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>>37866269
>rebecca moore as theresa may
this might be the greatest porno of all time

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Still had a good 20 posts left in that thread lad.

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>make a post
>new thread made at the same time

shan't be posting it again

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lads I can't take it anymore.

>pic re;ated/

Just got caught shoplifting lads. They let me off with a warning and photocopied my ID but let this be a lesson to all, you will get caught eventually.

>>37866318
>anon at the building site, picture 3.

THUNDERSTORMS COMIN LADS
the sky is getting darker and I can feel it!
too bad though 24 hours after it it will get back to heatwave temps

>>37866330
this will be a massively underrated post.

>>37866299
is it out?

fuckyouitsfuckingoriginial

I want to move out into my own place but I dont know whats a good deal and what isnt
Is this nice?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-46059153.html

https://youtu.be/H6BoXO0uXZg

anyone like john frusciante?

>>37866299
they really didn't spend as much time on the other characters as gladimhere putitin did they

Going to King's Lynn tommorow, any info on the place, lads?

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>>37866363
don't know, but I'm torrenting the shit out of it when it is

rebecca moore literally my goat pornstar, like a kind of british ava devine

>>37866377
your voice is amazing dude. where did you get lessons?

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Fixed the OP image.

We're all going to die

>>37866328
I used to do then when Safeway (as it was) had those hand held scanners. I ate like a king until I got nicked but they scraped my son's hand going into the security office, accidently so I didn't push it, but they were more worried about me suing them as they couldn't nick me anyway.

Don't know what the fuss is about it's not that hot

its raining, but its not comfy :/

>>37866412
>shoplifting with son

Fuck off and get out of here you scummy cunt.

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>>37866414
I went out with my jumper on today, could have worn a coat too desu

>shirtless neighbour caught me mirin
>promptly shut his door
feel quite gay now tbqhwyl

>>37866414
t. ahmed majood kahjarami waliim hakin asam ali-tajiri

of course you don't think it's hot, your phenotype is used to blistering desert heat

>>37866435
Do you live next to kev?

>>37866444
Your fat english boy? Get some exercise and heat doesnt bother you like your dog

waiting for the day when a member of /britfeel/ will find kev and take photographs of him irl.

>>37866369
>electrical heating and an easy to use, electricity powercard system
That sounds bad

>>37866412
guy you replied to here. can you elaborate on your story? what/how did you steal and how did you get caught?

>>37866328
haha what you doing that for you silly sausage? are you a teenage school boy?

>>37866459
>your fat english boy?
paki alert
paki alert
paki alert

>>37866461
shouldn't be too hard to catch him, he tours around the country. He had a show near me in april

>>37866490
tilde I thought we told you to stop posting stuff like this

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>just ate 2 tubs of Haagen-Dazs and 3 boxes of Tunnock teacakes

>>37866496
I wonder what britfeelers are like in real life

>>37866513
how the fuck is that possible, jesus christ lad, stop eating please.

>>37866428
Yeah, it's scummy, but it was better than being hungry. What did you expect me to do, only lift savers beans and that cheapo see through bread because I was poor enough to need to feed my kid? Fuck right off with that, you're dangerously close to advocating austerity and we can all see where that's going, can't we?

>>37866554
Even though I gorge like this often I still only weigh 9 stone.

>>37866545
Most are average normies desu.

>Decide to attend a local Sexy Kev match.
>Get front row seat and now just waiting for his match.
>Some fat, bald, middle-aged white wrestler comes out to the ring and sticks his head out of the ropes.
>"OI OI, WHO ATE ALL THE PIES. WHO ATE ALL THE PIES".
>Run and lock myself in the pub bathroom

No more Sexy Kev for me lads.

>>37866570
clearly you don't then

>>37866471
You sound like someone I don't want on my radar desu. This was years ago, you do the maths of when Safeway was Safeway and not whatever they're called now. I stole for easily over a year. I mean, they install a system on the assumption the populace are law abiding citizens. Oh well. They were wrong when some of that populace is hungry.

>Windows wide open
>Fan on
>Temp in room increasing

Reeeeeeeee

>>37866637
Close the windows, it's hotter outside than it is inside.

>>37866545
This one is covered in vomit, so is the bed and I think I've wrecked the duvet. I have something called Metabolic Ketoacidosis which causes spontaneous projectile vomiting. I also don't smell very good but the thought of getting in the shower yet takes more effort than I have.

Bet you wished you'd never asked.

>>37866686
famous last words.

original comment.

Just made 150 quid from selling 7 Gamecube games. Did I do alright lads?

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Just so you all know.

