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>>38814428
my dad has diabetes

>>38814452
You should have some instant miso soup. It will make you feel better about your dad having diabetes.

>>38814428
I actually own tubs of imported miso paste and make my own dashi. Miso is super comfy and the ultimate robot food.

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>>38814390
>ITT: Robot-Dog breeds

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>lhasa apso
They are literal monk dogs

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eyebrow dog

Being an ugly female is better. Having a vagina makes you desirable. You can get surgery to fix the ugly. If you come out at least 4/10 then you're set for life.

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Male. Even that meme girl with Ed stoltz mask people face could get a penis into her warm cunny

my sister very ugly and had multiple handsome bfs.
she has a fairly good figure though. do you think that can make a huge difference?
like if she had no ass or tits would she still get high quality bfs?

>>38814325
>be elementary
>friends with a girl
>hard time deciding if she was qt or not
>one day
>substitute teacher
>playing with her
>she puts her hand close to my face
>I wag my head back and forth in her palm, like rubbing an itchy nose
>"ack! He licked me!"
>*washes hand*
>think that the teacher won't believe me
>let myself get in trouble

>year 7
>call girl a slut in drama class as a joke during one of those word games
>people think I'm being serious

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>9 years old
>Like an older girl that attended my school, I don't remember how old she was
>Shy robot, even back then
>She played tag with her friends
>I would just go back and forth on the zippy thing while they played
>Never said a word
>Once I tried to go across while a hot goth girl was about to go across
>She tells me "No", grabs my shirt, and pulls me back
>Head brushes against her undeveloped titty
>I was in heaven without even knowing it
>Crush tells me "You're lucky retard"
That's the earliest.

>>38814307
t.buttblasted shitskin
Hahahahah

Type I and Type II are the best.
Type III isn't good, but not a deal breaker.
The rest are shit tier

>>38814328
I very much enjoy my skintone. Just hate my hair.

>>38814261
well, duh. you say this as if its news
i'm too lazy to actually do anything about it though

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Try again, anon. You can do better.

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>>38814261
at least I don't shill underage girls on 4chan

>>38814222
Trips for Tonight.

>implying the gallons of virginal suicide blood wasn't spilled for you

do we see now, the conniving deceit of the fox?
hunt them to extinction

>>38814222
It's okay, I can fuck your fox pussy.

>>38814202
bitch got sum dsl

>>38814202

2011 party people in the house tonight threads were cancerous. Please don't start cancerous 2013 threads too.

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>>38814223
CHASINNGGG RELENTLESSLYYYYY
STILL FIGHTTT AND I DONT KNOW WHYYYYY

>>38814173
Nope, I don't have vagina envy because I have a vagina.

Yes, I have multiple orgasms, each one stronger than the last. Yes, masturbation and sex are incredibly pleasurable. Yes, I basically completely lose my mind every time.

It's wonderful being a girl. You should try it sometime, anon.

Lol having a vagina would be horrible dude you get periods and it's a lot more matinance, i'd rather be a passable tranny than a full on girl desu

Oh and I forgot to mention I have a dick and I have at least 2 orgasms every time I jerk off so yeah guess u might not be jerkin to hot enough porn lol

>>38814137
It's all because of our parents and this degenerate society.

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>>38814137
>see a cute girl or even average girl
>want to die because you'll never be her or any girl like her
I'm so sad, what the fuck is wrong with me? Why did I have to be born male?

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Jeongyeon looked way better with her tomboy hair.

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Just opened up some Wild Turkey 101 and on my second glass now.

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This and an ice ball

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>>38814518
noice, I finished the first 40 a while ago, about done with my second one.

>>38814549
I never enjoyed gin, is gilbey's any good?

>>38814097
What did the pet do to you?

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>>38814097
What's the matter? You're so weak and pathetic, you can't even touch your neighbor, so you wanna take it out on his pet? Piss off, OP.

>neighbor disrespects me
>therefore the next logical step is to injure an animal

Op, you are bother retarded AND a pussy. Go fight your neighbor, bitchboy. Luckily you came to your safespace; your super secret internet boys club, home of the lulz, land of the memes 4CHANNNNN

>>38814042
Seems like a quiz that was made by a 12 year old. I couldn't get through more than a few questions.

>>38814104
14 year old girl would probably be a more precise

>>38814042
This reminds me of those MySpace quizze's I used to take and see people take

>>38814019
the fuck
context via greentext NOW

Is that your sister? Just enjoy her tits bro!

Presumably because you (or whoever her brother is) asked her.

Alternatively, we could become sailors or horse racers. Perhaps even join the mafia or chase a serial killer.

I have a "tulpa"
it's really my shadow, I started talking to it as a friendless kid, now it just talks and sometimes moves on its own, does it count?
I also am planning on dying soon, might as well do some retarded thing before, where would our autism take us?

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>>38814003
>tulpas
>stands

Sorry, but I am a Nen user, a system that actually works and makes sense