My neighbor disrespected me. What's a good way to fuck

>>38814097
What did the pet do to you?

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>>38814097
What's the matter? You're so weak and pathetic, you can't even touch your neighbor, so you wanna take it out on his pet? Piss off, OP.

>neighbor disrespects me
>therefore the next logical step is to injure an animal

Op, you are bother retarded AND a pussy. Go fight your neighbor, bitchboy. Luckily you came to your safespace; your super secret internet boys club, home of the lulz, land of the memes 4CHANNNNN

>>38814108
Pets are property, legally you will at most get fined and community service if you kill them and for the neighbor it's like you killed part of their family.

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>>38814097
>filename
That's just a dog with a slice of ham on on its face

>>38814108
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>>38814161
REEEE, fucking normies. Sure the dog doesn't deserve it, but when was this world ever fair?

>>38814291
Yeah but you're just a bitch. Why cant you just beat up your neighbor?

what kind of pet? if it's a dog, soak some meat in antifreeze and then throw the meat over the fence

>>38814291
>when was this world ever fair?
Because why should you take personal responsibility for your actions? Blame everyone in the world for your choices.

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>>38814097
>My neighbor disrespected me

>>38814358
>implying we can't smell the antifreeze
Maybe on dumb breeds but us border collies are smart enough to use the internet. You can't kill us with antifreeze

>>38814329
you think somebody that could would be fishing for ways to kill a dog?
no offense op, and this isn't a moral fag post either. use your head, no one should have to hold your hand through life, sack up faggot

>>38814108
I would kill you in a single punch. You weak fucker. I will annihilate your existence from this reality.

>>38814406
Can I pet you.....

>>38814097
Make his pet love you more than it loves him.

>>38814097
Too proud to show your true face aye

>>38814364
answer the question normie scum, tell me why this dog should be so lucky to live its life where nothing bad ever happens, better people/animals have received worse so why should this dog be so lucky??

>>38814097
Why not be a man and fuck up the neighbour and leave his pet alone you faggot. This is why your dad disappears when you show up to family reunions

>>38814097
/k/ here. Call the ATF and tell them that your neighbor put a stock on his AR pistol. They'll know what to do.

>>38814097
Feed it a ham drenched with hydrogen peroxide, it won't kill the dog but it'll cause him to vomit later and throughout the entire day. My dog ate chocalate once and I had to do this to get the chocalate out her system. If ur neighbors have a nice place and carpet than they're gonna have to clean all that shite up. Gl op.

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>>38815222
Killing someone's pet implies that you're ready to fuck them up too.

>>38814097
You sick fuck i hope this is bait
>In a perfect utopian socitey with dog and man ruling side by side
>shitcunts like you would be dragged from your keyboard by armed police and throroughy beaten on your way to the station
>tied to a chair and bound in an interigation room
>tortured with a German Shepard on a leash biting at you until you own up to your crimes
>carry on even when you own up
>then knock you the fuck out cold.
>Only for you to wake up in the middle of a gladitor ring with your feet cemented solid into the ground
>with spectators calling for your death and dogs howlimg to the shouts of humans
>only for a metal gate to slowly be pulled up
>a wild pack of 4 of the meanest most blood thirsty looking ex dogfighting dogs appear
>the dogs charge at you like a lighting bolt
>every dog gets in on the action and grabs a limb
>anon screams in agony as he slowly has his limbs torn from his body
>the dogs then start biting away at anons chest and tearing off lumps of flesh and devouring them like a hungry viking warrior back from a raid
>the good dogs then start riping out anons intestines like they were stealing sausages from the butchers
>anon still alive moaning like a zombie then has his head bit into by two dogs they bite down and with the power of their jaws leave him looking like Oberyn Martell
>the dogs manage to pick every bone clean and wonder off back to their beds with a full stomach leaving anons body for the vultures
>Tfw all the humans money who paid to watch will be put towards dog shelters and dog charites

Why cant we make this a reality im writing to my local MP to see if she can bring this up in Prime Ministers questions and get it debated in parliment.

Beat the shit out of him, leave the animals out of it. Unless you're too much of a pussy, in thst case you should kill yourself.

>>38814097
>acid attack

that's just a fucking piece of ham you retard

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>>38814097
Guess how I know you aren't white, OP.

>>38815767
Is it because OP is a robot and not some normie?

Might as well shoot his wife and fuck the corpse for all the direct impact and sheer bravado it would take.

This is bait, obviously, but I'll still respond for those dumb enough to actually agree with OP's sentiment.

