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>>38455980
That dude is a fucking legend holy fuck.

>>38455980
I would have grabbed them and started sucking immediately on sight

I would not touch her. I'd be thinking it's a setup to get me shit kicked or thrown in jail/prison.

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>>38455930
Can't you just memorize the formulas?
All math is, is memorizing where to put numbers.

>>38455952
I guess he's to lazy to learn them

>>38455952
I can't but the exams have quite a few formulas in them, I just don't know what to do with the problems being handed to me, and when I do know I have no idea how to use formulas and what to do next, I have been practicing for years and I still can't solve half the shit that's handed to me, I'm probably dumber than the average 7th grader

Why are /g/ memes so awful

>>38455906
Because I cannot be bothered to get other players?
VLC gets the job done so I don't give a fuck.

>>38455931

SMplayer gets the job done faster, quicker, with more features. It's mpv based too.

literally the only attractive mexicans are the ones who have european blood. like those.

>>38455891
because my penis is 5 inches

They probably act like stacies and I'd rather not get on the bad side of her father who also happens to be mexican cartel boss.

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>>38455860
Why is Ireland so dumb

>>38456105
Decades of war will do that to the population. Also the Irish are too laid back to care about faggy shit such as IQ tests.

>>38456105
The smart ones went to the US or U.K. a while ago
Also the reason why OP is because if you take an overlapping map of the rate of hiv infection you'll see something

>white leather jacket
Ew
The rest is cool though

>>38455678
Jean shorts unless its cold enough to wear jeans, then occasionally I wear jeans.
Polo shirts. Rarely graphic t-shirts. Flip flops always.

>hoodie
>stringer
>athlete shorts (to knees)
>runners

I only ever leave the house to go to the gym

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>>38455585
>applied to 4 jobs today
Did you show up in person, speak with the manager, shake his hand firmly, and hand him your resume there, sport?

I applied to this one producer position for a game company. I think I did well on my cover letter and fit the requirements for the role. How long should I wait for a response? I submitted it on Thursday night and messaged someone on LinkedIn on Friday afternoon with no response yet

>tfw i somehow thought my depression would go away after getting a job

never take advice from r9k wagies

>>38455499
what's the conflict here?

>>38455499
Just stop watching gay porn fag

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>>38455672
but furry twinks are soooooooooooooooo cute tho. And irl faggotry is the only thing you can get close to it

I don't like it
I try to shave my hair as well
Mainly on pubes and armpits

>>38455490
well if we were dating id want you to shave before we fuck because clean looks better to me
I think feminine is more clean and manly can be hairy.

>>38455490

It varies by where.

As far as pubic hair, I'm part of a shrinking minority that actually prefers a nice trimmed muff over stubble and razor bumps.

As to armpits; I don't find armpit hair attractive but it's not an utter turnoff for me either.

Unshaved legs, on the other hand, are not only unsightly but also unpleasant to the touch.

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>>38455480
all of the above? originalooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A combination of laziness, insecurity, and stupidity. I have difficulty focusing on any task, and I'm always afraid of doing the wrong thing so I play videogames or browse the internet instead.

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>>38455480
The inability to care

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>>38455438
>Is he autistic or just extremely introverted?
What's the difference?

He's literally crazy

You can see his power level if you examine closely

He never cuts his nails

He had a few episodes where he got paranoid and said people where following him

He had another episode where he hid out in a car because he said people were stalking him for weeks

He claims he goes to college on the CNN interview but obviously doesn't

He never tells us his age

>>38455504
>he said people were stalking him for weeks
But isn't that entirely possible?

>>38455436
>DEAR GOD WHAT DO I DO

Suck off your interviewer

You should have prepared.

Origaboloapo

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>>38455436
Show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and reiterate your interest on the job.

/dadposting

Speak with the workers you encounte therer if they're not busy -- secretaries, everyone. Could give you some valuable intel on what you're getting yourself into.

The interview's all about projecting confidence, if not then at least pretending you have it. Fake it until you make it, brah.

Once you're finished with the interview, send thank you notes to whoever interviewed you within 24-48 hours. Shows you're interested in the job. Good luck!

can i get an answer over the subject please or else i will have to call the security

well in the meantime i might just suggest the certain option alright

well thru the independence of time from the relative appearance of the intellect of the human mind i am profoundly baffled by the fact that this so called thread does not get any replies what so ever

>>38455390
>Go move to a city that has a high Asian population

Which city nigger

>>38455390
>conservative
No wonder she accepted, she's retarded.

>>38455408
Yes. I should date a girl who's progressive instead. I just wouldn't want to trigger her by assuming xer gender