Whenever any of you lads bitch and moan about it being too hot or too cold, I'll be here.
In my comfy as fuck, air-conditioned room.
lmaoing @ ur life.

>>37866309
somebody replied to you though lad. is 1 not enough?

>>37866810
I'll be laughing when it's cold the rest of the year and you wasted a couple of hundred quid on aircon.

>>37866825
>now I have to go back and see the reply cause I'd already shut the thread and transferred

I'll be back.

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>>37866837
>It has a heating function too

Want to become a wagecuck for the summer, mostly to be able to get out the house.

Anyone know how to find something simple like a waiter or cashier at a local shop? Most websites list things that are either too complex, full time, or too far away.

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>>37866462
maybe my obsession with it now is causing me to imagine physical symptoms, even so it does cause distress and I think covering it up would help me rest easier

>>37866299
>Trump

shit

0/10

>>37866996
Are you in London or another big city?

If not, can you reach one within a reasonable timeframe?

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Popping out to the ice cream van, you lads want anything?

>>37866997
Clean your bloody place lad. I had loads of mould in my room and I didnt realise how bad it made my room smell and feel til I got rid of it.

>just heard a loud crash of thunder

time to get comfy boys

>>37867011
>If not, can you reach one within a reasonable timeframe?
Yes. Currently in suburbia.

>BC been 'pending' on DW market for 20 hours
REEEEEE I WANT TO BUY DRUGS

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>>37867029
Cornetto

>original cornetto

>>37867029
yeah get me a screwball pls

>>37867047
Then try same-day job apps. It's sort of like a temp agency; you sign up and they send you notifications when people need a waiter or stuff for a day/several days. Reply and show up, get put to work.

Ffs /pol/ what have you done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY

>>37867109
I'll look into it, cheers.

Finally decide to do something useful and sign up for a gym and the dirty cunt just shuts at random times rather than when it's supposed to be open, surely I can cancel based on that?

>>37867029
Chilly willy please.
Mine's boiling.

>>37867136
What kind of gym even does that? Is it a grimy little one by a bridge?

Anyone feel like they're wasting these hot summer days?

How do you not waste it when you're a friendless virgin?

>>37867166
Money laundering for drugs

>>37867173
I stay inside and masturbate to pretty girls passing on the street, or groups having picnics/BBQs in the field behind my house

>>37867166
yeah pretty much, pls no bully

>>37867131
Love me some Big Man Tyrone.
A True LeedsLad

>>37867198
No bully here mate. It's good you're trying. I've been working out over a year and still too scared about joining a gym.

>>37866997
>It's an ebin goes psychotic and delusional episode.

>last day of exams
>have to take a shit in the dark because of the North West power outage
>come out before everyone else because I have nobody to talk to
>go buy a burger because I have no life skills
>get sweets and choc from Spa to make myself feel better
>walk past happy groups of friends in the sun, couples too
>get back to my room, shut curtains and start eating my heart attack
I know depression is normally saved for Friday and Saturday night, but I need a hug

at least Sophie released a vouge shoot today

>>37867131
gotta admit, i respect him for having fun with his meme fame

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>>37867278
>Its an ebin hugs his pillow and imagines human connection episode

>>37867131
>tfw tyrone lives in Liverpool

>>37867286
That reminds me, gonna bump your thread later.

>>37867348
It's been bumped quite a bit. I hope he gets angry anyway. It's fun bumping it with his complaints.

>>37867219
I think God wants me to be skinnyfat, going to cancel and hope they don't come rip my arm off

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>Climate change deniers
>Hotter every year

>>37867395
climate change is real, global warming isnt

>>37867395
It's as hot this year as it was in 1995

Surely if climate change were real every one of the last 22 years would have been hotter, but in fact they were colder. They were just hotter than each other

Checkmate Caroline Lucas

>>37867348
>>37867374
me too anon


asf

>>37867436
Doesn't seem like it was ever this hot when I was a kid.

>>37867395
The ozone holes going to kill us all. Acid rains going to kill us all. Climate change is going to kill us all

>>37867029
solero shots please la

>believe in climate change
>dont think we should do anything about it
Humans have had it easy for too long. Nature needs to give us slap and wake up up

>>37867463
#savethebadgers

>>37867029
>45p for a cornetto

Is this from 20 years ago?

>>37867173
think I'd collapse if I went outside

>>37867395
>>>/pol/

Yes, that includes you too, not just politics you don't like

>>37867491
It says 1984 in the file name.

>Go to Waterstone
>Some "edgy" bellends decide they're zany and mad by putting the "Communist Manifesto" in the "Religion" section
>spend the rest of their time in the manga section before fucking off
Peterborough is a hell of a meme city.

