What do you guys do on your birthdays?

realize it's my birthday

then my age goes up by 1

Buy a number of beers equal to my age and drink as many as I can before I pass out.

Debate whether I should let people know or not.

Sadly true.

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Wish the day would be over already because I hate the attention

previous age+1

>wake up around noon
>browse imageboards and watch youtube videos
>eat whenever i have to
>pee whenever i have to
>poo whenever i have to
>go to sleep around 3 am

Shitpost on /r9k/. Really, all I do.

Didn't see another 'human' the last time it came around, likely will do the same apart from hanging out with granny. She's visiting next month. If I'm scheduled to wagecuck, I'll go ahead & wagecuck just like any other day.

I like how it is now, another day just with returning a few polite texts and emails, rather than being forced to do whatever someone else wanted to do when I was younger, but I'd rather it not happen at all. Literally what is the point of holidays when you've never had a gf?

order a pizza
cry a lot
tie the noose and stand in front of it for a while
maybe play video games

I visit my grandmother,take us both out to eat at this chinese restaurant that me and her have been going to for the last 8 years and then go home and masturbate over the cute females that work there. There sang me happy birthday once. Good times.

I attempt to pretend that it isn't my birthday and do regular routine as regular and non-birthday like as possible. Also i don't answer my phone. Family will call. I don't want to talk. So i let them leave messages and then I send them an email in thanks later that evening.

>>37878968
>What do you guys do on your birthdays?

sit around browsing /r9k/
Reflect on my life so far
Think about my earlier birthdays as a child in middle school

Feel mildly sad and sentimental

I get drunk, eat pizza, and wonder if mummy will bake me a cake or not.

>>37878968
Nothing out of the ordinary, play vidya or masturbate. Realize I'm done year closer to my death.

I go to the lake my dad would take me to as a child and feed ducks. It was so much simpler back then. I look at all the happy couples and wonder if I should murder them.

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Smoke weed, watch anime and eat twizzlers.

>>37878968
cry a lot, another year that i could'n kill myself