>that feel when you friendzone a beta
>you start teasing him by changing pants in front of him
>You get him to show you his dick, because 'your like my brother'
>giggle at his small dick
>of course it is small
>slowly start domming him and emasculating him
>do make up with him
>have him wear my panties
>stop changing in front of him
I have 3 small dick boys, it's so much fun to remind them how 'cute and small' it is. Letting him get hard but never letting him get off around me.
I even tricked one into flashing my mom once.
I told him later she said it was turnip size
This sort of happened to me except I'm an ugly son of a bitch which god decided to play a joke on by giving him a huge trouser python. After she wanted to see my dick for some insane reason things got really strange. She had sex a few times but I cut contact because it was obvious I disgusted her.
>>39506086
Jokes on you. Sex isn't nearly as good as a girl making you wear her panties and making fun of your penis.
>>39506086
Can I be one of your small dick boys
You have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't coming on a sissy white boi's boiclit.
Because I'm not a faggot I put my dick in vaginas like god intended.
because there aren't any near me
>>39506043
because (sadly) i'm not gay.
Ballbusting couple thread
One of our awesome followers gave us 100 dollars to spend on amazon..well gave the wife a 100 amazon dollars. Joyous day!!
Also I've only got 2 more days to recover from strep and it's gonna be another late night so feel free to come bullshit
Hope you have a slow death you fucking piece of shit
xoxo
>>39506791
Fuck let's hope so. It would be scary to just suddenly stop existing. Or to immediately appear in the after life without being able to form closure in your final moments
ITT: need to convert girl to lesbian what do
>>39506013
Show her what a penis looks like if it isn't circumcised.
Add a male to the equation and they'll kiss you for the male attention. Works every time
>>39506013
Turbodyke, leave Smol alone
>>39506024
Ew
why would girls even do this, do they actually derive pleasure from blowjobs?
https://victoria.craigslist.ca/cas/d/long-weekend-bj-w4m/6292124975.html
maybe I'll hit her up.
and what does she mean by a still looking type response
>>39505994
>not getting off on making others feel pleasure
I enjoy giving blowjobs much more than I enjoy being stimulated.
1. The focus is on someone else
2. The satisfaction of knowing you're singlehandedly responsible for their pleasure
3. Kind of feels good in my mouth
4. Dick fascination
5. It's just really fucking hot.
ITT: Ask a 23 year old that just had sex or the first time anything.
>>39505981
Did you give yourself an enema first?
my life has never had a meaning what should i do
How big was her orig penis
what's the point in this? they're not gonna get pregnant that way
>>39505904
>They're not gonna get pregnant that way
Excuse me? It's 2017. It's possible.
Tribbing is possibly one of the few things I live for
I've heard tell IRL dykes don't do it, it's clumsier, more difficult, and less rewarding than just 69ing, fingerblasting each other, pegging, etc.
A pretty sight though.
Have you ever had your heart broken, or like most robots, have you never even tried to love?
It's story time, /r9k/.
>>39505898
i swore in my heart that i would never love, and due to that my heart has not been broken.
it's not like i would be loved ever anyway
Im currently trying to get my crush to be my gf if that counts, its the fucking hardest thing i have ever had to do, no idea how chads do it.
Never tried because rejection would already hurt my fragile ego.
sup anons
I've been working hard to become chad
making my body fat percentage low
learning matrial arts
but I've come to realise this is all worthless as I still have a high pitched voice, I've tried estrogen pills, but it really had no effect. What should I do?
I could just be a mute, making me a more legit robot, but I want females to think I'm chad pls help
girls dont care if your voice is high.
> I've tried estrogen pills
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that make your voice even higher pitched?
>>39505894
If you start taking them after you've gone through puberty then it has no effect. Trannies that transition before or during puberty can prevent their voice from dropping like it would normally. After that if they want to get a high pitched voice they can have surgery, and/or do vocal training.
If you're a dude with a high pitched voice then taking estrogen seems pointless, unless you were trying to transition. Why not try vocal training to have a deeper sounding voice?
/r9k/, r9k, r9komegle, robot9001 anyone else wanna get on have some chats?
hello pls don't cap me
no way im letting any of you fuckers see my face
bump lemme see my robros
>200 word essay due in 3 days
>>39505761
that sounds fucked up, OP. what's the topic?
>>39505761
Get crackin' classlave
>>39505761
I'll do it for you for $5 on PayPal. I'm a fantastic writer and scored a 790 on the English SAT.
Workers, peasants, pick up those rifles,
Take those guns into your hands!
Annihilate the fascist bandit armies,
Set every heart ablaze!
Plant your red banners of labor
On every ramp, on every factory!
Then shall arise from the ruins of the old society
The Socialist World Republic!
>>39505651
lol wtf
do you consider yourself a peasant?
I want someone who self-identifies as a peasant to reply to me.
>>39505695
you can't "self identify" as a socioeconomic class
>>39505709
hi mister peasant
if you had to rate your self esteem on a scale of one to ten what would it be
do you have plans to ever not be a peasant, like perhaps becoming a squire?
You have 5 minutes to make a piece of OC in MS paint, after every ten I'll make a straw poll where we vote for which one we think is the best. I'll start,
>>39505613
here you go sir. How do you stand while shitting? I squat when I shit sometimes but never stood before.
I tried to draw with my thinkpad's clit
He's a cultist I guess? Also I don't know how cloaks work help
Does Yoga even do anything besides stretching?
No it's just stretching. Some balance stuff.
>>39505607
>Does Yoga even do anything besides stretching?
Yes, you use your muscles to hold certain poses, which is equivalent to very light exercise or calisthenics. If you do it right.
>>39505624
Then how do these girls lose so much weight by doing it?
Is it purely coincidence?
I think this girl on tinder is trying to hook up with me, she suggested I come over tonight but I said I couldn't
I'm 18 and live at home with parents who demand to know everything I do/go, I'm not a virgin but I'm highly inexperienced and anxiety levels are off the charts just thinking about this
What do robros?
>>39505584
You get off my board not normalfag.
REEEEEEEEE!
>>39505639
If I was really a normie I wouldn't be paralyzed by the notion of a girl wanting to have sex with me
Go fucking fuck her, dude. If your parents would have a problem with you getting some pussy, then you need to move out.