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what are some easy foods to make that are not hard even if your retarded and they can't be hard okay they're foods that are not hard and are not reatrdered

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>tfw my dick is 6x5.5
>tfw i will never have a porn star dick
>tfw i will never be a porn star like jordi el nino polla

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*pop*

*pop*

*crackle*

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I need my daily dose of vitamin REEE. Take your best shot.

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Divorce and marriage just needs to be abolished.

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Yesterday I couldn't do anything, I felt awful and hungry, but when I tried to eat or drink I felt full. I literally just lay down on my bed for a day, my body was cold but it felt like my brain was burning. I couldn't concentrate on anything, I tried to read news but the texts didn't make any sense and there were these gaps where I didn't sleep but I couldn't remember what had happened. At one point I realized I was outside, getting my post in my boxers. I started walking back to my house, but it didn't feel like anything was real with my whole body being numb and not feeling anything while walking. It didn't feel like I was in control of my muscles. Then again I was on my sofa and it seemed like I was never outside. My thoughts kept racing and after it started getting dark I started yelling aloud. I got on my feet and put on the light and realized my feet were dirty with earth. I went to a shower and to sleep.
I woke up completely fine today and there is no problem with me. Nobody at work asked where I had been. I have never experienced anything like this before, I've had mild depressions like everyone here, but this was strange and I don't know what to think of this

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Any anons have a guild wars 2 account with paid access that they no longer need? I dont care what you have on it. Willing to take anything

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ITT- We all act like we are 19th century British Aristocrats using r9k. I'll start.
>PLEBEIANS! BEGONE!

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Tell me about friendships you have had that are now over. What happened?
>have no friends since leaving high school
>become friends with girl at new job
>she is really friendly and outgoing, doesn't care that I'm shy
>1st person to ever really make an effort to talk with me and hang out
>1st time having what feels like a best friend, the kind that other girls have that talk about dumb girly things
>friends for a year, then things change
>she gets involved in this pyramid selling scheme, talks about it non stop
>trying to sell health supplements/cosmetics
>sinks thousands into it
>tries to get me to 'join'
>Tell her no, I don't like pyramid selling
>she is offended but seems like she is accepted my choice
>a couple of days later she wants to hang out and get lunch
>I go to meet her and when I get there, another girl she is friends with is there, as well as an older female (who I layer discover is her 'mentor')
>feeling confused and scared
>They pull out laptop
>start a PowerPoint presentation about their 'wonderful business opportunity'
>me and the other friend had been tricked into thinking we were having lunch, when in reality it was a shady sales pitch to get us to pay up
>pissed off, tell her I'm not interested, leave
>get facebook message later from her, saying she "couldn't believe I would miss out on this opportunity, do you not like making money or something? If you were smart you would take this chance I'm offering you"
>ghost her from now on
>friendless again

I caught up with her a few months ago. She is done with this now (after loosing thousands) but it just felt weird hanging with her again.

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>that 1! friend who didn't become a normie when everyone else did

Hahahahaha, wtf is wrong with you. Get a haircut and some decent clothes

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How do I make friends if I don't go to college and don't work?

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>tfw no xiaoren bf

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>tfw no friends to go to the beach and have bbq during the summer.

>tfw I won't see any girl at the beach because i have no friend to be with

>tfw the lack of friends hinders the search of a sweet gf

I hate summer.

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>go to random board
>go to random thread
>tell last poster to go back to >>>/pol/
>close tab

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>girls at work are always trying to hit on me
>too autistic to respond
>tfw my social autism is the only thing stopping me from being a chad