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Is he autistic or just extremely introverted?
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>>38455438
>Is he autistic or just extremely introverted?
What's the difference?
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He's literally crazy

You can see his power level if you examine closely

He never cuts his nails

He had a few episodes where he got paranoid and said people where following him

He had another episode where he hid out in a car because he said people were stalking him for weeks

He claims he goes to college on the CNN interview but obviously doesn't

He never tells us his age
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>>38455504
>he said people were stalking him for weeks
But isn't that entirely possible?
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>>38455504

We don't even know his name beyond "John" and even then he gave it out very reluctantly. Even CNN didn't get his whole name and for all we know John is just a pseudonym.

His "morning" is 10-11pm and he is implied to get very little sleep.

He is frequently approached for brand deals and sponsorships but always turns them down, especially if they require him to leave his home state.
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>>38455523
YouTube stalkers
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>>38455438
Is that comment real?
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>>38455759
Do we know his home state?
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>>38455863
I'm pretty sure he lives in Florida
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>>38455882
That accent says PA.
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>>38455438
The Vegeta to Barron's Goku
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>reviewbrah will never transition and be your gf

kill me?
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I can't think of anyone more of an /ourguy/ than reviewbrah
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>>38455956
you've been here way too long my dude
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>>38455504
any minute now he's going to fucking snap and go on a rampage,slaughtering everyone and everything that gets in his way!

the fire is rising!
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>>38455917
If you look at the scenery in his videos it looks coastal but too rundown to be west coast. Also the weather seems somewhat tropical
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there's an old post I'm looking for it, but someone broke into his house took pictures and posted them on 4chan
it was around the time the "gang stalking" episodes were being uploaded
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>>38455438
He's God. That is all
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>>38455956
it would fit him well
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found it
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/83515137/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FibK1154Gjg
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>>38455978

Nobody "snaps" that"s just an illusion or an excuse, if you go down a dark path that's a choice, pushed and manipulated by other people but nonetheless a conscious choice.

The act of "snapping" doesn't exist unless you're vulnerable and predisposed to eventually have a breakdown small or large, most mass murderers are just looking for an excuse
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>>38456064
wtf i love lorde now
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how does he eat all that fast food and not get fat
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>>38456141
He doesn't seem to be the slimmest tho, check the jawline on >>38455978
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>>38455504
This. I like Reviewbrah and I'm a big fan but he's missing something in his brain.
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>>38455956
what about reviewbrah's sister
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>>38456141
>>38456152
pretty sure he is your average skinnyfat dude
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA frightening
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>>38456050
That turned out to be a hoax.
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>>38455917
He used to live in New York, but moved to Florida, if I remember correctly.
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>>38456220
needs to grow a beard, hit the gym
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>>38456141
He said in his interview with Tosh that he has a very high metabolism.
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>>38455438
Who the hell is that anencephalic faggot and why do you guys like him so much?
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>>38456246
every skinnyfat guy says that, it means fuck all

he is obviously in bad shape, he just isn't obese because he doesn't overeat
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>>38455959
That autistic grin in the bottom left always cracks me up
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Seems like quite a nice young chap, even if I disagree with his dietary choices. Great taste in cloths though, a right little dapper gentleman.
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>>38456283
Just a youtuber who reviews fast food I think.
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>>38456188
proof that's her?
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>>38456415
He was doxxed
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>>38456058
This is correct tbqf
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>>38456188
I really like her feet
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>>38456283
Who the hell are you fucking dickheaf
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>>38455759
I recall people posting his last name here. It was something polish
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>>38456608
Kaczynski?
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Tfw Reviewbrah reads your email and plays the song you requested on his radio show
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>>38456141
He doesn't finish most of the items he reviews, so its not that bad. If he takes a 30 minute walk every day and doesn't eat fast food outside of his reviews then he should stay at ~2000 calories
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>>38456446
that's what all say when they get a negative reaction to the shite they say
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>>38456670
I think I heard you anon. You're a faggot :^)
Just kidding, you had a good point and your message was sweet.
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>>38457289
Reviewbrah is too good for this world, I hope he never visits this place desu
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>>38457330
too late he already made several threads on here. this was a while back, mind you, before a few cunts scared him off.
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>>38457437
how d'you know it was him?
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>>38457530
he posted vocaroo clips and it was without a doubt his voice. he also called the an arby's sandwich a "roastie beef sandwich" in one of his reviews and gave a sly grin.
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>>38457330
I have a black lab that looks kinda like his, they are crazy loving and empathetic dogs.
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>>38456008
He's said before he lives on the east coast
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>>38456670
>can't even greentext right
please sterilize yourself
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>>38455438
I want him to do a review of me fucking him in the mouth and rate my cum taste after I blow my thick creamy load right into his tonsils.
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>>38457647
I hope a second hitler cleanses your kind of the face of the earth
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>>38457582
>he also called the an arby's sandwich a "roastie beef sandwich" in one of his reviews and gave a sly grin.
Top kek, please tell you know where I could find it, I need to see it
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>>38456072
To what original end?
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>>38455504
But wasn't it confirmed someone was stalking him?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWlYOPoXqKY

