>muh dick
>tfw no qt 6'3 stinky feet azn with green eyes and non existant labia naturally completely hairless gf that is willing to do anything I say sexually whenever l want day or night but is still a virgin
>man why do roastie cunts whores only want chad
>even 6/10 educated girls with jobs won't date a narcissistic NEET 3/10 who hates them!
>Oh look, there's my one mediocre orgasm, time to stop masturbating