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>tfw after shitting
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>there's blood on the toilet paper after you wipe
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>>34038839
You wiped too much and too hard.
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>>34038829
Mah nigga. The 'empty bowels' feel is legit one of the best feelins ever.
> waking up in a summer night thirsty, and drinking something delicious and cold
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>nogf
>tfw still 9/10
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>>34038823
What a fucking QT
I Wish he would fill my anus
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>>34038823
hed look much better with a long beard
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>>34039228
Already tried that bro
orogo
>tfw Chinese
>tfw want cute Japanese waifu
>tfw no Japanese girl would want a Chinese vermin like me, despite being tall and good looking
>tfw my entire family would turn on me because of their vitriolic hate against the Japanese.
Life is suffering...
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>>34038597
Just go to Japan. I've met guys from other Asian countries that had Japanese gfs. A cutie friend of mine even hooked up with a Mongolian once.
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Spartan Elite Ultra Nightmare Dante Must Die Mode: find a qt Nihonjin waifu who is a self-hating Japanese Gommunist Pardy member :DDDDD
Your family would accept her then because she would hate japs as much as they do
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>>34038597
Are you Chinese American or Australian or something? I don't imagine many Chinese people would be this good at English
Do Hong Kongers speak both English and Chinese? I thought 4chan was banned in China because Chinese people can't access google captcha servers or something?
We all want qt jap manko OP we understand your struggle
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MY HEART BEATS LIKE A DRUM LIKE A DRUM
DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM
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>>34038585
I hope your pacemaker dont stop
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NUMA NUMA YEA
NUMA NUMA YEA
NUMA NUMA NUMA YEA
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>>34038585
LALALALALA
IT GOES AROUND THE WORLD
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how do I deal with myself being a closeted gay dude and wanting to have sex with men, especially hot men, but also wanting to be friends with them purely non-sexually because they have the same hobbies like I do or because they're chill, and also wanting to BE them looks-wise and personality-wise
pic not related
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Get a bf
If you like him enough you won't have as much of that primal itch when around other guys, if you're anything like me
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Fuck off to /lgbt/
origami
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>>34038738
Dude, (not op btw) the people on /LGBT/ are HUGE cunts
VVHEN I WAS
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>>34038553
AN EDGELORD
MY FATHER
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RAPED ME
IN THE CITY
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TAUGHT ME
TO FISH
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Does your vote actually count if 7 people from the "electoral college" decide the outcome, no matter what?
I'm not bitter, hilldawg is horrible candidate too, But it just seems undemocratic.
I'm European, so in parliment the majority of the public's vote decides the winner.
What kind of system is it that you have? All this time I thought you had a democracy? But if all your votes are rendered pointless by some "electoral college" institution, then what's the actual point in voting??
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>it's a "moron doesn't understand electoral college" rerun
every 4 years the same thing
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>>34038541
The electoral college votes based on what the people vote. If a state votes republican, the electoral representatives from that state go to the college and vote republican. It's just a system to prevent cities and other dense population states controlling the entire country.
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>>34038541
Our system is "winner take all per state" each state has a value in number of electoral college votes. The candidate must win a simple majority of votes in that state to get all the electoral college votes from that state.
Its a pretty bad system, but it was justified at the beginning of our country. Now there are flimsy reasons to keep it, and flimsy reasons to change it.
who else /vietnam veteran/ here?
how you holding up bros?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBYMluk3R4s
'nam
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I wrote a bachelor thesis on vietnam veterans. Does that count?
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>>34038535
yes of course
thats just like fighting in vietnam
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Give me ONE reason why I should ever sleep again.
I'm done with this bullshit. It's 5:30 now and I feel fine. I'm not gonna waste my time sleeping ever again
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I regularly go several days without sleeping, but good luck never again.
Best I can manage is 4 days before I can't help but fall asleep.
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Being awake is suffering, I wish I could sleep forever.
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Give me ONE reason why I should ever breathe again.
I'm done with this bullshit. It's been 2 minutes now and I feel fine. I'm not gonna waste my time breathing ever again
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DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU ARE GAY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR BOARD
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>>34038443
But what if we're the same as you but just gay? It's not like anybody here is going to get laid, straight or not.
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>>34038660
After careful consideration, I'd still like you to kill yourself. Or vacate over to /lgbt/
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hey guess what?
fuck you not going anywhere
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What are some hobbies that normalfags haven't ruined yet?
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>>34038425
Drawing porn
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>>34038425
>caring about what other people do
That's stupid anon. Just do what you enjoy. But if I had to pick one I would say planting.
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>>34038425
Stealing gas grills from Home Depot and then returning them for store credit.
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ITT: robots that just had sex congratulate each other on their vaginal victories
Just fucked my gf last night. Came in her pussy, and then cuddled with her for an hour afterwards, before falling asleep with her.
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>>34038411
get the fuck out you fucking normie cuck
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>>34038411
Girlfriend is pretty sick right now, so sex isn't going to happen.
Last time we fucked, we learned she REALLY likes being spanked. Went for it doggy style while slapping her ass. She's always been quiet during sex, but every slap got her to produce a moan. Fun times.
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>>34038411
>ITT: robots that just had sex congratulate each other on their vaginal victories
I congratulate myself for being virgin at 38 and still determined to only have sex with my future wife (if any)
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Is this guy attractive?
What the fuck how can a 3/10 land a 7/10 qt?
How the fuck does this shit happen?
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>>34038202
Neither person in this pic is a 7. I don't know what you're talking about.
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she looks slav/"non-white", so low self esteem/lack of green card
there you have it
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>>34038202
She's cross eyed and asymmetric face. At best 5/10 with makeup.
He needs a better haircut.
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>Studying abroad for a year, grades from this university don't matter or affect me
>decide to take a Japanese class for fun because I'm a linguist anyways
>it's going fine but it's really hard, I'm enjoying it but doing poorly because it moves too fast for me (learning hiragana and katakana was something I was really proud of and it's not even that hard)
>bro half-jap teacher leaves and we get cute big-boob 100% japanese middle aged lady with glasses
>have to do a speaking exam and my Japanese is really not that great, I've been struggling a lot lately
>realize "Holy shit, I'm going to have to awkwardly sit in front of my cute teacher while she speaks to me and I awkwardly make a shrugging motion over and over again, until it gets to the end and it's quite obvious to both of us I've failed"
>panic attack
I can't handle this fucking anxiety
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just call her kawaii desuyo
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>not getting gud to impress your big boob sensei
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>>34038183
Where are you studying abroad at anon? Is it a cool country, was studying abroad a worthwhile opportunity
do youwant to be japanese study buddies
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I'm forced to take antabuse every morning but I want to drink. Some alcoholic told me that the effects will go away If you force yourself to drink enough Is this true?
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Have fun feeling like shit.
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>>34038136
Kek that is what you get for being an alcoholic
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>>34038136
just get yourself hooked on a less toxic drug, better then taking that shit