i fucking hate robot so much
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>>38455959
god that bottom left grin killed me
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>>38457647
>This is Virgin Robot cum, going in
>I've said a lot about cum on the show, We've had the Chad cum on the show which was great but this is my first time sampling this Robot Virgin cum
>I'm gonna have to give it a 6.3 out of 10, it has the creamy yet globular texture you expect from fresh cum but I think the bad diet and desperation really throw off the taste a little too much
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>>38457735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2LVzENlIHk
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>>38457735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWV0fI04L9E&t=2m45s
this isn't the video i remember so i guess he said it in more than one video.
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>>38457841
vcact
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>>38457841
Best review ever
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>>38457330
>when the reviews hit hard
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>>38457330
That pic is so adorable, melts my cold old heart
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>>38457879
Omg hah he did browse r9k!
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>>38457879
>that wink
>no roasties were seen here by the way
>none today
>we were safe, we made it out alive
He truly is /our guy/

>>38457735
>>38457874
This is the one where he does the sly grin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIXsxyfU1gY&t=35
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>>38458537
Holy shit that grin fucking killed me
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>>38455438
He looks like an uglier & younger version of Ben "all jews must be gassed" Shapiro.
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His computer is filled with images of chocolate pudding.
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>>38455959
>"most damaged people" part
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>>38456236
A beard would never look good on someone this pretty
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>>38455959
He looks like a Bond villain in that video with his cat.
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I love him more and more with each podcast I watch. He even responded to my email and said "things will get better" to me.
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>>38457874
>let me just clean my palate with some... drank
fuck I died
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>>38458537
>home of the famous "roastie beef sandwich"
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>>38455759
What do you mean? He's been fully doxxed, or his old address was.
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>>38460925
what kind of insane epic shitposting is this?
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>tfw you have to keep moving
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>Reviewbrah comments his life is going by way too fast
>Only eats fast food
K I N O
I
N
O
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>>38460998
It s weh /b/ come across /r9k/
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>>38456188
>reviewbrah has these top tier feet to cum on attached on a qt imouto
LIFE IS NOT FAIR
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>>38456008
Looks very similar to my local foliage, very likely georgia or florida.
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>>38456072
>found
good shit I'm peepin this thread
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>>38461152
no it's 4chan bois


dgfdfgdgfdgfgdgdfg
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New video is up bois

https://youtu.be/mflOx5tECRc
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>>38457797
No. It was just a car that parked next to him and he claims to have seen it the entire day. This prompted him to leave home and sleep in his car for months in other states. The dude is loopy
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>>38461708
>17 minutes
So /comfy/
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>>38461708
yissss dawg
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>>38461708
who is upvoting these trite roastie posts in the comments? why is this allowed?
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how tall is he?
hopefully he isnt manlet tier
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>>38462096
Reviewbrah is a meme. He always has been. It's a sperg reviewing fast food. Just chill out
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>>38462155
5'10 I think, prince of manlets
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>>38455863
>>38455882
in his most recent video he says he's from new york, he's in florida now
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>>38462155
Hard to say really.
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>>38462236
nice shoop, almost fooled me a for a second
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>>38462236
That guy is probably 6'7 or something.
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>>38462275
'That guy' is Daniel Tosh and he's 6'3"
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>>38462236
Tosh is 6'3" so reviewguy is probably 5'10
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>>38461813
He concocted that hole scenario to get more views and it worked. He also used it as an excuse to review out-of-state food. He's pretty good at advertising for himself
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>>38462236
>>38462354
WRONG desudesu
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>>38462236
>jacket isn't buttoned when standing up
>wife-beater instead of t-shirt
>has no accessories that matches that goofy tie
Step it up reviewbrah, you're better than this.
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>>38462236
nice shoulder on that guy
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>>38462418
he said they made him wear this suit, it isn't even his own
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>>38456141
The free water he gets from Starbucks keeps him healthy
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>>38461708
>inb4 the man hiding behind Winkie's Diner
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EUfag here,
I always wanted to try all the different kinds of murican fast food after discovering him.

