This comic sums up wagecucks perfectly!
Only mildly accurate. 6/10
It's funny, but I wouldn't say it's accurate.
It's pretty accurate.
It doesn't have to be "love" for their job, but some other excuse like "i love my colleagues here", "close to where I live" , etc
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*deep breath*
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>>38704393
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*Inhales*
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I really like your thread, it's like the best one up right now
>>38704452
thank you anon coon
I will be LITERALLY ANY GIRL(FEMALE)'S BOYFRIEND
I WILL BE ANY PERSON YOU WANT ME TO BE
PLEASE APPLY HERE WITH STEAM PROFILE/EMAIL
Will you date a severely handicapped and obese girl too?
>>38704401
As long as it doesn't have a y chromosome
>>38704390
Will you date someone who is fat, old, and a complete sperg?
Listen bro... Roasties only go for cha-
>>38704252
>implying donkey doesn't crush major puss on the daily
>>38704252
Beta provider/ orbiter.
>>38704252
I find her really cute. I like watching her videos a lot.
Some of her mannerisms really remind me of my ex so sometimes her videos make me feel pretty dreadful. They both seem so happy together.
>tfw your parents finally gave up and no longer bug you about stayin in your room/getting a job/getting a gf
i don't know whether to feel sad or relieved.
People are cunts - feel relieved they are no longer pressuring you to do shit you don't want to do
>>38704174
Be depressed that you're now offically a dead weight to them and always will be just another bill on their taxes, you fucking loser.
>>38705242
t.normiecunt
>finally cum after fapping for awhile
>clean up a bit from the fap session
>not even 5 minutes later and I am already looking at porn and erotic images of girls again
>I don't even want to fap anymore yet I still want to look at sexy women some more
Does anyone else do this? Am I just this porn addicted?
yes it's called the chaser effect
>>38704162
It's the opposite for me. I don't fap a lot (once every two days) but it's very hard to find videos that still arous me and most of the times I fap now is in the morning when my dick gets naturally hard. I have zero sex drive.I'm 18 but fuck even a few years ago I could fap twice a day
>>38704246
i'm guessing you probably don't exercise much
>take IQ test
>find out I'm a 115 IQ brainlet
>become obsessed with raising my intelligence
>do mindful meditation for 30 minutes twice a day
>take fish oil
>do high intensity cardio
>do dual n-back for an hour a day
>after a year take another IQ test
>118 IQ
Don't fall for the memes. If you're a brainlet, you're a brainlet for life.
>>38704158
IQ is a retarded system that makes some people feel superior simply because they have a higher number than you. there's no way to gauge someone's real qualities. just as with those bullshit "personality" tests that have blanket statements that include people in some kind of standard group. don't beat yourself up about that number. numbers don't define who you are.
>take iq test when I was 15
>score 130, slowed down by crippling anxiety issues
>drop out of school due to anxiety
>play obnoxious amounts of vidya for years
>shitpost in 4chan
>smoke weed
>eventually anxiety fades away
>take test at 22
>dont give much of a fuck if I suck
>142
Im still a fucking dropout loser though
>>38704232
IQ is a pretty accurate measurement of your intelligence, though.
Where be my /INFJ/ niggas at?
Take a short Briggs-Meyer test here
>https://www.16personalities.com/
But if you have a lot of time, the Big 5 test is more scientifically valid, and the more questions there are, the more accurate reading you'll get.
>http://www.personal.psu.edu/~j5j/IPIP/ipipneo300.htm
It's 300 questions, very long, but will give you the most accurate reading of your personality.
Please post more tests for people to take.
>>38704133
INFJ reporting in my dude, i hope you are having a good weekend
>INFJ
>'rarest personality type'
>half of /r9k/ is INFJ
>>38704148
Hello INFJ-kin, I wish you well. Is making friends easy for you? For me, it's difficult to make contact with other people, but with enough time and consistency I tend to develop close relationships. Sad thing is that this only tends to happen during vacation in Europe. When I have to go back to college in the East coast, I have no friends. Honestly I think people from the East coast are just super unfriendly and uninterested in forming deep relationships.
Do people here actually believe that fembot exists, or all the threads in board are just a meme?
It has already been proved how a female cannot be a robot, so why the fuck do they keep making those silly threads and people keep replying to them?
Those threads definitely slowed down after the second sticky was posted. I haven't seen a roastie thread in a while.
>>38704109
I enjoy LARPing as fembots when I'm bored, so I assume others do the same, therefore whenever someone claims to be a fembot, I take it to be a LARPer.
I exchanged emails with a fembot and we chat daily
I hate men. The only reason why they want to be in relationships is to make sure their girl isn't fucking anyone else. They don't have feelings. They don't want love. Why? Why not get a FWB instead?
Die roastie whore
Originallyy
>>38704114
Stop being a heartless asshole.
>calls us heartless
>but doesn't understand that cheating causes physical and emotional pain on us
>then accuses us of being heartless when we take measures to protect ourselves
What sort of clothing do you robots wear? Do you care about how you look/presentation? What style do you go for?
>>38704094
adidas track suit with nothing underneath
cargo shorts
some really old and ruined vans with no socks
sometimes a "dad" hat if didnt shower and my hair looks too greasy
>>38704391
by track suit i only meant the top part,excuse my autism
>>38704094
tshirt, tracky bottoms and running shoes is my ensemble.
this is the ideal female body
she could be taller
her face is not that great
and her skin should be whiter/paler
but the body itself is perfect, 10/10
Garter belt or she had some ribs removed.
>>38704106
or superior genes?
>>38704087
She's non-white, so 0/10.
>get burned by women, both cheating exes and ridiculously high standards of women
>fall for the feminine benis meme
>Realize traps are basically women with dicks, and that i want to avoid women
>fall for the regular old ass gay meme
>Realize men are even bigger roasties than women and that it's impossible to find someone that'll stay committed to a monogamous relationship
>Still lonely+bitter
>also memed myself into being gay
What do, r9k?
Also fagposters fuck off, none of you are as nice as you pretend to be. It's all shitty roleplaying and there's no real emotions involved.
>>38704086
>exes
stopped reading right there
Stop falling for memes. Go back to being straight and just fuck hookers. At least the John-Hooker relationship is an honest one.
>>38704339
How do I un-meme myself though
I think vaginas look gross and women smell weird now.
>we now live in a wold where disgusting ugly men in drag referring to themselves as "women" is not only tolerated but encouraged
>we now live in a world where the majority of people around the world are so ignorant and brainwashed that they don't see anything wrong with this
>>38704037
>we live in a world where most men don't hate women and you can't talk about hating women without becoming an outcast
>>38704163
>revealing your hatred of women and fear of divorce, even pointing out high divorce rates and misandrist divorce courts, makes everyone label you "paranoid"
>even as their friends are taken to the cleaners by their exwives
>>38704037
world =/= ZOG infested west
>The chan
>THE chan
wat?
originaliatto
>was it made for Chris Chan anon? Is that why it's called For Chan?
>>38704021
You know, Jackie Chan.