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ITT: We discuss the biggest fuck-ups you did personally in your teenage years.
I'll start:
>be me, 16
>it be 3 AM
>been up all night watching YTP and mashups.
>since 12 AM I've been going to the shitter every 20 mins to take an airy dump.
>hereitcomes.mov
>Take now empty glass of water- I always have a glass of water near my bed throughout the night cause I'm a thirsty hoe w/ me to poo in the loo.
>Take cup and set it on sink counter, close bathroom door cause noises are load, don't want to wake up the grown-ups
>Take a seat, airy airy air...
>Finally real shit comes out, 3 chains
>Looks like mutated sausage links
>Flush, wash hands for a minute cause icky icky
>feelsrelaxedman
>Realize I had my phone in my hand the entire time while shitting instead of setting it on my nightstand
>Remember le cup, fill le cup half full, or maybe half empty can't exactly remember
>Put cup in one hand, leave phone in other- no pockets in pajamas cause I have a safe for my shekels
>Door is closed
>whatdo.gif
>Attempt to go onto 4chan with phone to ask for help
>I can't access boards.4chan.org/adv/ on phone cause battery dying
>Think to do this: Put phone with earphones still plugged in on top of glass of water, and open door with one hand while holding cup in other hand
>thatistheplan
>Achievement unlocked: Open door
>Start spacing out, mentally applauding myself for my ingenuity
>Walk directly into my bedroom's doorhandle, stumble back and fall onto my ballsack
>feelsautisticman
>The phone falls into cup
>Snatch the phone
>Press power button, screen looks like a barcode
>ohno.gif
>Set water down on nightstand and sneak my way downstairs
>Try to do the rice trick, wait a day.
>Open bag, test phone
>Phone won't even turn on
>The phone was in the water for 0.4 seconds, and not even fully submerged
>ripmygamingfunds.png
>confess
>Get father's old iPhone 4s, and mother's old sparkly case
>This all happened less than 3 months ago.
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>>be me, 16
>>This all happened less than 3 months ago.
Underage b&
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So you're underage? MOOOODSSS
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>>38503999
3 years* I'm too autistic to do spellchecking and grammar checks
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what's the first thing you think when see this image ?
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>>38503901
sports are stupid
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I think about why you cropped the pic
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I think about what the number 37 signifies.
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my hairline is like pic releated and im 19yo and i will be 19yo in a few months
is it ok?
i dont know if it's my natural hairline of if i have a receding hairline
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I have about the same one and I've had it my entire life.
I also don't worry too much about hair as I look ok with little to no hair.
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>>38365983
I'm 25 and since I was 22 my hairline has been one tiny little landing strip. Going to do every course of medication I can until I get a transplant or if I just don't go bald on meds I'll be happy with a shit hairline
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Beta provider meme is real? I bet she can net one.
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>>38503890
>high level of self-awareness and emotional intelligence
>Completely duped by a guy she was supposed to know inside out and trusted enough to have kids with.
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>>38503890
>cultured, intelligent, hard-working, humble, with sense of humor
>dumped by her mate
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>>38503991
>>38503957
Don't you guys rag on women for leaving men? How is it her fault this time?
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>Started talking to a close friend last night
>Tell him about how lonely I am
>He says I need to lower my standards
>Th-thanks
>Get even more depressed
I think wanting just an average girl that I can hang out with and get along with is not asking for much.
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>>38365967
You say this but you're probably under 6ft and wouldn't even date a morbidly obese girl. You're a peice of shit
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>>38365981
for (you)
aghfj
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>>38365967
>Laughing at this dying thread
which one of you idiots wrote thisit's actually pretty well constructed, I got a good laugh out of it. Kudos
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Should I do some programming
Play some Civ
Play some GTA (console)
Go on a drive
Or make myself something to eat?
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>Embraces nihilism
>still happy with life
Am i looking at things wrong? Isn't nihilism supposed to cause depression? I was under the impression it was supposed to because thats how alot of other people end up when they embrace it.
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So you want to have depression?
How much old are you,OP?
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>>38503882
Nah, it's usually the other way around. Usually depressed people adopt nihilism, and continue to be depressed.
You're probably just a naturally happy person, happiness is mostly genetic after all.
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Only religious people believe that not being constantly bombarded with happy rays from some invisible entity means that your existence is somehow miserable.