Fuck we got mcds, burger king, kfc, subway and nordsee. All of it has extremly high quality because of regulations thougho
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>>38462236
so how tall is he phamalmamas?
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>>38462633
those are all shit. subway isnt even fast food (compared to the others) dont even know what nordsee is
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>>38462678
Seafood shit, we got 20 of them in our largest city. Yeah thats considered a chain here.

Outside of citys you only find mcds, and their prices are high aswell. Fucking sucks
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>>38462633
>he thinks fast food is ever HIGH QUALITY just because it's regulated
lmao
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>>38462633
That's all low tier. The holy trinity of american fast food is chick fil a, white castle, and five guys
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>>38462809
Britfag here. We got Five Guys and Taco Bell now.
Haven't tried Taco Bell but Five Guys is good. Expensive as fuck though.

What would you ameribros recommend I get from Taco Bell?
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>>38462809
weird I've never been to those places. I've never left California. I only go to taco shops and In N Out.
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>>38462968
Mexican pizza with some cinnamon twists for desert
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>>38462968
I only get the crunchwrap supreme with mtn dew baja blast when I go there.
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was it kino?
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>>38463043
>>38463129
I shall try both, thanks dudes
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>>38455504
He does tell us his age. He's like 22 and usually gets mistaken for younger. He's insecure about it.
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>>38457628
Who are you quoting?


fiusfdkj
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>he doxxed himself in his newest vid
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>>38464535
The Dennys one? I just watched the whole thing, where did he doxx himself?
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i only catched that he said that hes an night owl and that he used to live in new york
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>>38464632
not really a doxx. and it was known that he lived in NY. that accent screams staten island
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>>38460998
Kewl 99 dubs :)
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>>38455464
An extremely introverted person will still learn social skills if they have social experiences. They just wouldn't get experience very often because they would avoid socializing whenever possible.
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Reminder that reviewbrah was ours first.
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>>38464620
i don't really want to say it out of respect for him
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>>38455978
>>38455438
ok where did he get the car and the gas
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>>38464828
He has nearly 300k subs, he's rolling in dough
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reminder that this thread is most likely made by the leaf stalker who tries to smear reviewbrah and ruin his life
fuck off fag
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>>38464860
Whats this???
orefanonnoo
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Why do normies have to ruin EVERYTHING? Nothing is sacred anymore. He used to be comfy to watch but now all I can think about are the normalfags posting shitty memes of him on twitter.
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>>38464904
>not collecting rare brahs
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>>38464938
This is not rare, man
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>>38464860
>That filename
Where did you find that picture???
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Will he ever get a suit that fits?
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>>38455504
I am never one to complain about "reddit spacing", but dear god, this post was painful to read. Can't you just write a list using commas?
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>>38464984
Lately he hasn't been wearing his jacket as much.
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>>38462968
The only thing you're gonna get from taco Bell is diarrhea
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One thing I've noticed about him compared to other "review fast food in his car" types like Dyam Drops or Ken "Kid Diddler" Domik is that he takes many small bites rather than one gigantic fucking chomp. He's more meticulous and careful about it and takes the time to quietly reflect before giving his views.
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>>38464984

He says he prefers 80s style suits, which fit more loosely. He doesn't like how close-fitting modern suit styles are.
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>>38465027
>painful to read
have you ever worked a day in your life? you get physically ill if someone uses fucking bullet points?
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I'm really interrested in Reviewbrah.

