ITT: Robot Dog-breeds

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>>38814390
>ITT: Robot-Dog breeds

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>lhasa apso
They are literal monk dogs

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eyebrow dog

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>>38814390
That's a nice WORKING dog you've posted there, Slugger.

>>38814456
NOT A DOG

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lonely japanese dog

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>>38814390
>tfw no dog to breed

>>38814423
I miss mine. They're literally robot dogs, from barking only when talked to, preferred being alone than play time, or hating kids

>>38814818
I'm sorry anon what's their name? Were they a good boy or girl? How long did you have them for?

I am noticing that with this lil guy he didn't bark for two days when I brought him home I was almost concerned by lack of bark. But he barks back at talking or if he forgets my dad is in the home lol

>>38815088

I had him for 16 years. Mostly barked when he needed something like food, go outside, open a door, etc. Otherwise, mostly quiet and chill

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borzos

>>38814423
>They rank 68th (out of 79) in Stanley Coren's The Intelligence of Dogs
>Lhasa Apsos are an independent and intelligent breed
>only 11 breeds are stupider, but hey they're smaaarrt

fucking retarded dogs get a participation trophy apparently

English Bulldogs. Die young, ignore everything you tell them to do and show scorn towards everything except you or food.

>>38814423
They're also one of the closest breeds to wolves. Genetics is weird.

>>ranking intelligence for dogs
wew lad
If you want a "smart dog" get a shepherd or something and then watch its shoulders and hips go to shit due to poor breeding

>>38816886
>your dog can either be stupid or poorly bread, check mate

no, I believe you do not value intelligence in others

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remember when it was inexplicably cool to spend 300 bucks on a robot dog that did fuck all

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I want a doberman pinscher.

>>38817506
I remember getting one of those robot velociraptors or whatever, fucking thing never worked like it did on display. Couldn't even walk properly, piece of shit.
Thankfully that really killed my desire to buy frivolous things I like in the moment but have no real reason for getting.
Did those robodogs even work too?

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>>38814390
A Beagle is the most Neet dog there is, they're small and in kids movies and shit, they cant even fucking compete with a German Shepherd or Greyhound