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Why is it so hard for people to understand that women can't be robots? even if they're a below average looking kissless virgin, that doesn't mean they couldn't go outside right now and have sex with ANY man who isn't a chad. But that's the problem, women won't settle for anything that isn't chad so we have f*males on this board complaining about their life being so hard and lonely. Men who're below average don't have the luxury of being able to have sex whenever they want like ''fembots''.
Being female is literally living life on easy mode no matter how ugly you're, you can always find someone to have sex with or be in an relationship with.
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>>38365905
Average guys have gfs and standards to though anon.
Trust me from experience Chad doesn't bang less attractive girls neither do the average street normies
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>>38365968
Tinder experiments say otherwise.
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What's your friend situation like, robros? 2017-07-20 08:52:24 Post No.38503875
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What's your friend situation like, robros?
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>tfw what few friend I had from high school I've since lost
I really thought I'd have those friends forever. Didn't expect contact to be broken because we were no longer forced to take the same classes.
What's your situation like?
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I had a friend but this year we split our days since she is making good friends in college and in another city, also she losted her phone and didnt gave me her new number, too bad tobehonest I always thought we would be friends long time
I used to talk with another girl, this ones is gorgeous and I love her, but she is a normie so like every normie I talk to, she slowly got bored of me and does not talk to me anymore, I didnt salute her for her bday for the first time in 6 years, sad actually
the last person I used to tall with was a girl I orbitted almost 6 years, finally man up and cut contact with her last year, sometimes I still fantasize with a message of her or anything but she does not give a fuck anymore I guess
that is it op, no friends, I never had one tho, nobody talk to me either, I cant remember last time somebody asked me how am I doing, some of us just borned to be alone to the bone
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no friends. I cut all contact half a decade ago
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>>38504092
the broken English really got to me Anon, I hope you feel better soon friend. I really want to call you a friend even just for this fleeting moment.
>haven't got any new clothes since I was 17
>I'm 25
Where do I buy clothes? Not expensive /fa/ stuff I mean the most basic and plain stuff that won't get me made fun of
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>>38503831
read the /fa/ sticky, there's things for poorfags
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>>38503831
H&m, topman, or the men's stuff from forever21 are all fashionable and reasonably priced
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aliexpress. you can find a lot of cute cheap clothes there, but keep in mind the sizes are 1-2 sizes smaller usually.
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How do I find a 5'11 japanese girl-friend
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Go to Nipland?
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>>38365893
what would be the point
would a 5'6 spic fit in
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>>38366166
Would a 5'6 spic fit in anywhere?
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKKSDFREFEDWSWDEFRGTYGRFEDFRTYHGTRFEEDFYBHGTRFEDSEEER$FERRRREWRTEEWERTR$ED"
wat do
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>play tower defense game with friends
>everything goes smooth
>try playing it by myself
>lose in 5 minutes
Just like in real life,i give it all i can and i still get no results.alway having to rely on others. This is fucking bullshit. God damn it i wish i were as tall as my dad,or had blonde hair and blue eyes like my mothers and brothers. But no,i had to be born with brown hair,green eyes and be 5'4. Its even worse that they told me that life was going to be great for me. They gave me hope. I wish i would have killed myself when i had the chance.
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>>38365789
Hey dude having green eyes is pretty sick, too bad about being a manlet though.
As for the TD stuff, until you git gud and know when to greed/macro properly just dump all your gold each round on towers in and around choke points. You'll last longer than 5 minutes for sure with a little practice. That probably won't translate to real life though.
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Have you guys ever been so anxious you can't eat and feel like vomiting. That's how I feel at work. I thought it would bet better but it's been 10 months and I feel even more nervous constantly.
Why is life so difficult?
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>>38365774
my niece has that, she's 17 now. she gets stressed i guess. treats her parents whims and passing emotions like it's the end of the world.
granted her parents act like it's the end of the world, but it's obviously just because they want it their way asap and they'll just bully her to get what they want. she can't see past that though, or at least she can't let it go internally so she gets cornered by it and freezes as if anything actually happened besides twisting 'blah blah blah' to make the words hurtful to bully her.
she needs to be smart enough to see their point, understand it, and let their bullshit hit nothing but air imo, but she cares too much about how they want it rather than focusing on what she wants and how to work with them rather than for them and getting shit on.