He has certain traits that could be linked to disorders (Long nails , paranoia)

Probably will become a little project later on.
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>>38465402
shut the fuck up you fucking beta redditorfag
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>>38464828

His mom drives him from place to place, he doesn't have a driving license
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I'm glad he's had moderate success doing something that he likes. Its sad that people can't refrain from harassing him though. When I say harassment I don't mean offensive YouTube comments either. A while back people pretended to stalk him and he ended up living out of his car, traveling across the country because of it. Why can't people just let him do his thing and keep their interactions with him benign and jovial? I can understand doing that sort of thing to Chrischan, since he's a terrible human being on top of being an autist, but Reviewbrah? What has he ever done wrong?
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Was it confirmed that his mom drives and they just switch seats for the review filming. We don't even know if he can actually drive right?
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>>38455759
>>38455504
there's yearbook pictures with the last name blurred out but his name is John. He definitely lives in Florida being as he always mentions how the weather is hot and the restaurants he goes to. He's been doxxed and there's been threads where people have taken pictures of his house and have literally stalked him for days. And you all wonder why he's reclusive.
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>>38465574
He says in one video that he keeps his nails the length they are because he just prefers them that way, he also jokes about them himself, calling them "talons." So he may not have anything wrong with him on that front, idk
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>>38465731
Yeah it's really not cool, he doesn't deserve that kind of harassment. He's never said or expressed anything in anyway that would imply that he is anything but a genuine guy, so I hate when people do that stuff to him
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>>38464743
Reminder that /fit/ is Misc's retarded little brother and nobody takes it seriously.
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Anyone have a picture of reviewbrahs side profile? I'm making a 3-D sculpture but I want it to be accurate
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>>38462418
What he wears under the shirt is irrelevant, because high quality shirts are never transparent.
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>in his most recent video he talks about a killing at his local steak n shake
That shit was in my local news, talk about uncanny but slightly cool that he probably lives near me
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Reviewbrah is God.
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>>38465833
He's from New York
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>>38466680
That 9/10 needs to be a 9.65/10, other than that it's perfect.
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>>38465833
The threads were fakes. It wasn't his house.

There was a lot of shitposting around revewbrah but John always took it seriously to a paranoid mental illness extreme.
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>>38462179
lol if you can't see it goes deeper than that
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>>38466758
Anyone would be spooked
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>>38466848
What did he mean by this?
origiahogfihaoifjoijoi
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>>38456188
further proof that being born female is life on easy mode
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>>38466924
if he was simply a "sperg reviewing food", people would care for like one episode, but then it'd probably fizzle out. he has a quality, or maybe a few, that cause people to come back over and over, despite him being seemingly being a fucking weirdo. I personally can't put my finger on it, but I feel like we can all feel it. there's just something about the guy.
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I don't get it: the guy drives around and reviews hamburgers and fucking spring water, and some plebs are out to stalk and dox him, what gives? It's not like he's committed a crime like the cunt Eric Clanton, nor is he shilling the globohomo agenda on his channell, or wading in pretention like that other mischling Ontological girl.
He's just a dweeb in a cheap suit who's got a burger and a weird grin.
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>>38467106
I think that says more about these "people" than it does about him. But agreed.
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these reviewbrah threads used to be comfy but now they're just filled with the same old tired memes and lies about him
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>>38455863
florida, he mentioned publix once
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>>38457841
Sweet review anon. You know what, Im gonna save that shit.
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>>38467344
His personality is endearing. That's the simplest way to put it I guess
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>>38465833
I know his last name
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>>38465402
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
very smart comment
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>>38467106
There's nothing about the guy. Everyone would still ignore him IRL. He'd ignore them. People watch because it's a sperg in-depth reviewing fast food in a suit.
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>>38467736
maybe you're right. though you're giving off jealous ass vibes. then again it's possible we simply have different views of what a "sperg" is.
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Do people actually appreciate the reviews, or is it just some kind of weird novelty of watching this lad in a suit munch half a burger in a car that does it??
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>>38467839
Why would I be jealous of reviewbrah? It's not like he's making a lot of money. He's just endearing because of his sperg personality. Though I did recently unsub from him. His cringe jokes and long ass narration about shit I'll never eat isn't hitting the same spot it used to.
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>>38467896
I'd say it's probably half and half. Although nobody really gives a shit about food reviewers anyway. It's all entertainment and food. Nobody really gives a shit what they say unless it's 1/10 or 10/10.
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>>38467902
>His cringe jokes
What the fuck are you talking about you dumb teenager.
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>>38467918
>If you don't find his dry, autistic jokes funny anymore you're a teenager
It's probably the other way around desu. Just took me awhile to get over them
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>>38456094
Fuck off you dumb nigger
T
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>>38466915
I think Reviewbrah is just kind of unintelligent, or he has untreated mental disorders.

