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A place to discuss anything from our shit tier job prospects to our innately immense feels.

INFPs seem to be the least likely to achieve norminess.
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>>38721458
Bullshit. INFPs are sluts who attention-seek constantly and play the whole "oh woe is me I'm so awkward and shy" card for the sake of achieving infinite beta orbiters.
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>>38721994
Oh and they love to cozy up to men who are already in relationships. Can't forget that quirky INFP tidbit.
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>>38721994
aren't most infps men?

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>right wing poltards believe in hierarchy and natural order of the world
>hate jews for being high iq and obtaining high status in the world

Pls explain
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>>38721457
>>>/pol/ ask them. While you're at, ask them why they think giant capitalists want to make a communist world government.
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>>38721457
Well the contest isn't over yet, is it?

ever play king of the hill
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>>38721457
>iq is the only thing that matters for a great civilization.

Mongolia will want to have a talk with you.

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How do people get and stay fat?
I can't imagine eating and spending that much money on food.
They talk about it like it is impossible to eat less, why?
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>>38721423
Its mental illness des
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>>38721423
how do people stay in dead end jobs, browsing the internet wasting time instead of improving in life?
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I gained a lot of weight as a kid, got worse as a teenager. Managed to stave it off for a while but now I fell off the wagon. I don't even eat that much food, It's just I never exercise at all.

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Long story short I dmed someone asking for someone else s number and apparently they're with bloods and in my neighborhood. The guy whose number I wanted "called them off" because I was about to die. Now he says I'll probably get jumped. Advice? Should I get a gun?

I'm 5'7 and 120 lbs I can't fight for shit. Especially if I was jumped.
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get a gun and die fighting
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Eh. To be honest I doubt anything will happen at all but you should probably just never contact these specific people again and go about your life as usual
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>>38721416
Call them fucking cowards when you're all pulpy and bloody on the floor so that they finish you off. You know. Hopefully.

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>you drink to numb the pain
>chads cock is her bane

I can't come up with any more. Help!
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I'm all alone
I wish I had friends
I act like I don't care*
But I do**.
I guess it's not the end
But sometimes I wish
It was.
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*the author would like to apologize for his inability to find a -one rhyme for this line.

**the author would like to apologize for his inability to find a -ends rhyme for this line.
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>you come to this board to fap to traps
>Chad is filling her with his 12 inch, vegan turkey wrap
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>you sit here all day looking at traps
>meanwhile chad is ravaging her flaps

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See title.

Long story short, a wee mishap with a remote control plane when I was 14 hacked off 3 fingers on my right hand. I spent all winter gluing the peice of shit balsa wood fuselage and wings together, and on what was supposed to be the maiden flight, klutzy me forgot to disarm the ignition and the little 2-stroke engine started when it shouldn't have and the cabon fiber propeller tore my hand a new asshole. Could never manage to use my other hand to get off and prostitution is illegal in my country (USA).

What should I do, /r9k/?
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Use your left hand, dumbass.
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>>38721280

You have worse reading skills than George Bush.

I specifically said all attempts to use my other hand failed.
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>>38721421
So stupid you can't use your left hand.
Nice no wonder you cut off your fingers.

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If you date a woman who wasn't a virgin before dating you, you are a cuck
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Spoken like a true virgin. I've fucked plenty of bitches, I've blown loads on little sluts faces and had lips on my cock plenty. Who gives a fuck if she's had dick on her ?
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>>38721233
>no clip
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>>38721271
Your peniz has touched where another mans peniz has been. You are spiritually touching his peniz,not only making you gay,but also a cuck. A gay cuck.

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please comment in this thread
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do you want a unique post?
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>>38721218
do you need a unique post?
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How's your going?

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Well, take a look at what happened. Seriously! Four hundred and eighty-two thousand, one hundred and eighteen thousand pounds in the first month, and I'm simply blown away!
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>Seriously!

These twats come up every time I'm trying to have wank.

Excellent post.
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What is this? I have absolutely never heard of it before, but searching "brit method" gets me loads of articles calling it a scam, so it's obviously suspect as fuck. Also there's a "Canuck" and an "Aussie" method apparently.
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kek, that fucking voice always pops up when I'm trying to watch some Step Mother porn

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That kid thread? I'll start.

>That kid who drew pokemon inflation art who you had to sit next to
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>>38721177
What's inflation art?

>That one kid burned a swastika onto the football field

>That one senior set for a prestigious uni but streaked butt naked on homecoming and got caught by the teachers when he failed to jump the fence, getting rescinded

Didn't feel bad for him because he cheated on tests though
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>>38721177
Okay, you have my attention. Elaborate if this is real
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i don't get this threads, i am supposed to describe how an autistic kid was during childhood or i'm supposed to describe how autistic i was during childhood?


serious question

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Do you still have that condom they handed out at sex ed/std awareness day?
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On valentines day this year in the science building they were throwing out gift bags. I caught mine in mid air; it had a condom, candies, and a pamphlet inside.

Still haven't used the condom, but I keep it on me when I go to things.
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On the first day of college, everyone was given a gift bag with contraceptives, lipstick, and sexual lubricant.

I threw mine out instantly before anybody got the wrong idea.
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>>38721167
My school never did that. I would have jerked off into it that night if they did.

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And tell me what you are up to right now
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Browsing r9k while taking a shit
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Posting in random 4chan threads trying to be nice to anons to take my mind off the fact my girlfriend is a constantly depressed suicidal crying mess and I wish she didn't have mental health problems
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Drinking rum and vodka while sobbing over my failed relationship.
Just normie things.

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im so sick of getting ghosted. i just want a friend ;-; does anyone have discord and want to talk? feel free to post it if u do.
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i would add you beautiful fembot but i do not have discord
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>>38721058
Same. OP get Tox.
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I swear if your that fucking catfisher, jesus man, the picture, the way you type.... reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yandere Thread? How do I find a qt to stalk?
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Do girls like that even exist or are they mythical?
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>>38721000
>tfw no qt to be in a mutually yandere relationship with
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tfw no girl who would tear out all her teeth for me

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Can I play a game that requires a Intel Core i5-3570 while my PC has intel(r) core(tm) 2 quad CPU q8300 2.50GHz 2.50GHZ?
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>>38720982
I have the same specs and just finished Transistor
9/10 would recommend only complaint is that its pretty short
Great gameplay, Story, OST

http://store.steampowered.com/app/237930/Transistor/

Fav song from it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tZHTsRbBOU&ab_channel=Selena
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>>38721169
Might try it.

So I can play it then?
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>>38720982
Really depends on the game. List the game and your other specs

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