>>38814097
Don't touch his dog you fucking nigger

>>38816318
call the cops faggit ass bitch

>>38815725
petfags everyone

How about you buy a helium tank for yourself instead you faggot.

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FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE THIS FUCKING THREAD. FUCKING MORALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38814097
put chocolate sauce or nutella on some meat then throw it over the fence dont use actual poison because if you get found out you would probably get in trouble if you used poison but you could claim that you did not know poison was harmful to dogs and you were giving it a treat

>>38814097
>THIS is the state of baitposting in 2017
I'm disappointed

>>38817170
whoops i mention to say you could say the you did not know chocolate was harmful to dogs

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>>38814097
put 4 tabs of acid into some sausage and feed it to the dog

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>>3881572
So quit being a faggot and actually fuck him up. I doubt you're going too though.

>>38815725
>Found the bleeding heart furry teenage girl.

MOOOOODS

>>38814097
Id rather have you kill the human than mess with an animal who didnt so anything, but if you have to cut its head off and place it on his doorstep

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Anon, fuck the pet idea, if you have the balls and resources to fuck up his dog you have more than enough resources to Apple Juice Bomb his place.
>Buy 12 pack of kid's apple juice, SPECIFICALLY the kind that comes in a plastic bottle.
>Buy some yeast extract used for baking or alcohol.
>Open each bottle, add a pinch of yeast in each one, close tightly.
>Wait about a week, sneak over to his place, and strategically place the bombs.
>Inside of light fixtures, in the rear compartments of toilets, in cabinets and drawers he never used or in the back of underwear drawers, under beds, in wall switch panels (there are brands of juice that use bottles that are definitely small enough to fit it those, trust me), behind water heaters, etc.
>Wait about 2 weeks time.
>Watch as parts of his house detonate over the course of a week. Wherever you placed the juice will be decimated.
>Make certain you covered your tracks, and profit as he loses $1,000's in repairs and flips the fuck out.

My niwhgbor disrepescted my honor so now I must kill his pet.

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>>38814198
Placing ham on pet faces

>>38814097
Poison in hush puppies

>>38818435
huh, that is kind of meta

>>38814097
Fight the owner, you fucking coward. Leave the dog out of it.

>>38814291
>my neighbor disrespected me
>I KNOW I'M GOING TO FUCK WITH HIS DOG
kill yourself.
you neighbor has more balls than you do faggot.

>le I'm going to hurt your dog xD

Why can't you just put sugar in his cars gas hole or some shit if you want to do something bad?

>>38815173
be the change you want to see
so, just egg his house and blame it on teenagers or something, but leave the dog alone

>>38814097
Eat all his treats

>>38817466
genius
it works better and doesn't involve animal abuse

>>38818963
man the fuck up nancy, holy shit

>>38818977
>man the fuck up
>manning up requires harming an animal that's done nothing to you
you should probably kill yourself

>>38819000
no I'm sure constructing apple juice bombs that require you to infiltrate their property and leave behind physical evidence is actually a genius. Hey, you'll really get their goat when they have to replace that mailbox.

>>38818977
I'm the Juice Bomb poster and desu I don't give a fuck if OP hurts the animal or not but holy shit you're pathetic anon. You went out of the way to call out one of the few posts that doesn't just straight up say "Animal abuse is bad D:< 1!!1!!!1!1" and instead said it was a positive side affect and tried to make yourself look all macho. Mate, we can't even see you through the computer screen. I don't know who the fuck you are. But calling people out and telling them to man the fuck up over, "Hey this is more affective and won't kill a dog," is just downright retarded man.

>>38819044
your plan is retarded, and if you think "genius, this way you don't hurt a dog" doesn't mean explicitly "animal abuse is bad!!!" then It really sorts a few things out

>>38819027
i'd say blowing up a mailbox is a bit better than attacking a dog.
one is replaceable, the other may get you beaten the shit out of by said neighbor.....actually OP hurt the dog a little i wanna see you get your ass beat, or eaten.

>>38814097
leave the dog alone you mongoloid

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>>38814097
>wahhhh my neighbor talked shit
>I'm too much of a pussy to talk to him myself that I fuck with his dog

What the fuck did he say anyway?

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>>38819105
He talked to me before I had finished my first cup.
Revenge will be mine.

How beta do you have to be to take out your frustration for your neighbor on his pet? What, are you too afraid of him to say anything to his face?

>>38820027
you don't know what type of dog this is, maybe OP is going to take on a police dog or a rottweiler and then you'll look like a total dick

>>38815008
Saitama?

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