The rest of us would simply disregard random shitpostings online, but Reviewbrah kind of lost his shit, took it very seriously, and drove through interstate lines in an attempt to evade his "stalkers". FYI, these were stalkers that didn't even exist. He also thought people were following him throughout his whole trip, which was proven to be false.

But it's kind of obvious something is wrong with him based on his activities and his longtime NEETness anyways.
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>>38455959
tfw you will never hang out and eat pizza with him
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>>38455771
Boxy?
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This is my friend, he's autist.
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>>38468195
With David Lynch returning to filmmaking with new Twin Peaks, he should really cast reviewbrah in SOMETHING.
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>>38468195
I was going to say that that photo has got to be modelled after Uncle Julius...
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>>38456356
If you are half as autistic as you sound you should end yourself
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>>38468163
He's a dumb autist dude. It explains his strange mannerisms, his obsession with a particular style of suits, his odd humour, his strange affect, etc.

Dude is autism personified
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>>38464938
priests creep me right the fuck out
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>>38468219
I have a friend like that too. Bulgy cheeks, a bit of a lisp, super into the Syrian conflict.
Why would you post pics of your friend here?
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>>38468634
Because he looks like reviewbrah.
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>>38468634
Which side does he support
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Reviewbrah is unironically one of my favorite people on the net.

He's amazing, and people need to stop bullying him.
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>>38468361
what? burgers and all that fried fast food can't be good for you.
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>>38458537

>that grin
>that look

Holy fuck. Someone was in the car with him right?
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>>38468907
His mother. She drives him around and does the filming.
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>>38468819
Bashar Al Assad.
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>>38468952
this just keeps getting weirder.
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>>38456152
>>38456190
>>38456246
>>38456679
>>38462485
I swear this thread is full of people who love talking about people they don't even watch.

>>38456141
The answer is he eats one meal a day, often what he reviews. Fast food is heavy in calories but if all you eat is a big mac or similar a day you will stay thin. That and some snacks, maybe some liquid calories but he's been drinking water more often now because of dental reasons. That and taking walks.
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>>38468962
ny nigga
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>>38455504
IKR he could be 16 or he could be 40. I really can't tell.
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>>38468617
It's just an old man with a pointy hat
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>>38468967
that's because it's not originally true
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>>38468952
The camera never moves though..
But then again that would explain why he's riding around in a prius.
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>>38468975
Yeah. Reviewbrah said in the culvers video he only eats once for like two days
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>>38462968
Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the greatest fast food item of all time. All dissenters are objectively wrong
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>>38469172
What is this? Some kind of all-American ketosis diet? Burgerland fasting? FFS.
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>>38456072
>all those triggered ghost post
I don't know if I should laugh or cringe
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I don't think he's a sperg at all. He doesn't fixate on unimportant details and he's clearly not afraid to try new foods. I think his suits are more of a quirk and not autism related, like he knows how they look to other people but he doesn't care. I think the reason people enjoy his videos is because he comes across as genuine. He tries to make a thoughtful, snark-free review of something most fags these days would only admit to eating as a joke. Being irony-free and not doing a shitty youtube fake personality endears him to a lot of people.
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>>38469579
It's true. I can't stand Youtuberyness. I just want to see non-assholes be themselves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWlYOPoXqKY

; ;

yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCGhGBc4QQ

reviewkino
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>>38467896
I like eating new items from fast food places, and I actually do take his review in consideration before trying something myself. We also share similar taste.
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>>38468975
My post.
>>38462485
Is a joke. Is that not obvious?
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>>38461708
>scared to go to Denny's
how white is this kid?
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>>38468195

Anencephalic baby confirmed
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Do you think Reviewbrah will ever transition into reviewing alcohol once the crippling depression and isolation gets too much and he becomes an alcoholic?
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Reviewbrah is not for bullying!!
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>>38471153
I've asked him to review booze, but he never replied to my comments
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I just think he's robot with some sense of irony and self awareness so he exaggerates himself as a performance artist.

