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I am ready for the next step,yes. Roasties must be slaughtered.

>>37989638
I was thinking I'd hand out some BetaBux to anyone who posted their wallet. Soon roasties will beg for .0001 BetaBuck

>>37989689
I don`t really know how to use cryptocurrency even,so I`ll pass.

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>>37989481
>He actually talks to people online
Get out yadayada you know the drill.

>>37989796
He didn't say anything about online dumbass he could have friends irl

people who only talk about themselves have got to be mentally impaired, most likely autism or some form of it.

i ran into a girl like that on OKcupid. not only was she only talking about herself, she was telling life story, about how she fucked her bosses and all of her sexual experiences.

when you wonder if you're talking to a crazy person as you're talking to them, then yeah, you should ghost them.

that's too reductive.

it's like saying since my penis is made of skin that it's the same as a titty

other way around actually. all human babies start out "female"

>>37989462
The penis and clit function in the same group of organs , your example of the comparison between the entire skin area and a single organ is too broad. My example is specific.

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>he thinks he will be making millions then come back to his hometown and laugh at all those that doubted him

Female attention is genetic, you either have the Chad gene or you don't.

>>37989459
Truly a hurtful feel

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>>37989414
>tfw I was born in 1974
It doesn't get better, I know someone was going to ask that

Wow you can do basic mathematics, I'm impressed

>in a few days we will be closer to 2045 than 1990

I have sleep paralysis and night terrors as a 21 year old man. Things get weird.

Two nights ago I had one.

>in the dream I'm playing runescape
>I start using youtube for music
>I play for a while longer
>tab back to youtube
>it's a small girl in the music video
>wake up
>my body is locked
>the girl is on the TV
>she's in a dark room sitting on her knees
>the screen flashes back and forth between her and a four eyes monster
>spindly arms and legs
>spines
>her arm reaches from the TV
>it all seems very real
>her long hand extends all the way to my mouth
>she pushes it open
>I can feel her claws on my lips
>she stabs my tongue
>I close my eyes
>open them again
>it's day
>all is normal

These hallucinations seem as if they're actually happening every time.

>>37989502
Pretty interesting. I personally haven't been scared by anything real for years - it's only nightmares that frighten me on rare occasion.

Also, jumpscares don't count as actually being "scary". If you quickly over-stimulate anything that breathes, it will have an equally quick reaction.

>>37989858
That dude had sleep paralysis. It's a bit different from real nightmares
>had sleep paralysis once
>stuck in bed
>door to my room had warped proportions and the hall light was on
>see black figure about a meter off the floor skipping towards my door
>think it's my stupid brother
>keep trying to tell him to stop being dumb and go back to bed
>can't move jaw
>figure is now leaning over me
>starts forcefully tapping both my shoulders
>"wake up"

>that archaic laser disc spinner media player machine
Ugh! Get with the times gramps!

The same shit i do all day because i live alone.

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making dubstep or some other edm

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>>37989303
loli is pretty average unless it's 3D, but the latter are less acceptable

>>37989303
The worst thing I've jacked it to was a /b/tard fucking his blindfolded drunk sister at a party. The worst part is was her/his "friend" set it up, and she didn't even know it was her brother, but he knew. He raped his sister. I feel disgusting.

Pics of my mom's feet I took myself

green text that shit, how was it?

>>37989298
Agreed, blowjobs can be fun though, if she knows how to do it. Also tits are fun to toss around

>Finally bagged a 6.5/10 roastie
>She's pretty stupid but idc because horny virgin
>After a couple weeks of wasting my money on dates she suggests that we just chill at my place
>Fuck yeah
>Watching pokemon indigo league on netflix
>She just leans on my shoulder and i'm sprung
>Fast forward, im feeling her up and making out w her
>She makes me use a condom, but hey how bad could it be?
>Very bad
>I cant feel shit but her face is flushed so i guess im doing something for her
>She orgasms and finishes me with a handjob
>Resume watching netflix and i'm sitting there in disbelief that this is what i've been chasing after for so long

I never got to have bareback sex w her so that might be the problem. Getting a blowjob is fucking divine tho so that might be the only perk of chasing a roastie

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ITT: Bonta

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>>37989191
the hell you want, OP? Are you beating an R32?

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Is there an anime dad more based than him?

I open tomorrow morning where I work. But, I don't really care at this point.

>>37989135
I'll be depressed and shitposting on /r9k/ until I become too tired to feel sad

>>37989149
Sounds like every morning crew I've ever worked with. Fuck off lazy asshole or do your job right

fear of it. i fear people running towards the sound of a gun because then you get to live with half a brain. i also fear feeling it after pullibg the trigger

Are there any drugs you can take that make you simply fade away and not end up with you feeling sick and throwing up?

Would it be more reliable to buy a double barrel shotgun? Ive thought about shotguns and hanging but they seem easy to live through, aim too far down and youll love and if soneone finds you while hanging youll just be a vegetable.

The thing about a dpuble barrel is I know its loud even thpugh ive never shot one so i know my parents wpuld come running quick and I REALLY HATE THEM and HATE the thought of being a vegetable and havibg my ass wiped for 80 years by someone

should i buy rope and a shotgun and tie a noose from our swing set and then shoot my roof of the mouth?

would i even hear the gun?

why cant you just choose to fade away and not be remembered

Just because I hate something doesn't mean I wanna kill it.

>>37989171
Just find a tall place and jump.

>>37989116
Did you ask her out? If yes what did she say?

>>37989128
I asked her out, she said that she thinks that I am a really nice guy and she was happy I asked but asked just to remain friends

>>37989116
How did you ask her out?
Originalino

>>37989096
no. just dont eat on days that begin with S or T. Eat normally otherwise. if that's too hard for you, only eat on days that begin with S or T. I went from 190 to 140 in 3 months.

>>37989096
If you're a NEET, I say go for it

>>37989549
Good idea ill try it out! thanks and congrats on the weight loss do you still eat as much as you used to? has your stomach shrunk so you get fuller faster?

>>37989062
Women and myself mostly

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>>37989062
Sluts

Country music

MyseIf. original