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Who here still thinks about a girl they were with years ago whose moved on 100% while you still pine not so much for getting back together but that hope you felt being with her that you could be someone, once, before her rejection became THE rejection in your life and now you'll never stop feeling like you're going to live and die in the background of prettier, more captivating people for the rest of your life?
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>>38300588
Time to kill myself isn't it anon?
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I had a girl I dated for 2 years and had to move away. The worst possible personality 1/10 but a 10/10 in looks. Only give one because she likes video games and anime so why not go through her shit she might change right??

Skype her every night everything is good and I'll do frequent visits out of state to see her. She wouldn't stop messaging me and being clingy af and always thinking I'm with other people (what the fuck I'm a beta how the fuck are you even with me)

Childhood friend asks me to hangout we haven't seen eachother in a few months.

Picks me up and drives me to a Walmart parking lot and said he had something he had to tell me.

>thinking he was going to come out of the closet but everyone knew already he was bi

He sits there for a good 2 minutes and packs a bowl and it's silent. He tells me to hit it right quick, he'll yeah >takes a big puff.
Then he says
>I Skyped your girlfriend and we both masturbated on cam

I sit there

Sit there

Tells me he is sorry and that she would always tell him stories of her going out with friends and fucking people for money and free drugs

He then said he was going to take me home.

The most akward silence for the whole ride.

Fucking devisated and cried the whole ride, I did everything for her and loved her.

Next day go to his car and keyed it and poured sugar into his gas tank.

Kept the laptop the ex gave me and didn't delete all the nudes and videos she gave me and show every single one of my friends and give them to all of them.

Still to this day I miss her and wish I was better looking etc. I dream of her from time to time and still miss her even from how she treated me. And nothing will compare to her and I know every person I date I will compare to her and know I won't get anyone that hot again
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>>38300995
>Still to this day I miss her and wish I was better looking etc. I dream of her from time to time and still miss her even from how she treated me. And nothing will compare to her and I know every person I date I will compare to her and know I won't get anyone that hot again

>tfw still dream brutally sad dreams from time to time where you meet her again somewhere and she's so cold and distant and wants nothing to do with you and you just want to hold her and feel like love's possible again

I want to die

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>go on /a/
>realize that most of them have a deep resentment towards their own family, culture, and westerners in general, and strive to submerge themselves in Japanese culture because of it
>ask them why their anime girls all look "white" and have European features
>thread instantly derails into several angry autists raging and spamming the thread with non argumentative fallacies about how "IT'S AN ANIMATION STYLE FUCK OFF"
>multiple janitors butthurt and trying to damage control by ghost deleting posts
>mod has to delete the whole thread sometime later
>do it again in one hour
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>>38300514

Link to where the fun is pls

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What's your opinion on bukkake femanons?
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>>38300499
>implying theres femanons here

Bump anyway I really want to know
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imagine the post-orgasmic shame as you stand there with your wilting dick in your hands surrounded by other men awkwardly trying to cum on her

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Traps aren't gay. Prove me wrong faggots. Protip: You can't.
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genuinely curious why it matters if its gay or not.

if they cute then they cute and thats all i give a shit about call me what u want famalam
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They are men. Men liking men is gay.
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>>38490015
You forgot something. Here it is.

>hate niggers
>hate kikes
>hate faggots
>think all non-Christians will go to hell
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>>38489951
The regular normie would find you bad.
But what counts is why you think that and what do you think of yourself.
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>>38489951
Jesus isn't a big fan of hate, friend
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You are not a bad person OP. I think you may be a bit misguided but I believe that every man has a good part to him, including you.

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DES-PA
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CITO

fucking kill me pls
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mika x whatever the guys name was
but my favorite was the the frilly blond dude he was actually tasty looking thought it was a girl but it was a guy...
Not a faggot just saying the dude had some very feminine features and a soft spoken voice.
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>>38300507
Ooohhhh, oh no, oh no

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WHY THE FUCK DO SPICS LEAVE THEIR KIDS IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS? It makes peeing so weird, especially when it's just me and the kids and Another adult walks in
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>>38300448
>tfw the mom waiting outside is giving you the eye like she knows
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tfw the black kid stole your towel

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>tfw this movie made me think that animal control were evil and soulless people
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>>38300434
Animal control IS full of evil and soulless people. They're basically the animal equivalent of the highway patrol, but they get to send poor creatures to their death.

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>never want to do anything productive
>very rarely do anything that could be ocnsidered productive
>spend almost all my day doing thing for recreational purposes and my own pleasure
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>muh dick
>tfw no qt 6'3 stinky feet azn with green eyes and non existant labia naturally completely hairless gf that is willing to do anything I say sexually whenever l want day or night but is still a virgin
>man why do roastie cunts whores only want chad
>even 6/10 educated girls with jobs won't date a narcissistic NEET 3/10 who hates them!
>Oh look, there's my one mediocre orgasm, time to stop masturbating
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>tfw have to wait every morning until dad goes to work until I get out of my room so he doesn't make me pray
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Just tell him to fuck off. Stand up for yourself bitchboi.

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>lose 20 lbs
>get contacts
>get stylish haircut
>girls approach me and stare at me
>I was a chad all along

>tfw when 22 and could have fucked hundreds of girls in college but i already graduated.
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you had it in you all the time man, good for you
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>>38489925
Hop on the tinder, Chad in the making
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>>38489925
Please leave

I'm not saying this in a mean way. Please, please leave. Get out of here, you've got real life, real grills to fuck, you shouldn't want to stay in this hellhole of a website any longer. I'm happy for you, anon. Good luck in life.

Now on you go!

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How do you respond when a woman or a cuck tells you, "Being a feminist just means you support equal rights for men and women"?
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how do femanons deal with the fact that they'll never get fucked like this?
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>Hello Anon, I've thought about it, and after yesterday it became clear to me that we have different expectations for the movie on Saturday, probably a little too different. I therefore think that it would be best to cancel the movie completely, as i do not think it will work out. Sorry for messaging you now, but i thought it was best to be honest about it. Love, Sadie
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>>38300026
Women are obvious when they want someone. The moment you notice female attention, you have to impress/show her you want to be with her.

You'll know when it happens next time, champ.
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