Still don't know why he won't just clip his nails though.
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>all these normalfag comments ITT

'holy shit this place has gone to the dogs

if you don't legitimately relate to reviewbrah more than the average person you're a normie
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>>38470932
>he's never seen all the videos of 2AM Denny's fights on the internet
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>>38467106
I like tuning into him because I'm always curious what outfit he will wear next.
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>>38455438
Ok I'm going to set the record straight, he isn't autistic, he was literally very much actually stalked... The guy posted about it on 4chan and even found his sister. There's 0 reason to try and attack reviewbrah he's gained popularity from misc which is something you skinny fucks could probably never know what it is and for the few of you who don't please don't think this is bullshit. He actually had a 4chan stalker and that guy is so lucky John didnt call the police.
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>>38463571
I used to watch reviewbrah religiously and I've speculated that he was younger than he led on. I've recently found some compelling evidence that shows he's 20.
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>>38472042
he literally states numerous times in VORWs how old he is

fucking normie non VORW listening faggot

VORW is the pleb filter. If you listen to them I can respect your opinion of reviewbrah. if not you're just an idiot memer
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>>38472143
>ROTW can't lie to obfuscate his identity
really makes you think
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>>38455438
He is what he is. No more, no less.
What has happened to the world that he cannot be taken at face value.
An excess of cynicism and irony have prevented people from appreciating simple pleasures without looking for some hidden plot.
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>>38472143
>if you listen to VORW I can respect your opinion on him
THIS desu
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>>38455438
can anyone confirm that reviewbrah is indeed a virgin? i feel like he could be pulling in that pussy weekly.
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his name is John Jurasek you faggots
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>>38472827
how else can he have the enormous drive and energy for his job if not for conserving his sexual energy and turning it into a powerful life force?
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>>38472972
he sleeps 12 hours naps lmao
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>>38456446
> proof?
> w-w-well someone else has it

Not an argument.

To answer OP's question, ReviewBrah is just kind of weird but he can probably function day-to-day. He's probably mildly autistic/aspergers though.
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>>38473027
i sleep 10 hours a day probably, wtf is wrong with that?
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>>38473052
I was just explaining how he gets his energy from, not from pussy vro
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>>38464743
I remember he would post on the misc when he first started and created a following there
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>>38456220
His hands are so pale and they make me feel strangely cozy
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>>38471997
>The guy posted about it on 4chan and even found his sister.

It was fake. Fuck, you guys don't lurk at all.

It's like me posting to you "anon I'm right behind you right now" and you take it seriously and call the cops. The boy ain't right.
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>>38473622
but does he actually have a sister
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>>38472961
sounds czech or slovakian
>tfw reviewbrah could be my friendo if his parents havent emigrated
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>>38469016

I remember in a thread a year ago where they pointed out that his mother is always with him in the car. In some videos you can clearly notice there is someone next to him.
Considering is a full time neet, doesn't go to college, and his weirdness in general, i wouldn't be surprised if he had no driving license.
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>>38456141
Because he eats fast food only on camera. Obviously.
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tfw you will never hang out with reviewbrah and his dog
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>>38456236
Maybe he can't. I can't grow a beard anywhere except my chin and sideburns, and even that is thin and patchy as fuck.
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>>38467934
>>38467902
they're not funny like haha funny, but I still enjoy them
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>>38472961
how do you know? source?
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>>38475212
I wonder if he has fucked his dog
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>>38474126
He really looks west slavic as fuck now that you mention it.
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>>38456658
underrated

oggggggg
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have this free pizza guys
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>>38455438
>>38461708
This video confirms that he is absolutely on the spectrum and has passed the line on simple introversion.

Still a good guy though. Just a fucking autist.
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His non-review videos are extremely comfy, especially the ones where he's just sitting around talking about a subject. Its like you're hanging out with a good friend

>>38469020
>The camera never moves though
It has moved in atleast one car video. It clearly moves in the famous "Fun times at McDonald's" video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SI-j-DyEw
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>>38468195
Holy shit, now whenever I see him I'm going to think of Salazar
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