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seriously....what the fuck is a breadman? i cant stop thinking about it
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>14 years old kids are literally having sex every day
>you are a decade older than them and just can fantasize about talking to a girl
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why didn't you have sex as a 16-17yo like the rest of us?
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>>38525561
>like the rest of us
Get out NOW
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>>38525580
seriously having sex isn't that hard. it's a thing that basically all people do barring a severe physical deformity or retardation or something.. and even retards have a lot of sex when grouped all together so think of that... literal retards are having more sex than you.
I can't imagine how you deal with other stresses in your life if something so trivial is always looming over your head
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Why aren't you joining the Alpha revolution?
Why aren't you up before the enemy at 0434hrs?
Why aren't you lifting?
Why aren't you taking ownership of everything?
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Alfalfa revolution bro
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Is really that bad if I've had sex a couple of years ago? Do mind that much if I'm not a virgin? I'm a miserable son of a bitch and I didn't even like the girl i fucked back then. She was half retarded or something. But i feel like i got to hide it or else you tell me to go fuck myself. It's really not that big of a deal you know
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Go fuck yourself normie. You are not welcome here.
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>>38525461
you're welcome here, buckaroo>>38525564
shoo,scram,git sanskritz
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>>38525461
congratulations. You are half a step better than these faggots here. Now go and repeat what you did so you can get laid again and stop coming onto here, its a waste of your time
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This board has been completely ruined by "fembot" threads, people only keep posting these stupid fucking threads because they know 1 other guy will respond pretending to be a female and get 100s of replies.
The fembot concept is flawed and unrealistic, they simply do not exist.
Nowadays this board consists of:
>15% Discord/Steam threads
>45% "Fembot" threads
>20% Gay men posting doujin screencaps and pretending they're not disgusting, overweight, hairy fucking dudes
>5% Original greentext stories
>10% Retards trying to get the approval of others by posting ">you're not a true robot unless ___" threads
>5% Good and interesting threads
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And what exactly do you want the board to be like then? Just autistic greentexts?
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>>38525490
Literally anything else I listed, even the steam friend threads or the doujin posters would be better
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>>38525539
Why the fuck don't you just leave? I never understood faggots like you that complaining all day about the content of the board. The internet is a very vast place and you're not forced to be here. Shut the fuck up and find something else. This thread is useless. Do you know how many times you faggots have said this already? And guess what? The fembot/discord/gay/trap threads still continue. Kill yourself.
>5'6 skinny manlet with the face of a 14yo kid
>6x6 dick
>tfw i could be a porn star in young/milf scenes
>instead im wasting my life browsing imageboards and playing games
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Mid 20's, single, good job, living in Southern California and am about to move into my own 1 bedroom apartment. r9k what should i expect? Its my first time living on my own. Been living with my parents and 2 sisters all my life in a comfy home. Had my own room too.
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Havent had sex with a women in almost 2 years. Im pretty desolate. Kinda go autistic whenever I speak to girls
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>>38525415
Living alone always costs more than you expect it to. Make sure to keep a good cash reserve for at least the first few months, because you're gonna keep finding little things that you had at home and need to buy.
How have you influenced your family?
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Accidently made them racist
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>force being into miserable existence
>demand rent be paid at 18 under the threat of homelessness
What the fuck is wrong with American ""parents""?
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Tell them you are now a communist and they should share the wealth, fucking capitalist pigs.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the whole thing about making children pay rent also largely a way of encouraging independence? Some cultures who let their children stay home, it's only to force them into being slaves and take care of the parents when they're older. I'd take being kicked out at 18.
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>>38525435
The degradation of the family unit is actively contributing to the collapse of America
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Every time I make a thread here it gets 6 or 7 replies fairly quickly then just dies.
Every single time.
It's so fucking weird
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What do you get at the dollar tree?
I know most of you are on food stamps, all jokes aside. I'm going with 6 dollars after my landlord leaves the front steps. Any suggestions? I want to eat a shitload then fall asleep and fap.
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cool dollar tree food item I recently found was the cheese. They have this block cheese that's the tits. Just stay away from the herb on and get the pepper.
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>anon, have you met my boyfriend Chang?
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>>38525311
i'm guessing he either has a huge asian cock or just rich.
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>>38525347
Or she's a weeb and he has fantastic game
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>>38525347
Dude's not so asian so big asian cock is possible.
What would you if a woman is accidentally pressing her breasts against you?
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Probably get extremely embarrassed and do the best I can to move away because they don't want me touching them
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>>38525308
say nothing. do nothing to have her notice it.
just calmly sit there and enjoy the tits pressing on me.
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Pre cum profusely
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What's the most times you've jerked off in a day?
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I once managed 4 times. My dick was pretty sore by the end. Felt good though.
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>>38525305
12 times
thw tip of my dick was swollen so i showed it dad
he went to the hospital with me
the doctor rolled my foreskin down for the first time ever because i didnt knew
it was full of smegma and it smelled incredible
somehow i wonder what my dad was thinking
i didnt tell them i jerked it 12 times tough, just said it appeared from nowhere
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twice, honestly just don't want to more than once a day. try to regulate myself to 3-4 a week tho.
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>mom opened the annual candydoll gift box deIivery
FUCK
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I TOLD HER TO JUST PUT IT IN MY ROOM
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WHY WON'T SHE EVER FUCKING LISTEN
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IT WAS SENT TO ME AND ME ONLY