ITT: robots that just had sex congratulate each other on their

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>>34038411
get the fuck out you fucking normie cuck

>>34038411
Girlfriend is pretty sick right now, so sex isn't going to happen.

Last time we fucked, we learned she REALLY likes being spanked. Went for it doggy style while slapping her ass. She's always been quiet during sex, but every slap got her to produce a moan. Fun times.

>>34038411
>ITT: robots that just had sex congratulate each other on their vaginal victories

I congratulate myself for being virgin at 38 and still determined to only have sex with my future wife (if any)

Oh shit, this little minus sign hides threads. That's going to come in handy.

>>34038647
> 40 year old virgin still clinging onto his purity fantasies

Dude, just visit a fucking hooker already.
We are base as fuck, we are monkeys who play dressup and pretend. Sex is no big deal. Love is no big deal. Your soulmate doesn't exist. You will die. Stop wasting your precious time on Earth.

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>>34038411
>she lets him cum in vagina

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my gf says only tyrone can, makes me wear condoms everytime

>>34038773
Everything is as it should be, white boi

>last night
>go eat sushi with gf
>get really drunk at the sushi bar
>come home and smoke a bunch of pot
>fuck her for about an hour
>cum in her pussy
>then we cuddle all night while smoking more pot and watching tv

>>34038411
Nice, my fuck buddy is on her period. Sex planned for friday.

Cumming inside without a condom feels insane sometimes. Other times it's meh. Depends on my mood.

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>>34039994
>he only goes for one round

>>34038411
If you still desire even having sex you aren't a robot. Who the cares about sex. Robots just want the one thing that is impossible, to have a girl genuinely inlove with us.

>>34038411
Reeee it's not fair! My gf after 4 years on the pill says it's making her "depressed" as if girls can ever be, and making me wear condoms again. REEEEEEE

My gf has PSTD from childhood rape and lays like a fish during sex. Feels bad. At least I get to finish inside

>>34040182
suggest nuva ring or IUD

IUD is top tier, you leave it in for like 5 years. your insurance will usually cover it 100% too.

>>34040182
Tell her to get that spermicidal implant.
>>34040154
I can't love chicks because I have intimacy issues. Fuck that brah,
have sex.

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>>34038411
Lucky bastards

>>34040210
>>34040211
>those timestamps

are these posts out of order??

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>I just had sex, let's all gather around and congratulate me!
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed by how absolutely shameless your thread was

>>34040201
That sucks bro, I dated a girl who was abused and raped as a child. Sometimes she'd just like there, sometimes she wanted it really rough and asked me to hurt her and rape her, but sometimes shed freakout and we'd have to stop.

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>>34038411
fget out

>>34040282
Yeah it's the same with her. Most of the time she does nothing during sex, but rarely she gets into it and makes me go rough. But during all times there's about a 1/5 chance she freaks out and starts crying and we have to stop. I honestly wonder if I'm a bad person for asking for sex from her when it can sometimes be painful

>>34040098

periods never stopped me from fucking long term gfs, wtf is wrong with you?

>>34040336
She wasn't actually raped. She just lays there because you have a small penis, you suck at sex, or because you're unattractive.

The days when she cries and says to stop is because Chad fucked her earlier and her pussy is sore.

>>34040336
I'm guessing she's on anti depressants. Some can lower your libido. That could be part of the reason she's not to into sex.

>>34040342
I'm not going to fuck a chick on her period brah that's fucking nasty

>>34040353
Well her father is in prison for raping her and pimping her out so yeah she actually was but nice memes my dude

Had sex with my gf 3 times yesterday. Cowgirl doggy and reverse cowgirl. I loved it because she doesn't like to be on top very often but it's the greatest for me.

>>34040485
I've had this happen but always after the sex. Just talk her down from the panic attack and get her horny again. Had you chick gotten therapy?

>>34040518
Yeah, she did for the longest time, just got back into therapy this month. I've tried to talk her down, but she seems hysterical. She's not the most stable person and I don't want her to feel like I'm forcing myself onto her. Usually she'll just give me a handjob as she doesn't like penetration

>>34040587
Find a new gf bro. It's not your responsibility. Every guy loves a vulnerable chick that they can rescue. Shit doesn't work. If your needs aren't being met then your needs aren't being met.

>>34038411

I remember getting laid once and literally playing that song to myself lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>>34040613
Now hold on, I've been with her for three years. She's a great girl and really my only friend. I wouldn't want to get rid of her just because of sex. It's understandable why she is the way she is.

>>34038411
U came in her pussy good job dumbass now your gonna pay child support

>all these normies with gfs
Seriously get the fuck out

>tfw never understood why people do "rounds" of sex during the night

Why don't you guys just pound the girl for two hours straight in various positions and call it a night? It sounds like a hassle to do short "rounds" every time you can and miss those precious sleep hours

>>34040886
because after you cum you have to take a break. it's difficult to fuck for that long without cumming.

>>34040918
get some viagra dude, taking a break is for faggots

>>34039994
>weed
>alcohol

Enjoy your shit tier drugs normalfag

Arcanine is now normie central: the thread

>>34040713
>she's my only friend

Wew lad, how did you lose all your friends?

>3 years
I don't get codependency like this at all. Like how do you actually want a chick to live with you for that long?

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t-this counts right?
If so, Ive been having sex since yesterday at 3pm.

h-high five?

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>>34038411

What an achievement!


You were never a robot.

And if you are this gleeful for stucking your dick in a semen sock than you truly are nothing more than a man who is driven by his base nature.

Of all the things you could become, you became a non virgin and you are this proud of it.

>>34040886
Because her pussy gets sore and she needs a break.
>>34040918
Sometimes I cum, sometimes she gets sore. I can usually keep fucking after I cum though. I go until the chick is too sore.

>>34041059

>a hipster realdoll

Holy shit anon

Can't decide how I feel about this but congratulations

>>34040713
Dude, I had a gf like that for 3 years and I was just lying to myself just like you are right now. You're not going to be happy, you're always going to wonder how other things feel or how it feels like to have a gf that wants to please you fully. Trust me man.

https://youtu.be/0dQ7iyzSj2k

>potentially getting laid tomorrow night
>always find it hard to cum unless i dont fap for a few days beforehand
>ridiculously horny right now
this is torture