>Climate change is politics

What did he mean to convey by this?

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>>37867534
you can inject the political into almost every topic of discussion here, unless it is overtly parlimentary/ about political figures it's unavoidable.

>>37867558
>used to but Balamory DVDs in the horror section of HMV 10 years ago.
Fuck that was bad.

>>37866309
>tfw you will never play DOTA with ebin

>>37867590
hmv is still alive here in Peterborough, I don't know how. The shite place barely gets any customers. Alright choice of movies, tbqh.

>>37867628
It's bizarre seeing HMV try and adapt through the last few years. One near me have a nice gaming spot, then they made some weird gaming area you could play group fifa matches in, and some big tshirt/clothing area, now it just seems to be dead with a small headphone section and a ton of dvds and games discounted to sell. With POP figures dotted throughout.
The music section seems solid though, the vinyl section seems pretty good too.

>>37867558
>gets upset when someone mocks communism

lmao you're a bigger tool than they are

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>>37867627
I'd play dota with you but I usually meltdown and feed/leave before the game is over these days. I abandoned my last game 5 days ago.

reminds me, I saw the biggest girl i've seen at tesco, she towered over me and i'm 5'11, she must have been well into the 6's and also wide. It might have been a tranny desu. She walked past me a few times and kept looking at me. Terrifying.

>>37867684
I'm not angry that they're mocking communism, I despise communism myself, fuckhead. What I'm trying to say is what they're doing is neither funny, original or wacky and it's just childish. If you come to Waterstone to dick around rather than check books and be a weebshit, why come at all?

>>37867682
I'm fairly certain they won't survive the next 4 years.

>>37867704
Sounds hot desu. How wide we talking? Only amazon i ever knew was a lesbian :'(

>>37867704
An amazon woman forced herself on me at NYE. I was only there because my family dragged me out

>>37867704
>she towered over me and i'm 5'11,
MANLET
EBIN IS MANLET

How comfy is the security guard job, lads? Talking in general, don't mean anything specific like night duty or w/e.

I've drank 8 pints of water today and i'm still melting send help

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>That one guy on your feed that shares Britain First stuff

Not sure if I should report him lads.

Britain First has two terrorist attacks under it's belt now.

>>37867914
I would have put money on him being shorter desu

>>37867627
What's your mmr man?

>>37867704
would love to see you dominated by an sweaty Amazonian desu

did she smell?

>>37867946
Haha great post mate hope you get a lot of (you)s

>>37867946
They're not terrorists if they're white.

are yank girls more slutty than british ones? i seem to find it easier to get nudes off yank girls

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-40353008

god I hate parents like this

they think they're the dogs bollocks and morally 100% in the right because "they're protecting their kids".

Never mind the fact you murdered someone over a fucking ball

>>37867994
On a whole, probably not. But it's easier with yank girls if you are British. It's that One Direction, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Royal Family, Harry Potter thing that seems amazing to them.

>>37867915
Pretty good lad, sometimes when qts are in need of help you can get a cheeky blowy and their digits in return, my mate deano does it all the time

>>37868051
Cheeky lad is our Deano.

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>>37868013

>punched girl to death over children's football
>7 years in jail

Should be 27 desu

>>37867994
yea mate

me and a few friends spent two weeks in cali, yank chicks LOVE the british accents

we would walk into a bar and their eyes light up as soon as you speak, feels good mang

>>37868013
mental story. dont forget there are massive areas in towns and cities where their sort are the norm. angry chavvy scum.

>>37868013
Would imagine they had been feuding for awhile and this was the blow off

>>37868051
Sounds alright, how's the pay? And do they allow you to work overtime hours? Or can you only work for extra pay during holidays?

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>>37868013
>killing someone over a ball
>taking pride in it as well

Also

>Bollen, 28

She's only four years older than me but looks twice my age

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>>37867915

Check in later and see if security guard anon is posting (not sure if hes been on recently t b h )

He can tell you anything you need to know

>>37867491
>>45p for a cornetto

I only pay 50p at my local shop (white)

>>37868147
Do you recall when he's normally on? I'm guessing 9PM somewhere.

>>37868028
yeah, good point. they have a thing for british guys. i find it funny the way they think there is one british accent. im from liverpool and sound irish to them lol

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>>37868135
she looks like a bloke

kek

>28 years old

>>37868168

Pretty late, after 12 usually


I haven't see any posts recently but i haven't been on much my self so he could still be kicking about

>>37868224
Yeah they struggle. I'm from Leeds (Not LeedsLad) and I've been told I sound like I speak RP. I bloody well don't.

