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When will this madness end edition
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>>37866269
>rebecca moore as theresa may
this might be the greatest porno of all time
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Still had a good 20 posts left in that thread lad.
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>make a post
>new thread made at the same time

shan't be posting it again

Will go back to University after summer after living like a neet for a time now.

What should I expect?

p.s. I am a yuropoor so university is not a meme like in the u.s. only 15% of all young people here get a masters
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>Big test tomorrow morning
>Cut near my ear shaving, about the length of my thumb nail
Do you think my mom will buy these excuses to not go to uni class today?
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What was the name of that app? Asking for a friend
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Faceapp, nigger.

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>talk with a girl over discord
>we get along very smoothly
>we agree on a lot of things
>she shows me her face
>holy shit a qt3.14
>this_gonna_be_bad.jpg
>she asks me for a picture
>i send it to her and she says I'm not that bad
>her answers become different
>she stops talking to me
>mfw

And I'm not even looking for love anymore
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when i was in that situation, i just sent her a pic of a nerdy 8/10 guy i found on reddit and we talked for weeks before i just got bored.

I still have her email, ad she's liked it with her Facebook account, and she's basically sub-stacy at this point (553 friends), and still qt
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>>37866181
rate yourself? scale one to one hundred. one to ten isn't precise enough for me.
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>>37866227
The thing is that we were (at least me) being sincere to each other. I don't like faking most of the times.

>>37866261
I'd say 42 or less

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I fucking hate modern world. I just want to live in a comfy fantasy world with magic, elves and shit. I dont even care if i would be the fucking protagonist hero or a common fucking NPC, I just wanna get the fuck out of real world
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yeah id rather sleep in some fucking stables as a apprentice then in a fucking bed while being forced to go to college
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>>37866162
You would be a loser in that world as well.
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Get coding. VR could be good enough right?

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Is this legit or is this just a gentle way to say "no"
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>>37866146
Post the pic of her ass then we'll see
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>>37866221
Op delivers
Im gunna text her after lunch I guess and just ask "whats up hows your day going", do normies do that?
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>>37866497
This is a good question. How do you keep conversation going?

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>went to psychiatrist with dad
>we both consult the doc
>the result in the same
>borderline MDD severe anxiety problems
>finally have something that connects me to my father
>not feeling so alone now
>TFW any and all interaction between us became miserable due to depression
>TFW half the time we're asleep due to meds so we still don't talk much
what
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>>37866134
I would suggest different meds.
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>>37866134
Good for you anon?

How the heck ain't this original

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I WANNA FUCK MYSELF, FUCK MYSELF, I WANNA FUCK MYSELF
AND NO ONE ELSE
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Post your rooms/basements/sleeping spaces and have other anons rate them.

Pic related is my room.
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>>37866084
i very much dislike these panoramic views

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>pursue girls who have no interest in you
>ignore girls who do
Why do men do this?
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>don't pursue anyone
>no girl is interested in me
checkmate, atheists.
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>>37866095
This robot knows what's ORIGINALO up
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>>37866073
>implying any girl is interested
haha very funny but you can stop with the normalfag roleplaying.

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Enjoy your 0.99 hour lunch break, wagecuck.
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>half of year already passed
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Just 6 more months until I'm 30. And they still demand I show my ID when I buy alcohol. What is that about, anyway? I'm 30, lady, I need my booze
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it only gets worse lads
my early 20's felt like a decade
my mid 20's a year
my late 20's passed almost instantaneously
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>May 2017 is no longer futuristic

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Hey robots, I'm trying to better my life bit by bit, starting with driving license which I already got recently.
However the biggest problem I have is with driving itself, especially on main roads/highways, I just keep getting too nervous and afraid I might bump into another car somehow.

So how many of you drive? Do you have road phobia? Any tips to get out of my fear shell? I need to be able to drive to start my new job so my parents might actually like me for once.
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Pls help a robot in need
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>>37865983
Congratulations on getting your license. Its a big step. I remember feeling that way when I first started driving. Eventually you get used to it and it goes away. It might help to set your mirrors so that you can see the lines on the road on both sides. That way you know you're in your lane and don't have to worry so much

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>reading book about body language and social cues
>every behavior is shown in "natural" and "unnatural" form
>realize every one of my behaviors is "unnatural"

Is it autism or simple anxiety?
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i think u might be gay op
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>>37865977
what book is it?
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>>37865996
Maybe, but is that relevant?

>>37866058
This is the book:
https://www.amazon.com/Like-Switch-Influencing-Attracting-Winning/dp/1476754489

It was either this or "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie and I was somehow less embarrassed to let the cashier see this one.

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