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>>38588534
How about one putting nail into electric socket?

>>38588534
>chinese bootleg pepe

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here, have a slowjak

>>38588438
Its gods will

I was almost over my nerd thigh fetish damnit

>>38588453

You would think that such an important artery would have more protection

>Lera will never be a sexy 9 year old again

Just thinking of the sets make me hard

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>>38588394

titttys or gtfo

>>38588462
I know that feel and it's pandora's box kinda feel. She can be my girlfriend now.

Id say its cyborg tier, near robot. Personally I love subway, but for the average robot its too much effort to go out to the place and then spend time picking out foods and interacting with a person. That being said im sure there are some robots who love it because they are really fucking picky about how they like their sandwiches and whats in them

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>>38588383
I eat chicken quesadillas from my college grill. So much so, they call me out as a regular.
>"Hey anon, how's it goin? Chicken quesadilla? Right on it!"
>"Hey, chicken quesadilla? alright"
I even know the barista's name through some rarely had chit chat. It makes me nervous, but the quesadilla soothes me out. especially with guacamole.

>physically walking inside and ordering in person
>robot
pick one

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they are very gay

>>38588353
danger. messing with a trap will put you in a hospital

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>>38588367
meme indeed they are

op is a pedophile lol how does it feel to have a dick so small u prey on kids

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are you trying to trap me OP? You're not a lolicon are you?

>>38588299
dunno man why dont you tell me, yes?

Hahaha you got a baby dick hahaha

just let someone else fuck her

You're obviously not up to the task

just be the beta provider you were born to be

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>>38588214
HOW BOUT STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND LET YOUR MANLY DNA TAKE OVER

>>38588201
I don't know. Why would any woman want to date an old guy anyway? Gross.

>>38588201
Which one is the older one? Damn she looks aged

>>38588201
Because they didn't get picked

>>38588074

Who's time is anon?

Their time has barely begun

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>>38588074
Either shoot something up or fuck off, retard.

>>38588066
I don't know. Why is getting pump and dumped by a dozen chads before you settle on a virgin beta acceptable?

>>38588121
If a man decides he's bored of his wife, he can fuck a whore, but if a woman is bored of her man, she can't do much. Even today, men are "just more horny" and cheating is brushed off, and it pisses me off. If a woman cheats, she's a whore.

>>38588066
Simple relationship rule in my life: I do not cheat first but once she does, all chains come off.
I have cheated quite a lot with that mindset so while your violent intensity is cute, live what you preach first and I'll lay my head in your lap willingly.

>>38588044
same except i hate cumskins and how shady they are too everyone and that i'm from america, white girls are also shit-tier. i try really hard not to hate whites

>>38588242
You sound like you would be right at home on tumblr, twitter and the comment section on CNN dot com. Why dont you go back

>>38588044
>I had bad experiences with a couple dicks
>wtf I hate the entire race now
Every fucking time, from every fucking person. Whether it's muh white devils or muh niggers it literally always stems from someone experiencing the worst of the race either in public or by cherrypicking what they see on the internet, and then generalizing everyone else because of it.

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>>38587974
Run. Leave. Don't turn back. Leave this place, it is the harbinger of the end of your life, leave this place mortal. Leeeeeeeeeeave. Leaaaaaaaaaave.

You're probably underaged. You are in that stage of life in which you can easily get laid, yet you'll chose to be a weirdo instead. That will be your biggest mistake. Try to talk to girls and fuck one of your classmates. Even if she's not quite attractive. Being virgin after high school's over drastically increases the difficulty of life.

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>>38587974
Show up there and ask to speak with the manager -- it's probably the one drinking coffee. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. Can't get any simpler than that, Champ.

>>38587964
The tits could provide more milk for babies so my biological senses say boobs

>>38587964
belly
love kip

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giant udders all the way

>>38587948
It's saddening man. He's going to be even more miserable afterwards. Once you get the surgery there's no going back, the feeling of being trapped in a mans body remains, only this time you have that mortal reminder of the fact you'll never be a woman inbetween your legs. That wound, gouged from your flesh because you believed your intrusive thoughts rather than tackling them head on.

The worst part is, the government and the media are both deluding young men into thinking they're not mentally ill they just have a different "identity" even though the poor things literally carve up their bodies drenched in blood and tears because they don't know how to handle the thoughts that threaten their lives.

Gender dysphoria, like any other mental illness, is horrible, and it takes a lot to break the patterns of thinking that cause the depressive state associated with it, but the LAST LAST LAST thing you want to do is get surgery. That's a death sentence. Like telling someone with generalized anxiety to just stay indoors for the rest of his life.

It's no way to tackle intrusive thoughts, trust me.

>>38587948
That someone gets something out of paying for it, and that is making me reach for the tinfoil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV-Uc4Ha3zc

yummy fun time ;)

thanks doc

>>38587940
That's makes me really sad anon, I'm 22

>>38587940
I'm also 33 and under normal circumstances I avoid saying my age. It's not normal to spend all day on the internet when you are in your 30s.

>>38587940
I always add one year for the sake of pla