Wageslave stories - fast food edition

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What shenanigans have you been through lads

ill start
>bk lounge
>night shift
>drive thru
>foreign guy ordering
>mfw says hambaga hanboba and bandangler
>said fucking jizz burger for cheeseburger
>grinning like a lunatic getting his food

i know a guy edition
>get to work one morning
>working line
>guy next to me tells us the place got robbed yesterday night
>said some groid with a gun walked in waving it around and babbling
>points at cashier and demands 2k
>cashier is a suicidal roastie
>tells him this is a fucking burger king go try mcdonalds
>groid fucking leaves and robs mcdicks and subway
>gets caught
>manager thinks shes a hero
>roastie still looks depressed