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>>38338494
They just aren't a thing in reality, sorry OP. Women are naturally and instinctively submissive sluts in order to attract the most capable of alpha males for the best offspring. Mommy gf is literally just a meme.

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2017-07-13 05:41:20 Post No.38338481
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:41:20 Post No. 38338481 [Report] [View this topic]

Why should I lose weight when fat disgusting blogs are getting pussy literally right now. Why the fuck should I have to do things other men don't have to? How am I not supposed to hate cunts and white knights and their retarded advise?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:49:08 Post No.38338603
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:49:08 Post No.38338603 [Report]

Because they're not so hung up on it all like you

You have autism, that's why you don't have a gf

Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:32:13 Post No.38339201
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>>38338481
Mike and Rich are fucking studs, hell aidsmoby is married.
But Jay... poor Jay. He's one of us.

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>>38339201
I thought he was married?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:36:04 Post No. 38338419 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I beat this chink in a fight without cheating, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:38:43 Post No.38338449
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>>38338419
not be scared and be a better fighter and not be a total weakling

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:38:55 Post No.38338453
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:38:55 Post No.38338453 [Report]

Be a white guy or a black guy. You'll do fine. That guy is probably 4'1''

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:40:37 Post No.38338469
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>>38338419
fight him with a gun

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2017-07-13 05:32:53 Post No.38338374
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:32:53 Post No. 38338374 [Report] [View this topic]

Which of the following take precedence?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:36:43 Post No.38338425
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>>38338374

step 1: shoot the cop
step 2: shoot everyone on the bus

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:38:29 Post No.38338446
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>>38338425
First post best post.

Step 3: shoot yourself

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>>38338374
If I saw all this shit at once in the same lane I'd just turn my car 360 degrees and drive away

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:30:57 Post No. 38338340 [Report] [View this topic]

Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
Of another dream
Well you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me

TAN TAN !
TAN TAN, TARAN TAN TAN TAN !

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:40:50 Post No.38338473
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So call in the submarines
'Round the world will go
Does anybody know her
If we're looking out on the day
Of another dream

originalio

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:42:15 Post No.38338498
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdE8nIYYA-s

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>>38338340
Its alright anon youre not the only one alone listening to feely music

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:27:21 Post No. 38338272 [Report] [View this topic]

You wake up in Somalia.

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>>38338272
This country must be made safe for handshaking...

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:29:08 Post No.38338304
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>>38338272
I WANT MY QT BLACK VIRGIN MUSLIM GF

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Also, fuck landers. I know nothing about them, but fuck em

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:30:11 Post No.38338320
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I almost immediately die in Somalia

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:21:37 Post No. 38338169 [Report] [View this topic]

Should I shower or rack up stink points. Will post daily status report and photos if its rack up stank. Dubs decides

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:22:35 Post No.38338181
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>>38338169
the most i went without showering was 4 days

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>>38338181
>4 days
spotted the normie, pls leave

>b-but I have a social life and a sex life, I NEED to shower
exactly, leave

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:26:03 Post No.38338243
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>>38338216
i shower because i dont like smelling like shit also nice dead thread faggot

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:11:47 Post No. 38338021 [Report] [View this topic]

>You are not an adopted member of the Palin family

What do?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:23:48 Post No.38338196
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>>38338021
Rejoice at the fact that I'm not.

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>>38338021
>track
why would you do that to your kid

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>>38338021
buy a pair of earplugs so i don't have to listen to palin's nail scratching on a chalkboard voice.

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:06:01 Post No. 38337956 [Report] [View this topic]

>reply to small threads
>ignored
>make shitty thread about topic
>ignored
>reply to big popular thread
>ignored
Fuck, I just want to talk to another person is that too much to ask I'm so alone
I've been staying inside and haven't said a fucking word to another person in about 4 or 5 days. I've started talking to myself. What cruel fucking joke is my life

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Christ-Chan (ID: !!37jTvYG+0Si) 2017-07-13 05:08:33 Post No.38337988
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>>38337956
I'll bite. Why do you perpetually stay inside and away from people?

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>>38337956
only bants get replies

Christ-Chan (ID: !!37jTvYG+0Si) 2017-07-13 05:11:09 Post No.38338011
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Christ-Chan (ID: !!37jTvYG+0Si) 2017-07-13 05:11:09 Post No.38338011 [Report]

>comment on someone's thread where they say they haven't talked to anyone
>don't get a response

y bro

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:04:56 Post No. 38337941 [Report] [View this topic]

Anons I'm scared. I came to the most horrifying conclusion. No matter what we do, cure cancer, become a great actor, be the best advocate for civil rights, we will be forgotten. In a million years, kids in school can't be taught millions of years of knowledge. They won't learn about how rock formations on earth are made, how Martin Luther king caught for black rights, who the person was who cured cancer. There'll be a whole new batch of diseases, they won't even be on earth, they'll be on some random solar system. The same way we have no idea who our ancestors are and what they did, our kids won't remember who we are. No one will remember who I am, who Neil Armstrong was, who Albert Einstein was. It'll all be forgotten. Why shouldn't I end it anons?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:09:32 Post No.38337996
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:09:32 Post No.38337996 [Report]

nah man you're right. go for it

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>>38337941
I get this thought a lot. Just enjoy life while you still can because you will cease to exist soon

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:16:27 Post No.38338093
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:16:27 Post No.38338093 [Report]

They say that in a 1000 years, no word we have now will exist due to the evolution of language ,our gravestones won't be read. 40% of books probably wouldn't be translated. What's the point.

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Fleshlight model recomendations Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:03:14 Post No. 38337927 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to get a new fleshlight sleeve, what is a good one in your opinion?

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I have the; Stoya, Heavenly, and the Speed bump stamina trainer.

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:21:55 Post No.38338173
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I'm getting an Ice crystal tomorrow, what should I expect my dude? Does it actually feels good?

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please help me with recommendations

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:02:41 Post No. 38337914 [Report] [View this topic]

lurkers with no friends, now is your time. i don't give a shit if you go to work or talk to your family, if you almost exclusively lurk r9k and don't have any fucking friends, almost never post, then make a fucking post.

talk about yourself, don't talk about yourself, shitpost, don't shitpost, i don't give a flying fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:04:38 Post No.38337937
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>>38337914
rude.
i'm gonna lurk in a different thread.
a less rude one.

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:26:19 Post No.38338248
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>>38337937
that's fair.
i'm sorry for being rude.

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:29:20 Post No.38338306
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>>38337914
Fuck you don't tell me to post

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