>pursue girls who have no interest in you >ignore girls

>don't pursue anyone
>no girl is interested in me
checkmate, atheists.

>>37866095
This robot knows what's ORIGINALO up

>>37866073
>implying any girl is interested
haha very funny but you can stop with the normalfag roleplaying.

>never pursue any girl
>one shows interest
>I show interest back because it is a miracle
>they lose interest
Every fucking time

>>37866073

Because the ones who are interested are just not attractive to me

>>37866448
This.
I only have the potential to pull 3-4/10 fatties, and I'm not even fat, just uggo.
I kind of accepted it though, and now I focus on other things.

>ignore girls who do
What are these mythical creatures you call "girls who have interest in me"? Where does one find them?

>cuck pursues girl
>mommy gf instead on going for a robot she goes for the cuck
>she gets cucked

poetry

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>>37866558
This. Robots aren't pursued.

>>37866073
>holes actually think this is the case

99% chance that you thought "showing interest" was smiling at him sometimes. Then when he doesn't pick up on the hints that are so subtle as to be nonexistent, you ree and lament that another man got away. Stop being a fucking coward and actually ask him out. Risk rejection like men do and maybe you'll get what you want.

>>37866073
even uggos and landwhales pursue chad

>think girl is interested in me
>nah, just a nice person, that's how she treats everyone

Fuck off now, thanks.

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story of my ORIGNAL life

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>>37866073
> Girl shows interest
> I show it back
> Go out once, agree on a second date
> Forget to talk to her one day
> Starts dating her ex again after ghosting me
> No girl has shown interest since

>>37866648
How do I know if a girl is just being nice? Few things make me want to go reeeeeeeeee but this is one of them

Because to have a fulfilling relationship I need to be with someone who is a driven person who has things going on in their life. I have several people in my life who would be subservient lapdog significant others but they would be leeches on my happiness and not a second half to me.

>>37866448
This.

I only attract weird hippie chicks who are maybe 5/10 but their silly behavior makes them non-options.

I used to say "slim, young, pretty - pick 2 and I'm good", but I've since had to add a baseline of "uses toothpaste, has a fridge, does not sleep in a hammock".

>think girl is interested
>pursue
>contact cut

Haha :-DDD

>>37866666
Quintessential quints of robotdom

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>>37866666
holy shit

originaliom

>implying a girl was ever into me.

>>37866658
Accurate revision imo. Girls love watching guys get rejected

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>>37866670
>uses toothpaste, has a fridge, does not sleep in a hammock
That's actually a pretty good set of rules to go by.

>>37866073
>follow some dude around
>wait for his shit to get all fucked up
>get his rebound d while he's all fucked up and vulnerable
That's creepy!

>>37866759
Yeah if the genders were reversed, there'd be screams of the evil "nice guy" trying to take advantage of a vulnerable woman. But since a girl did it she's supposed to be the hero somehow?

OP will u please pursue me. i want a gf really bad

>>37866073
why wont chad date me, fuck i hate stacy! the post

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>>37866073
You know, it's easy to feel sympathy for her. Then you realize she's exactly the kind of girl who has an orbiter or two she passive-aggressively allows around her. Other girl may be a bitch, but at least she's honest.

>>37866830
>Other girl may be a bitch, but at least she's honest.

This is why I have far more respect for bitch stacies than the average "nice" girl that will lead on and use multiple men for personal gain. At least Stacy is a cunt and embraces it. These other girls try to pretend like they're good people when in reality theyre just as bad.

>>37866791
please OP. i need a gf

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>>37866073

t. 5/10 pining after Chad

here's the robot version

>>37866980
>These other girls try to pretend like they're good people when in reality theyre just as bad
no anon, they are much worse, and they cause more emotional pain and suffering. i think nice cute girls who use guys as beta orbiters are the scum of the earth, and i've learned to ignore them or even be rude to them, that way they cant manipulate and use me

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>>37867019

Oh woops, I fucked up

>>37866982
OP has a penis. Sorry senpai.

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>>37866073
>perusing girls
>talking to girls
>seeing girls
>leaving the house
>leaving your room
Fucking normalfaggots

>>37866666
demonic anon is speaking the truth

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>>37867045
life in a nutshell after /r9k/

>>37867045
Saved.