>>37868230
Well that makes me feel better about my hairline for sure.

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>>37868013


>Her injuries were assessed by paramedics, but she was not admitted to hospital.
>She continued experiencing severe pain and was eventually taken to hospital on 28 August
>Her injuries were regarded as not requiring emergency treatment.
>Mrs Machin died "alone and in pain" either on 3rd or 4th September

Fuck the nhs desu

It is cheaper for them if you die alone in your own house, gotta save that money lads!

>>37868306
This reminds me of some chick that kept pissing herself so she could receive free nappies and indulge in her fetish.
>tfw NHS will offer more help to a fetishist than an actual person in pain

>>37866400
Kings Lynn is a fucking shithole.

It's also arranged like a maze so good luck getting out of there

>>37868337
How much do they cost that you'd need to run such a scam?

>>37868306
chalk up another one to cam and osburn's austerity

How the fuck does Katie Price keep getting on tv?

https://twitter.com/MissKatiePrice/status/877587063746461697

>>37868363
I checked "boots" and the average cost of a pack of 24-30 nappies is about 18 quid.

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Watched this with my nan. She liked it.

>>37868306
I feel like a cunt but I've called ambulances before when I had colds

I was genuinely sick for 3 days and they pricked me with some drugs to get me better, but im a pussy and called them.

as awful as it is she should have kicked up a fuss to get treatment, it's the only way with how stretched the NHS is these days.

otherwise you just get ignored

>>37868391
because stacys actually still idolise her

>>37866269

I can't fucking handle this any more.

Seriously considering going to the beach and getting in the water as a means of escaping the heat.

>>37868391
it's called having massive tits lad

>>37868424
So you should feel like a cunt, cunt. You should just tough it out like every single fucker with a cold.

>If you're pedantic or professionally outraged... jog on! if ur interested in food & wine check out @SchofeOnWine

>>37868306
They wanted to give her an operation but she declined.

Read the article before reacting you fucking sperg

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>>37868455

Same lad

>text friend to see if he wants to hang out
>"Im too warm to go out anon"


Too warm to go outside where its cooler?

Fucking alcoholics are the worst

>>37868462
my mummy told me off enough don't worry

protip put your sheets and pillows in the freezer a few hours before bed

>>37868513
don't do this it makes the mites reproduce even faster when you take them out

>>37868513

I'm going to put my fucking pillow in the freezer right now you are a god

>>37867953
what is yours? I wouldn't mind playing dota with some of you lads, I'm like 3.9k now dropped from 4.8k. Probably even worse cause I haven't played much at all recently
>>37867959
I strayed too far away to smell

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Cannot be arsed at work anymore. Desperately wish they would sack me so I have an excuse to be NEET again.

I like the weather, personally.

>tfw 60kg skelly
weather's fine

>>37868424
I had a serious event of puking, turns out I have a metabolic disorder. I got blue lighted in, straight in a cubicle then admitted to a private room. Constant IV drips, they were great and even got me a taxi home.

Please don't knock the NHS, when you get taken in with something more than a cold they're over and above what other countries offer.

>>37868458
Plenty out there with massive tits who arent used up old tarts

>>37868589

70kg and the weather is abso-fucking-lutely not fine

>>37868593
it seems like the quality on what you get massively differs on where you live

funding isn't very equal around the country

I've had nothing but top service where I live though

had some hot rain earlier, was lovely desu

the bait isn't even good anymore

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fuck off cunts

some NHS crook killed my nan with a lethal dose of morphine

Privatise it NOW

>>37868659
you know the bait doesn't work
it just makes things worse
and i'll know i'll see your shitposts again

Make your sheets damp and then put them on a spin cycle so they're slightly damp but not sodden.

This is how ancient Egyptians slept.

>>37868697
it was her time, she wanted to go
let her go towards the light

>>37868697
I LUVE DE NHS LAD ITS ME RELIGION

>>37868720
the egyptians didn't have tumble dryers you cretin

>>37868728
t.Paul Nuttals survivor of Grenfell

what music is best to cool you down?

>>37868635
Same here in the south west. Sure I've had bad experiences, like being put in a room opposite the industrial dishwashers going all night, but when it was serious enough to be admitted they were great. It's not something to wish away either. I know someone who had premature twins in the US. Guess how much it cost for the birth and a hospital stay long enough to keep them alive?

>>37868745
what do you think the pyramids were REALLY for

stay woke

>>37868772
a cool island song, to chill your hot heart

Lads do you think it would be possible to cool yourself down by attaching tubes into one or two major veins and arteries and circulating your blood outside your body through a bucket of iced water

>>37868796
No. Don't.

