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realize it's my birthday

then my age goes up by 1

Buy a number of beers equal to my age and drink as many as I can before I pass out.

Debate whether I should let people know or not.

Sadly true.

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Only bump I'll do

>>37878960
Not going to even click on it if you aren't going to tell me what it's about. That site loads too slow.

>>37879399
Are you a crossposting redditor?

>>37878943
>Did you ever try to get back with her?
I don't know if I want to but I definitely want to fuck her again
>Ever message her again?
She broke it off so I waited until she messaged me
>How long did it take you to do it?
Took her eight months
>How did it turn out?
Haven't talked to her since. Although I still care about her I also feel like there's too many girls out there to go back to her

>>37878940

>When your state good be decent but people are in love with their own retarded, trashy, over-dramatic way of doing everything.

>>37878967
> When your girl wants to do northern shit like go to Starbucks yet you want to go to the gun show

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>>37878940
I was just in Nola want to see pics? French quartered and haunted history tour. Sort of a waste of money

>>37878919
At the intersection of meacham and golf road. Can't miss it.

Have a nice day! :^)))

What the f... we're standing in it's parking lot! Like, right now.

>>37878898
Lol you got some shit taste famalam

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I'm not clicking that shit,nigga
you stupid nigga

>>37878898
Haven't seen this particular avatar maker before, bamp

Hmm what's going on in here hmm

>>37878900
I'd say roleplay

That's hot as fuck, I'd try to fuck her ass using her shit as lube.

>>37878859
I will hit the gym and invest on bitcoin

>>37878859
Spoil animes from future in /a/

>>37878859
I don't even want to think about it. Thinking about my life and all the missed opportunities and wasted time makes me depressed

https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=37878857&altc=1

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>>37878857
>start chat
>have no idea what to talk about
>leave
help.

>>37878883
im black anon normie here to help

>>37878854
Literally the only way is inheritance. If you're earning money in anyway your not a neet

>>37878854
it's not working if you actually like to do it and you get to do it whenever you want without a specific schedule. Find something you can do that you like that doesn't feel like work but also can make money.

>>37879017
>wat 2b neet?
>just dont b but pretend u r
>pretty much da same xdd

>>37878839
he'd be jealous as fuck that i just surf the internet and play videogames all day.

>>37878839
I think he'd actually be pretty down with it. I'm normie enough that I actually have something going for me at school; which is a step up from 10-year-old me. Plus, he'd see that I have emulators, that I still like Pokemon, and that I can watch whatever cartoons I want via streaming now. I think he'd like that.

>>37878839
he might be smart enough to ask for tips on how to suicide without much trouble

>tfw final got a job
>10-7
>used to waking up at 2
Fucking hell it's like my whole day. A-at least I'll get to make a lot of money.

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>>37878832
>tfw just became a wagecuck
>tfw got lost for an hour and a half despite it only being a 11 minute drive
>tfw had to cry in my car for 20 minutes before going in
>start my actual first day tomorrow at 11am and have to work until 8pm
>tfw I'm going have to do this every day until I either get fired or get a new job
God I really don't want to work in front of a hot grill all day with three layers of clothing. My manager told me to bring a gallon of water with me otherwise I'll probably die of heat stroke... I just wanted a retail job /r9k/ It's not hard to fuck up in retail!

TFW my job is from Wednesday-Monday, starting at 4am

>>37878820
I had a girl suck and lick my entire ear one time during sex and immediately made me nut it was so intense.

>>37878820
I had sex once about 16 months ago

>>37878820
Cool.
Why isn't this on /soc/?

>>37878724

>forgets to close goddamn door
>no

and you?

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>1933 was 4 spacetimes ago

>>37878981
Who do you think you are? A person who knows wether the brides maid is a whore or not?