Organic

>>37866666
DEVILISH QUINTS WANT AN ANSWER

>>37866980
>This is why I have far more respect for asshole chads than the average "nice" guys that will pursue and try use multiple women for sexual gratification. At least Chad is a cunt and embraces it. These other boys try to pretend like they're good people when in reality theyre just as bad.

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>>37866982
>>37866791
dude, any girl on this board will be talking to at least 10 guys at all times.
Theyre in demand much more than us.
So if a girl starts talking to you, she will take a while to reply, and generally be distant, because she is busy talking to people that are much more interesting than you.
She could be your entire world, but in the end you are just a small plaything to her, and she does not care in any way about how you feel, because she has 10 of you, and you only have one of her
The internet kinda fucked everything up innit.

>>37866073
Unattractive straight people face a huge math problem that is contributing to this.

95% of female 1 to 5's are fat.

But only 50% of male 1 to 5's are fat.

Leaving hypergamy completely to one side, if you are a skelly male robot 4 and a fat female 4 pursues you, WTF do you do?

It would be actively physically difficult and uncomfortable to have her as a GF.

If you can't sit on my lap on the couch without me physically dying, I can't date you. It's really that simple.

If I pursue anyone who is a reasonable proportion of my body mass, it's not going to line up with the girl who is interested in me. Because it's 95% likely she doubles my weight.

>>37867050
>>37867120
thats a lie OP is a pretty girl that will be my gf forever and she loves me so much

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>>37867143
yep. Totally.
She loves you and only you, and cares about the way you feel and the things you say.
She wants you to be happy.
Is that what you wanted to hear?

>>37867128
You could always sit on her lap, kek.
You could always try to enter into some kind of self-improvement pact with a broad though- she loses fifty pounds and you get a job/promotion/similar life goal.
I've had landwhale gfs who've agreed to that kind of thing, one stuck with it another failed and I dumped her.

The last girl that liked me was fat
I am a skeleton and I can't stand fat people

>>37867111
Sounds right. Doesn't need to be said though because no one respects "nice guys".

>>37866073
Are you okay Anon?
And please share a bit of a story?
Maybe I'm just an idiot but I don't consider myself ugly, maybe it's just my ego but I'd consider myself pretty solid husbando material.

but I've never noticed a girl taking interest me :(

>>37866073
>girls who do
There's no such thing as a robot that gets any interest from girls.

>>37867111
>>37867246
Except they don't get sex, and the girls do get the attention and money. There are no parallels to be drawn here, roastie.

>>37866073
Girls don't pursue men, moron. If they did I wouldn't be single.

>>37866073
that girl is ignoring someone else who is after her too

>>37866073
>Chad wants Stacey.
>Chad and Stacey treat each other as one would expect.
>Normie girl thinks Chad is now vulnerable, will lower his standards to commit to her.
>Gets pumped and dumped
>Chad keeps on being Chad
"WHY DO GUYS (Chad) DO THIS? WHY ARE THEY SO HORRID?!"

>>37866073
>pursue chad who has no interest in you
>ignore anyone else who does
Why do women do this?

>>37867480
Non Chads are invisible to women. All the comics and articles you see talking about men who won't commit and how horrible men are are ALWAYS about Chad, not normal men. The fact is that in this comic, pink probably has half a dozen beta orbiters that would gladly commit to her, but they're literally invisible to her. It's Chad or nothing until she is old and wrinkly with a couple of kids as a single mom.

>>37867551
Yeah, it's a funny mix. Since Chad isn't forced to commit anymore, he can even play Staceys. As they managed to remove the social stigma that used to keep him under control. Woman pretty much played themselves. Rather than all of them getting a Chad, now none does.

All the while they inflated their own egos to absurdity and chase after a dream they cannot achieve.

>>37866073
We don't like fat or ugly girls it's always Looks first

>>37867128
I am convinced BMI is used in obesity rate studies specifically because it doesn't adjust for bone and muscle structure differences between men and women, the stats don't line up at all with how the world appears to be.

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I give up, I can't fucking fix you. I don't think you want to be fixed. You just get sicker and sadder, and I wanted to help with all of my fucking heart
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you know I fucking did
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but I just got sick and sad too
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I'm sorry. I can't do this this anymore
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Goodbye.
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Jan 4th, 9:05pm
2013

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>>37866359
>>37866359
>>37866359
this to be quite oregano honest