Fuckyouoriginalioli

>>37868796
well the ancient egyptians did that

>>37868816
Actually it was the Kush Kingdom.

>>37868796

i dont see why not

probably not origgy

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>mum started crying while listenting to some virtue signalling song they released
>had to hold back telling her my thoughts on it and how it was only a bunch of poor pakis who got burned that nobody really truely cares about

>>37868829
fuck off nigger revisionist

>>37868796
you'd clot the blood and get an embolism
put your feet in cold water and you'll notice an instant improvement

>>37868835
Jesus tilde you're really not helping yourself posting stuff like this

>>37868835
Simon Cowell knows a winne when he sees it

>>37868807

Fuck you don't tell me what to do

You're not my dad

>>37868845
What do you mean, racist? Egyptians were primarily black anyways.

>>37868835
the paki survivors are getting free 2,000,000 quid penthouses in Kensington now.

>>37868851
not tilde tbf, but another waifuposter

>>37868861
exactly, fucking opportunists

>>37868835
Leave
Racist boy

>>37868872
must be his resident orbiter ebin

Paki's are subhumans

Why do any of you defend them?

>>37868835
I cried more thinking about the poor doggos trapped alive burning

I think I would take my doggo, running back in to save him even if I had to risk my life

I love him too much

>>37868999
High kevs confirm this
Someone shop kev into a nazi officer uniform

Letting fees banned lads

>>37869006
This. Breaks my heart.

Originalbollocks

>>37869006
>pakis
>owning doggos
don't think theres owt to worry m8

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>>37866269
Why the hell is this on here everyday?

>>37869074
not everyone in the building were muslim

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Should I apply for this compliance officer spot within my company lads? My quality assurance scores have been consistently 100% and I know pretty well exactly what I'll be marking (thought it's specifically for Sales rather than customer service)

>>37869095
Yes you should apply for the compliance officer role.

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Just bought two months worth of estrogen to go with the spiro. Feel quite excited really. Do wish the heat would go off though, very difficult to motivate myself to do anything desu.

Anyway lads, what are you getting up to tonight? Might play Tekken for a bit and go from there tbqh~

>>37869110
I'll do it tonight or this weekend thanks mate

>>37869116
this one is boring, go back to poleaboo please

>too hot
>want to shave my legs because it's like I'm wearing a permanent pair of trousers underneath my other tourers
>know mummy is going to lose her shit if I do

>>37869116
>Just bought two months worth of estrogen
well done, you're very brave <3

>>37869154
Shaving is a horrendous idea, the sweat will just run straight down your legs and pool in your socks

You'll give yourself trnchfoot unless you start wearing sockless strappy-sandles

going to Russia for a month on saturday feeling pretty nervous lads

Any advice?

>>37869116
>Just bought two months worth of estrogen to go with the spiro

are you trying to turn into a girl?

>>37869116
you should post some pics girlmode

the lads would love to see how far you've come (especially ebin wink wink)

>>37869116
>Just bought two months worth of estrogen
where do you buy this stuff? DW?

>these shoppers dont know they're being watched

The camera guy right next to them not giving it away

how come so many people in britfeel are transitioning into a girl? what is this meme?

>>37869188
If anyone offers to take you out for sushi, politely decline.

>>37869321
I'm not him, but could you explain?

>>37869188
pay in the exact money for everything

If a shopkeeper hands you your change, they will add an extra rouble, report you as accepting a bribe and you'll be arrested for espionage

>>37869293
Got this on in the background myself as well.

You ever just look at telly programs and wonder who green-lights this shite? Channel after channel, page after page of utter mind-rotting dross.

>>37869337
>>37869321

noted

bloxocubes

Everything will be great guys. I'm really proud of you all. I hope your evening is wonderful and you have a fun and productive week.
Kind regards
Normie normiton

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eaten 970 calories today desu

I can't be the only one who's liking the weather because all the girls in the street wear revealing clothing right?
I mean I'm still lonely as fuck but at least this helps my fantasies

>>37869337
Is he going to the Soviet Union? Wtf are you talking about?

>>37869423
No it just fuels my '>tfw no gf' feels

Spent a sizeable portion of yesterday on drugs reading wikipedia articles about China. No idea how it started, I may have had a stray thought about Xi-poster and dove in.

Didn't really read much at all about Xi to be fair; it was mainly the articles about One Belt, One Road, the politiburo and the China-Pakistan Economic Corridor. Then from the CEPC article I moved to the article about the Indus River and eventually to run-of-the-river hydroelectric power.

Remember very little of what I read, if anything at all, but it was a good experience.

