>>tfw even my new online friend got tired of me after a few days
>>tfw all alone again
>>tfw that online friend disabled my messages and I couldn't reply
>>tfw nobody to talk about how the world sucks
>>tfw nobody to talk in your broken english because you're a loser that live in Italy
>>tfw it's summer and you're home alone most of the time
I just wanna be happy
>>38280509
>>tfw it's summer and you're home alone most of the time
hmm, I was going to ask to be friends, but I see you are an underageb&
>>38280509
>I just wanna be happy
Rejoice that you can still have such a thought.
am glad i atleast have one online friend that i play routinely with stillwe've been friend for ten year and we've never met in person or seem our own faces
You ever just sit on the ground?
no, am slav
>>38280506
Seems difficult
>>38280500
i always lay on the floor in my room im to get used to sitting in chairs since I know it's wierd that do it
>17
>KHHV
>College Student
>Had a big fight with Chad
>Lectured by teacher, doctor for being reckless
>Have big off-site exam coming up
>had thought I was tfwnogf
>Remembered that I already start with Quezalcoatl and Shiva
>>38280473
Diablos is free too. Encnone
>college
normies out ree
Just going to post some comfy porches. Feel free to contribute. Hope you enjoy.
Thats Mark Twain in case anyone is interested.
>>38486300
This ones not a porch (obviously) but still comf
>>38486351
This is a black gentleman. Do not call him a nigger.
My pee smells really bad and it's dark
Ded liver
Your kidneys are dying inside of you and you're pissing them out. RIP.
>>38486239
How's it taste?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Dont you wnt to inhale the delicious musty braaps of this fine lil porky braaphog?
Write a letter to someone who might read it. Use initials.
C.,
It's as simple as showing up, speaking with a manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him the only original copy of your resume. I didn't raise a quitter.
Sincerely, D.
Where do I find robot women irl? I know the one's on here are just looking for orbiters to buy them stuff and are just failed normies. Where would I real robot girls who aren't attention whores irl?
Working at pet stores, or mom and pop coffe shops. Or not anywhere, causee theyre home being a neet
"Champ, I know you're down in the dumps about heading off to Guangzhou to live with your grandparents, but think of it as an opportunity to meet new people and live a little. Remember to shake their hands and bow to them in humble gratitude."
>>38486238
"B-but dad i-i CHING CHONG CHONG CHANG CHONG CHANG CHING CHING CHING CHONG CHANG CHONG, don't you undelstand?"
>>38486238
You know this aussie chink is the guy that spams a ton of nigger dicks and racebait all day right?
I can't wait for him to go back to his chinaland and become a sweat shop worker.
>>38486586
Son did i ever tell you i have a half brother he happens to live in Guangzhou, He promised to keep an eye on you and make sure you're giving managers firm handshakes
How do I get a boyfriend free girl to be me gf?
>>38280414
>boyfriend free girl
I mean I guess it's possible, but it's probably a defect on her and and you have to be ready to deal with that.
How should i loose my virginity
Actually suicidal
>return back from long day of being wagecucked at local fast food restaurant.
>multiple customers yell at me for general incompetence
>worst performance at work in a while
>co-workers either despise me for making their job more difficult or pity me because I'm beneath them.
>I'm not even mentally retarded I just get anxious when work operations get out of my hand
>I don't even need a job, it's just a way of staving off my mother who read an article on Facebook that I'll end up a NEET if I maintain my computer and vidya habits.
>>38280390
Wagie ragies because someone yelled at him in slavie cagie.
What things can a woman do, say, wear, etc. that turn you off (sexually)?
I'll start with 2 basics
>she farts or burps
>middle aged woman licking her own breast (it's ok if a young woman does it)
>she wears a bikini
She is fatso
Tattoos on women are an instant turnoff.
>>38486191
What's wrong with wearing a bikini?
> r9k already BTFO in 2009
Read it and weep boyos. You think the beta uprising will commence any day now; in fact it was already put down many years ago.
http://www.mypostingcareer.com/forums/topic/69-the-nerd-sex/
>>38280352
Stop triggering my dopamine receptors with that picture
Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off
Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all
Now speed up, gas pedal, gas pedal, gas pedal, gas pedal, gas pedal
Now speed up, gas pedal, gas pedal, gas pedal
>>38280332
https://soundcloud.com/omgtsn/sad-pedal
it better be this version anon
>>38280332
>gas pedal
>>38280332
GAS PEDAL ORIGINALLLLLLLLLLLL