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God I hope vaping turns out to be way worse than smoking. Vapers are the fucking worst.

>>38266075
It is not. There's also a lot of safety issues with the flavored ones too because the shit is hardly regulated.

Vape = healthier is a meme

>>38266075
By vaping do you mean nicotine or weed

no ive seen it happen many many times person gets hooked on pills meth alchohol anything abuseable really and they just keep going down and down and down and never come back up

if I like her, sure. maybe we could do meth together.

>dating meme

Just pump and dump

Hehehe let her beeee

What a disaster.

How is "sapiophilia" a thing? They're trying to tell us that people find a lack of intelligence attractive, so they create a neologism which basically says "I like intelligence"? Give me a break. Next thing that comes around there will be a label saying that they like people who are bipedal.

>>38266047
>bibliophile
Is it really hard to say "I like to read?"

>>38266005
here's your (You) anon

god bless

try to make less sense, in general, while posting with a basic emotion in mind (but ratcheted to the max)
a good incomprehensible rant really greases the feels

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>>38266005
Heres a reply for you buddy pal

Time is a bitch and it stops for no one.thats why.

because the only people that do it are dogshit worthless scum
also majority 90% of humans look like deformations

>>38265997
pornstars aren't hot it's the lighting and makeup shit they are bottom of the bottle women

>>38265948
>do you wait, wanting for people to give you happiness?
I would rather nobody give me anything.

I wait to take it away. Only did it once but making her cheat on him was just as great as punching someone in the face.

>>38265948
Says the faggot trying to gain happiness from bringing pain upon others.

Still thinking about doing the cocaine plan, lads

>>38265901
jesus christ not you again

kindly fuck off

>>38266081
>kindly fuck off
No

>>38265873
stupidity has caused me so much pain in my life. sometimes i think maybe its a personality thing. but then i forget cuz im stupid.

>>38265873
>tfw pretty intelligent (top of my class for 2 years now)
>Cannot retain anything I read
>During exams I need to read the question 5 times before I actually can answer it.

>>38265873
>I cant read books, it just takes too long to even get through a few pages
Remove distractions. Use a pencil (or any pointy object) as a guide along the text - keep up with the object with your eyes. Reading is a skill

>>cant do complex math in my head and can barely do +/- in my head
Being able to do math in your head has nothing to do with how good you are at math. Many people can only work with math if they write things down for visualization. Basic arithmetic is something that merely requires practice

>>it takes a solid 15 seconds to read analog clocks
15 seconds is probably an exaggeration. If not, maybe you are retarded

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only normies do anything ironically
>dude look at how fucking much of a dumb bitch I am laugh with me

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>>38265924
>haha I'm just being IRONIC haha nobody judge me too harshly, if I'm doing something I could be judged by someone for in any way it's just IRONY not actually me
>I'm not a FUCKING WEEB haha who really watches anime, I'm watching it ironically who else /IRONIC/ here

>tfw would genuinely like to get into watching anime again because tfw no gf
>don't know where to start but I think I don't like moeshit
When I was a kid I watched the basic entry level shit like Ruroni Kenshin, FLCL, NGE, Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, FMA, Dragonball + DBZ, GITS, and recently I watched and liked One Punch Man and Golgo 13

can anyone give a pleb some recommendations

Better to learn to cut your own hair instead of going to a barber.

>>38265851
fair, but its even cheaper to just buy a few hair ties and saves a lot more time in the long run.

How do I do a nice one. My hair is really curly and frizzy and my hair ties or "buns" look awful.

I live with my sister and its awful
women are kinda retarded

no it's cool

perks:
>cleans up after me/tidies up apt
>watches movies & cuddles with me
>sucks my penis
>gives me affection
>has a job

cons:
>sometimes she's sad

>>38265996
Are you the kind of person that needs space from others? Maybe, it's just a me problem, then.

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To all fellow robots, misogynists, and failed normies remember......
"FEMBOT" is the improper term.
Let us refer to any female who posts here as "Roastie Poster"

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Remember guys, if a "fembot" says she's foreveralone or a virgin it's completely by choice and it is her own high standards and insecurity.

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Why do so many women like criminals?

with some tall ugly titcow

>>38265698
"Awkward ha... ha... we were 14"

(I'm a khhv ;_;)

tasted like dogfood
but i'll never forget that long tongue tickling my tonsils

>>38265668
Rain in big cities in general is comfy af.

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>>38265668
Because you're a disgusting weeaboo who thinks that just because something is in Japan that makes it better when really it doesn't.

>>38265716
But the small streets just look cozy

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I'm Indian though

>>38265613
First line, streetshitter. You're condemned to a life of sadness.

>>38265580
I've tried, but continue to fail due to an extremely negative outlook and health problems. Now I listen to songs like Erika longing for a better time.