>>37869355
It's a guilty pleasure of mine

Looking at middle class idiots spunking money up the wall on useless shite

mum told me to go get milk but i told her i couldn't because there would normies there

>>37869421
fatty

oirir

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>>37869335
I hear the sushi is to die for

>>37869467
Why are they so much better at organising all this shit than we are.

>its getting cloudy outside
YES THANK FUCK

>Half hate the weather because fuck it's hot but half like it because it makes me randy in a "I could get naked and just have sweaty sex right now" way

>>37869116
gonna do fuck all desu, might cover up my wall with a sheet

>>37869480
Anon, you can get some milk for your mother. I know people can be intimidating, but I believe in you!
Kind regards
Normie norminton

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a group of fridge salesmen describing themselves as 'race realists' were seen nearby

>>37869576
nooo you sound just like her, what if that shout stuff at me like; them shoes is well shit, innit

>tfw you'll never be a viking reaver, burning the nailed gods churches and slaughtering his magicians

>>37866789
Yes. I fucking sold my gamecube games for a pair of trainers. Regret it a bit but fuck me you get a lot for the games

>ears popping while sitting completely motionless indoors with the windows open

hurry up and fucking rain fuck this weather fuck this weird pressure system

>>37869575
ebina detected

>>37869713
anybody else getting headaches off this shit?

>>37869611
Anon, It's very unlikely anyone will shout at you about your shoes. If anything, they would be the weirdos for doing so. I'm sure your shoes and the rest of your appearance are perfectly ordinary and pleasant.
Kind regards
Normie norminton

>>37867029
ill have a callipo cheers lad

>>37869485
Wasn't that tea, not sushi?

>>37869611
Also, congratulations on your repeated 1's on your post!
Kind regards
Normie norminton

>>37869575
THE WALL WILL NOT HARM YOU. Ffs, what do you think is protecting you from the ceiling? Leave it alone and it'll leave you alone.

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>>37869809
it doesn't leave me alone, its peeling all sorts of toxic debris

I heard that walls make you go bald

>>37869738
Yes. Like a motherfucker.

Oxoblockso

>>37869759
thats exactly what she said, normies do this stuff, their spiteful and one to drive outsiders to suicide REEEEEE

>>37869585
tilde doesn't look very happy about it

>>37869838
where about in the UK are you? Im in the northwest dying for this shit to pass. Stuff like this really affects me.

Reckon it'll all go back to normal once it starts storming?

>>37869821
You live with your mom, yes? Surprise the shit out of her by getting the vacuum out, it usually lives in a cupboard under the stairs, and vacuum the fucking wall. If it still looks manky do it again - and this will truly send your mother apeshit - put one of her old tights over the vacuum head. It acts as a filter.

After that, and you've fanned your mother awake, go to B+Q and buy some antifungal paint.

>>37869809
lad, it has been proven that the shit causing the leak in his wall makes people sick. there have been all sorts of documentaries about it. him covering up probably wont make a difference.

he has to buy a dehumidifier to get rid of the moisture

>>37869821
buy a dehumidifier

>>37869850
wouldn't worry about it mate. I have some beat up old converse ive had to sew back together a couple of times.

>>37869902
>mom

>Mom

>MOm

>MOM

REEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT. YANKEE FUCKY DOODLE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>37869873
Hereford - Worcester border. Feels like I've got a clamp round my head. I bloody hope it goes back to normal, we've got another 51 weeks to slag the country and it's weather off, I can't do that with a stonking great headache.

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>>37869902
this is tempting, but wouldn't vacuuming the wall potentially upset it and blow it all into the air?

>>37869921
they are expensive


my nose is stinging, think my skin is dry

>>37869921
this is really good advice friend, you should feel proud you have tried to help someone today.
Kind regards
Normie norminton

>>37869955
Ah fuck off. Ebinlad calls his mater "mom" so I was extending the courtesy of calling the old dear by her chosen salutation.

>>37869850
Honestly I'm sure it'd be fine. You could buy yourself a treat like an interesting magazine or something as well! Normie culture teaches that sometimes beat up trainers is a sign you don't care about authority; that is something cool people don't care about either. That being said; don't feel pressured. I'm sure you'll do the right thing!
Kind regards
Normie norminton

>>37869962
Have you got any bleach spray or something like that?

>>37869962
Look on Freegle or Schpock or something. I gave mine away as it did fuck all apart from run the electricity bill up.

If it's any consolation, I have asthma and emphysema and the wall hasn't got me yet.

>>37869955
Why are we letting stuff like this pass us by lads?

there is undeniable evidence that there is yanks posing as brits in this thread.

It's happened a few times. I see no scenario in which a brit could accidentally misspell 'mum'.

