ITT: We discuss the biggest fuck-ups you did personally in y

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ITT: We discuss the biggest fuck-ups you did personally in your teenage years.

I'll start:

>be me, 16
>it be 3 AM
>been up all night watching YTP and mashups.
>since 12 AM I've been going to the shitter every 20 mins to take an airy dump.
>hereitcomes.mov
>Take now empty glass of water- I always have a glass of water near my bed throughout the night cause I'm a thirsty hoe w/ me to poo in the loo.
>Take cup and set it on sink counter, close bathroom door cause noises are load, don't want to wake up the grown-ups
>Take a seat, airy airy air...
>Finally real shit comes out, 3 chains
>Looks like mutated sausage links
>Flush, wash hands for a minute cause icky icky
>feelsrelaxedman
>Realize I had my phone in my hand the entire time while shitting instead of setting it on my nightstand
>Remember le cup, fill le cup half full, or maybe half empty can't exactly remember
>Put cup in one hand, leave phone in other- no pockets in pajamas cause I have a safe for my shekels
>Door is closed
>whatdo.gif
>Attempt to go onto 4chan with phone to ask for help
>I can't access boards.4chan.org/adv/ on phone cause battery dying
>Think to do this: Put phone with earphones still plugged in on top of glass of water, and open door with one hand while holding cup in other hand
>thatistheplan
>Achievement unlocked: Open door
>Start spacing out, mentally applauding myself for my ingenuity
>Walk directly into my bedroom's doorhandle, stumble back and fall onto my ballsack
>feelsautisticman
>The phone falls into cup
>Snatch the phone
>Press power button, screen looks like a barcode
>ohno.gif
>Set water down on nightstand and sneak my way downstairs
>Try to do the rice trick, wait a day.
>Open bag, test phone
>Phone won't even turn on
>The phone was in the water for 0.4 seconds, and not even fully submerged
>ripmygamingfunds.png
>confess
>Get father's old iPhone 4s, and mother's old sparkly case
>This all happened less than 3 months ago.