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If you are a smoothskin, you literally cannot be a robot. leave this board now!
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>>38501780
I've got skin smoother than your crush' s ass
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>>38501780
>leather armor.
Thats cutie sweetie.
Why not that that .32 and go fuck your self.
My word.
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>>38501780
>tfw used to have terrible acne as a kid but the acne scars makes me look scarier than the average person
>feel kind of like Charon in that sense
Jericho best follower though

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It's not weird to still go grocery shopping with your mom when you're 20 is it?
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Cuddly wompus edition
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>>38357002
>it's an autistic shitposter episode

Hello, Reddit!
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>>38357028
Are you done yet? Mk
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>>38357002
>That had better be a kitty
>It's a dog
Such wanton fucking betrayal

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There is now hardly a day that goes by without a mention or article in respectable publications about video games, and young men not working. The fire rises
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if r9k knows when you are posting something that has already been posted, then doesn't that mean all the posts are stored somewhere?????
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>>38356770
They're all stored in the robot9001 program, as well as a few dozen 4chan archive sites.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJIax0CSZ-M

Why do whites win so easily?
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because it's a short niglet, not really fair
also that gook makes me want to vomit
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Gooks are disgusting.
OP you are degenerate.
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>>38356796
says the r9k user

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Has anyone here ever used dollar store hemorrhoid cream?

im too proud to shell out 6 bucks to calm my inflamed butthole, will this work just as well?
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>>38356696
man the fuck up and just let them be
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>>38356696
Use olive oil or coconut fat

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>Be me
>At store
>With Parents in car
>Dad walks in with little bro
>StayHere.JPG
>Fifteen minutes they walk back out
>Mom looks at dad, smiles, and laughs
>Freak in front
>"Thanks. It was hard work!"
>Looks behind him
>Sees my father with little bro in cart
>IFuckedUp.PNG
>Freak walks off
>Turns red as tomato
How was your day, Robots?
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DES
PA
CITO

OREGAN00003
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>>38356561
mah nigga, reggaeton has been a guilty pleasure for me since the days of la gasolina back in 2006

It's the normiest fucking Chad music ever, and I love it.

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ITT: pics you never get to use
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>>38501758
i dont know why i saved this piece.
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I miss old /b/..
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>>38501792

In the "sequel" the son smashes his dad's scooter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MlkesyBa_I

These videos seem staged to me, but it looks like the PS4 and scooter both did in fact get destroyed.

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>Get home from work
>Don't really do anything
>Somehow it's bed-time
>Enjoyed essentially staring at a wall for 5 hours
>Just me and my thoughts

Does anyone else do the same thing?
I just roll through 4chan, and it plants random thoughts in my brain that I love to think about.
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>>38356552
Yes senpai, I do the same. I spend most time watching random animus, league of legends or hearthstone streams, playing league or hearth or overwatch although I lose so much I like watching them played better.

Word of advice, read some fantasy books. They take up so much time that you can go weeks with forgetting you'd be bored normally.
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>>38356552
Yep, I do the same
>Work 7am to 5:30pm Wednesday to Saturday at warehouse job
>After work just shitpost on 4chan for 5-6 hours and do nothing productive
>Off Sunday to Tuesday, but do the exact same thing after work, except for 14 or 16 hours a day
>Still trying to pick up hobbies so that I don't rot from being a numb-minded brainlet potato
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>>38356941
>Mfw ever since night school ended I've been shitposting
Wagecuck whining thread?

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SO OOOOOONE LAAAAST TIIIIME
I NEED TO BE, THE ONE, WHO TAKES YOU HOME
OOOOOONE MOOOORE TIIIIIIME
I PROMISE AFTER THAT, I'LL LET YOU GO
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So, whatever happened with that countdown that frogposter was doing earlier? I fell asleep while waiting for it to reach zero. Anything happen?
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>>38501675
Bumping for info on this
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>>38501675
I don't know, has the time passed already? Wasn't really keeping track

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What shenanigans have you been through lads

ill start
>bk lounge
>night shift
>drive thru
>foreign guy ordering
>mfw says hambaga hanboba and bandangler
>said fucking jizz burger for cheeseburger
>grinning like a lunatic getting his food

i know a guy edition
>get to work one morning
>working line
>guy next to me tells us the place got robbed yesterday night
>said some groid with a gun walked in waving it around and babbling
>points at cashier and demands 2k
>cashier is a suicidal roastie
>tells him this is a fucking burger king go try mcdonalds
>groid fucking leaves and robs mcdicks and subway
>gets caught
>manager thinks shes a hero
>roastie still looks depressed
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For me, its spraying hot water on insect bites.
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>taking long baths
>scratching ankles after wearing socks all day
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>>38356549
>scratching ankles after wearing socks all day

Good choice man

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What do super morbidly obese people eat?

So I definitely know if someone is 20-30 pounds overweight , they probably like McDonalds and soda a bit too much.

But someone who is morbidly obese. What do these guys eat?
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>>38501631
Its not what, its how much. They eat junkfood just like many others, they just eat a LOT of it
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>>38501631
They eat the same as normal people, just 5 times a day
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Juices.
Liquid calories are the ones that really get ya.

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