>>37870057
That stuff streaks the wall so standing back to admire it you'll see hypnotic mould spirals.

Ebina, I know some stuff about mould. Can you take a picture of it?

>>37870063
emphysema

how fucking old are you lad?

>>37870089
FFS, I am not a yank. Ebina calls his mom mom so I did too. Jesus.

>start losing weight
>drop down from 19 stone to 16 stone, 6'2"
>stop working as hard for weeks, probably gained a couple of lbs

this needs to stop, about to enter maximum starvation mode tomorrow, gonna be like bale when he was preparing for the machinist

>>37870057
I'm scared of bleach desu

>>37870100
I don't think there is mold - there was thats why I took the wallpaper off originally in 2012, its paint peeling off in little bits and the plaster stuff going manky

just got back from getting milk
>got to morros safe enough
>find the milk and decide to get out as fast as possible
>pay up and it's all going good
>step outside the door with my milk for a second
>white van pulls up full of builder types
>MILK WANKER, MILK WANKER, MILK WANKER they all screech
ffs never leaving the house again

>>37870112
34. I used to TiG weld and I was good at it so I started doing experimental metals for nuclear and petrochemical plants. Don't smoke so I blame the welding.

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lads, the heatwave will be all over soon,

just a little bit more....

>tfw it'll be fucking raining everyday afterwards, just to make sure we aren't too happy

>>37870129
Is it yellow, looks like excema?

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>>37870170
some of it I think yeah

Took a pic behind my table, this is near the window. It was like this before I took the wallpaper off originally

drinking and taking DPH with benzos as well xx

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Hello Gentlemen, could anyone be so kind as to tell me what time it is?

Anybody else reckon Ebin is finally losing the plot?

>>37870245
who cares you fucking sad act

>>37870149
The worst is yet to come

Still high 20s, but with high humidity as well making it impossible to live

>>37870245
who fucking cares.

Facebook if you want to circle jerk and idolize these attention seeking babies.

>>37870192
it annoys me when people say poverty doesn't exist in this country

ebin you need to fix the roof or move out

your house is fucked and that mold will kill you

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>>37870283
>that mold will kill you

what if I've been in this room everyday for the last 8 years

>>37870192
The wall is your fall

>>37870291
you've probably got spores and shit all over your lungs

damp kills, you'll probably get a lung infection soon or lung cancer

>>37870283
I presently live - exist - on 73.10 a week. Anyone who'd like to try running a house, a pet, a car and yourself on that step right up then say poverty isn't real.

>>37870291
this. i used to have a really bad cough because of the mold in my room.

>>37870291
the wall is you nemesis

>>37870267

in manchester the worst is over.

gonna be raining like shit though, least itll be 19c tomorrow at the peak.

Just had one of these bad boys. Fucking bliss, having a good day lads.

whisk yourself off to an island paradise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSNLA4thH_0

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>>37870367
How could I forget the picture???

>>37869710

>tfw you'll never be a Viking seer, taking shrooms and tugging yourself off in a swamp all day

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>>37870308
I th-think your lying to me anon r-right? I couldn't find anything on google just old people and babies might cough because of it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY IS IT SO HOT!?

>>37870323
>a house, a pet, a car
all luxuries

>>37870367
>>37870380

Onken, mango, passion fruit and papaya with oats, lad, it's bliss.

>>37870404

Because there is high pressure coinciding with the peak of solar energy in June

Just realized my nans flat is even worse, her back walls are fully black almost. Shes 95.

>>37870444
that said, I'm thinking about going and living in my car because my physical symptoms are becoming extreme, my face won't stop itching and its hard to breath.

anybody want to play some games? if so say aye.

>>37870408
Don't talk shit. I need a roof over my head and I need to be able to get around, I live in outer spergisher with no neighbours, public transport doesn't exist here. My cat is my service animal and keeps me as sane as possible so fuck you.

>>37870444
she's more mold than nan now

>>37870372
It's been a while since I've listened to this.

I love it.

>>37870424

too much calories/sugar lads.

Go buy the posh fruit blended yogurt (forgot the name, its 4x100 and has weird goji berries and other shit blended).

its half the calories and has tons more brotein and it's 50% off, so 1.25quid.

>>37870404
Earth is closer to the sun right now.

>>37870380
I didn't like them and I'm a fiend for anything lemon usually. Didn't rate the Key Lime Pie one from Morrisons either. The Onken mango one is bro tier.

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Daily reminder that this is ebin

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Most disappointing, my friends.

>>37870510
The absolute state of the lad

>>37870510
I don't know if you've posted that to upset him but he's not bad, and I'm a fembot. Bit worried about that spike sticking out of his head though.

