Would you brap in a black girl's face?
>>38604507
if she wanted me to, then probably, yeah. but I don't think those type of women exist.
>>38604528
Women are nasty sluts. They'll do anything sexual. You can take a shit on some girls.
This has become one of my favorite fetishes to watch in porn in the past two years.
Is there any hope for a 5'5 manlet?
im 5'4 dude and i have one answer for you
nope
Maybe... If you're gay and a bottom
>>38604478
>>38604508
Just be yourself, my dudes. Less is more.
>19 years
>3 years of social isolation
>i havent talked with a girl of my age in 4 years
really makes me think
>>38604475
>3 years of social isolation
Fucking pussy, try 7
Not me, got a serious brain fog. Can hardly form a sentence or think simplest thing through anymore.
>>38604486
>Fucking pussy, try 7
Yeah, I'm at about 7-8 years myself, it's difficult to imagine how fucked up I'll be in another 7.
>tfw I accidentally super like some ugly bitch on Tinder
>meant to swipe left
>now she keeps pestering me even though I give one word replies
>try ghosting, still pestering me
>"you really like me?"
This is only a feel Chads can understand.
>>38604474
Let's see what she looks like
>>38604518
I agree, let's see this bitch
>>38605074
Thirded. Get on with it.
OK guys, whats your first impression of my wife?
>>38604470
Head shaped like a man.
>wedding song is "Hip to be square"
>>38604470
Oh wow, squarechan got married.
Do you believe in second puberty?
>>38604437
i believe in puberty permanence until virginity loss
>>38604437
perfect hairline to receding heavily. it can happen that fast. jesus
>intense gaze
>less tamed hair
zzzzzzzzz you dont need puberty for that
just get your ass beat a lot for looking like a faggot
First impression of my gf /r9k/?
Pic is her
She looks very plain.
>>38604389
kys you fucking normie shit.
She likes starbucks and watching netflix
how does everyone here feel about Satanism? I mean real spiritual/theistic satanism not the glorified atheistic shit.
I have been a self practicing (nobody knows about this yet because my family is Christian) satanist for awhile now and a few not "normal" things have been happening too me.
For one when I first prayed I didn't sell my soul I gave my soul and body as a gift/offering to both Satan (I call him either Melek/Enki/Lord Satan or just The Serpent) and his demons of all ranks, I told them they have permission to enter my body at will if they need it for any reason. After this first prayer I signed a satanic oath and even signed it using my own blood as a signature (basically just a finger print) and right after I felt a warm glow and a sense of protection and calmness.
Ever since I have been praying and meditating and learning the names of every high and some low ranking demons. I have done several things such as use a pendulum for gambling (it worked btw I asked if I was going to win it said yes and I did three times in a row). I have tried to conjure up a succubus for sex I did get a good orgasm after and I also cursed several family members that are Christians I asked for Lord Satan to kill them or at least cause great misery in their lives for worshiping Jehovah. I have also been writing things down in a black book such as moon phases and experiences etc...
ITT: long thread short, I am now a full fledged devil worshiping Satanist all though I do not view him as just a fallen angel but more of a god/deity anyway...am I crazy, actually experiences the other realm or am I just fucked?
Are you 100% that these events are correlated to your activities and you're not just tricking yourself into believing stuff is happening because you worship Satan/summoned a demon?
Why Enki? What has the sumerian god to do with Satan?
You're just a deluded attention whoring faggot. None of that shit is real. Go get a job.
Do you guys ever miss him a little?
I mean, I don't.
Obviously.
Yep, me neither, it's not like his threads made it feel less like you were drinking alone.
It'd really suck if he came back just to antagonize us, wouldn't it.
Then we'd even know he was safe and doing okay, eugh, terrible.
What happened to him?
Baltimore Orioles
>study Spanish just so I can talk to my grandma before she dies
>all she does is keep asking me when I'm going to get a girlfriend
>>38604160
9/10 anon make me chuckle
Oreganioo
Just wife your latino gilf already OP
that seems pretty based anon
she's worried about the current end of her progeny becoming a childless NEET
>tfw i promise myself when i was 16yo to kms if i still being a kv neet at the age of 20yo
>tfw 19yo in one month
wow
Go apply at mcdonalds and spend your first paycheck on an escort
You've got maybe 2 or 3 years left before you're a lost cause. You're getting a little too old, I'm afraid.
>>38604115
I'm gonna 22 in december and i'm still a virgin
>tfw all i want to do is make a man cum and nobody will let me
someone please, i can't handle this cocklust any more! all i can think about is pleasing you & making you cum!
i promise i'll make you feel really good, so please, please let me do it!
Stop being an ugly gay man and it will come naturally.
>>38604108
You're pathetic and disgusting.
>>38604108
how are you gonna make me cum when I'm here and you are all the way over there
The first nuclear detonations on this planet tainted the atmosphere irrevocably. Radioactive materials will bio-accumulate up the food chain and eventually put an end to most large animals, including humans. This is why politics is the way it is.
joke's on you i'm immune to radiation
>>38604100
>Radioactive materials will bio-accumulate up the food chain and eventually put an end to most large animals, including humans
And why should I care? Most of us here lost the will to live a long time ago.
>>38604100
>implying nukes are real
i bet you're a spherecuck too and think dinosaurs are real
>there are "men" that would seriously choose tits over ass
>>38604006
They are a dying breed. Ass is the popular choice nowadays.
>>38604006
Frankly tits and ass (while both very nice) come distant second to lips.
>>38604006
they are either underage or biologically broken
They are likely closeted homosexuals who lust after 13 year old boys and traps
Any other black bots here gotten your asshole BLEACHED?
Look how limp and useless that little black cock is. An entire race of people summed up in one photo. Really makes you think
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Go forth and shoop my brothers