If you are a smoothskin, you literally cannot be a robot. leave this board now!
>>38501780
I've got skin smoother than your crush' s ass
>>38501780
>leather armor.
Thats cutie sweetie.
Why not that that .32 and go fuck your self.
My word.
>>38501780
>tfw used to have terrible acne as a kid but the acne scars makes me look scarier than the average person
>feel kind of like Charon in that senseJericho best follower though
It's not weird to still go grocery shopping with your mom when you're 20 is it?
Cuddly wompus edition
>>38357002
>it's an autistic shitposter episode
Hello, Reddit!
>>38357028
Are you done yet? Mk
>>38357002
>That had better be a kitty
>It's a dog
Such wanton fucking betrayal
There is now hardly a day that goes by without a mention or article in respectable publications about video games, and young men not working. The fire rises
if r9k knows when you are posting something that has already been posted, then doesn't that mean all the posts are stored somewhere?????
>>38356770
They're all stored in the robot9001 program, as well as a few dozen 4chan archive sites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJIax0CSZ-M
Why do whites win so easily?
because it's a short niglet, not really fair
also that gook makes me want to vomit
Gooks are disgusting.
OP you are degenerate.
>>38356796
says the r9k user
Has anyone here ever used dollar store hemorrhoid cream?
im too proud to shell out 6 bucks to calm my inflamed butthole, will this work just as well?
>>38356696
man the fuck up and just let them be
>>38356696
Use olive oil or coconut fat
>Be me
>At store
>With Parents in car
>Dad walks in with little bro
>StayHere.JPG
>Fifteen minutes they walk back out
>Mom looks at dad, smiles, and laughs
>Freak in front
>"Thanks. It was hard work!"
>Looks behind him
>Sees my father with little bro in cart
>IFuckedUp.PNG
>Freak walks off
>Turns red as tomato
How was your day, Robots?
DESPACITOOREGAN00003
>>38356561
mah nigga, reggaeton has been a guilty pleasure for me since the days of la gasolina back in 2006
It's the normiest fucking Chad music ever, and I love it.
ITT: pics you never get to use
>>38501758
i dont know why i saved this piece.
I miss old /b/..
>>38501792
In the "sequel" the son smashes his dad's scooter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MlkesyBa_I
These videos seem staged to me, but it looks like the PS4 and scooter both did in fact get destroyed.
>Get home from work
>Don't really do anything
>Somehow it's bed-time
>Enjoyed essentially staring at a wall for 5 hours
>Just me and my thoughts
Does anyone else do the same thing?
I just roll through 4chan, and it plants random thoughts in my brain that I love to think about.
>>38356552
Yes senpai, I do the same. I spend most time watching random animus, league of legends or hearthstone streams, playing league or hearth or overwatch although I lose so much I like watching them played better.
Word of advice, read some fantasy books. They take up so much time that you can go weeks with forgetting you'd be bored normally.
>>38356552
Yep, I do the same
>Work 7am to 5:30pm Wednesday to Saturday at warehouse job
>After work just shitpost on 4chan for 5-6 hours and do nothing productive
>Off Sunday to Tuesday, but do the exact same thing after work, except for 14 or 16 hours a day
>Still trying to pick up hobbies so that I don't rot from being a numb-minded brainlet potato
>>38356941
>Mfw ever since night school ended I've been shitposting
Wagecuck whining thread?
SO OOOOOONE LAAAAST TIIIIME
I NEED TO BE, THE ONE, WHO TAKES YOU HOME
OOOOOONE MOOOORE TIIIIIIME
I PROMISE AFTER THAT, I'LL LET YOU GO
So, whatever happened with that countdown that frogposter was doing earlier? I fell asleep while waiting for it to reach zero. Anything happen?
>>38501675
Bumping for info on this
>>38501675
I don't know, has the time passed already? Wasn't really keeping track
What shenanigans have you been through lads
ill start
>bk lounge
>night shift
>drive thru
>foreign guy ordering
>mfw says hambaga hanboba and bandangler
>said fucking jizz burger for cheeseburger
>grinning like a lunatic getting his food
i know a guy edition
>get to work one morning
>working line
>guy next to me tells us the place got robbed yesterday night
>said some groid with a gun walked in waving it around and babbling
>points at cashier and demands 2k
>cashier is a suicidal roastie
>tells him this is a fucking burger king go try mcdonalds
>groid fucking leaves and robs mcdicks and subway
>gets caught
>manager thinks shes a hero
>roastie still looks depressed
For me, its spraying hot water on insect bites.
>taking long baths
>scratching ankles after wearing socks all day
>>38356549
>scratching ankles after wearing socks all day
Good choice man
What do super morbidly obese people eat?
So I definitely know if someone is 20-30 pounds overweight , they probably like McDonalds and soda a bit too much.
But someone who is morbidly obese. What do these guys eat?
>>38501631
Its not what, its how much. They eat junkfood just like many others, they just eat a LOT of it
>>38501631
They eat the same as normal people, just 5 times a day
Juices.
Liquid calories are the ones that really get ya.