A person I know got their hand bit by a dog.

They fully pushed a leaflet through a letter box and could clearly hear the dog and see warning signs, but they went to the police who just said they're an idiot.

They are an idiot, right?

>>37870546
>fembot

show yourself.

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daily remind this is ebin

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>Sorry, meant to send that to someone else

I preferred being a NEET who only got texts from his mum to this shit. But, the Goddess insists...

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Don't steal bikes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40351409

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>>37870528
>>37870546
its not me lads/lasses, I don't know what that image is.

>>37870558
my facial hair is currently a bit like that, closer shot than the other one.

>>37870510

Why would that be ebin? The walls are clean and the wallpaper is tidy

>>37870510
That can't be him. His room is too nice.

>>37870554
Yes, they are an idiot.

Bloxbloxblox

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The leader of my former BNP branch just called asking if I'd be interested in attending a meeting.

They haven't held one for years, but I'm tempted to go just to catch up with the old faces

>>37870555
Nope. I'm the vomit poster here.

>>37867046

I'm doing you a big favour not showing myself in my present state because I'm covered in sick.

>>37870623
Bring the hottest Shipman memes with you, lad.
Ask if they like anime

>>37870630
don't give a shit, just show yourself before I entertain that you're a fembot.

>>37870577
>I don't know what that image is.

its your conscience

>>37870577
its too late ebin, you cant take it back now no matter how much you regret it
we all know youre a complete munter

>>37870510
Daily reminder that google exists

>>37870654
>Ask if they like anime

Nick Griffin has specifically told me that he dislikes anime and the 'faggotry of the alt-right'

>>37870630
are you the lass from the last thread?

How do I get a TEFL job in Europe lads? I have a TEFL certificate but no experience.

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>>37870630
state of those pics, turns out I don't live a bad life at all its just normies here that get suprised

>>37870672
I know your game anon, you'll keep bullying me till I reveal my real picture. Ask lenlad or tilde.

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>>37870623
Reporting you to Mummy May for being a vile racist who is prepared to spread hate speech lad

>>37870709

Ebin, please just post a pic for us lad

>>37870718

Being a racist isn't a crime (yet) but I think given the state of things attending that meeting will result in me being put on a list, not that it bothers me.

>>37870721

>>37842102
>Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.


oriririri

Another rule is not evading the robot. Enjoy your holiday.

>>37870137
i'm sorry that happened to you, but i suppose if they're screeching then they're hardly very masculine are they? please leave the house some more it'll be really good for you.

Kind regards
normie norminton

>>37870662
Here's a picture of my nice delicate feet that escaped most of the puke.

>>37870706
Yes. Do you know many fembots on this site complaining about projectile vomiting?

>>37870709
Be yourself Ebinlad. You'll be alright in the end.

>>37870510
doesn't have flakes of poo in his hair, can't be him

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>>37870793
Shit forgot.

>>37870794

that made me chuckle, ebin really is a poo head isnt he?

>>37870803
You Should date tilde. He would be perfect for you

I went into town today to buy clothes. People kept looking at my body to the point where I began to freak out a little. I saw an actual chad with a mini harem of coworkers following him like dogs as he left work. A goth trap/masculine girl checked me out. I didn't really enjoy today.

Any robots both North east area?

Someone was stabbed outside my work lol

Wanna slap anyone that bullies ebin desu

>>37870928
Ii wasn't aware that Tilde likes being puked upon in the middle of the night. Different strokes for different folks and all that, I wasn't aware I was looking for a... oh shit, what is the non-pejorative way of talking about a chap who's started taking female hormones? It is not my intention to insult.

>>37870966
TRASH knight

>>37870988
how old are you? do you have a nice face?

For fuck sake boys used a holiday for next Friday just to feel like a neet agai. Drink all Thursday night wake up Friday late and play crash and shitpost but no Gf put a holiday too so we can "go out somewhere nice"

>>37871021
35. Bit lived in but I'm not a bulldog chewing a wasp. I scrub up ok when I have the energy and inclination.

>>37870988
>oh shit, what is the non-pejorative way of talking about a chap who's started taking female hormones

CUTE BOI

>>37870988
>playing hard to get

wont work on these lads, lass. best just being honest. might have to get through ebin first though.

belfast fag here, havent eaten in 2 days. dont get paid till friday. what even is life.

Britnormie really going outside the box now

>>37871089
>havent eaten in 2 days

how? food is cheap as fuck. you could live on 2 quid a day if you were smart about it.

>>37871089
This wouldn't happen under a Sinn Fein government