>tfw after shitting

>there's blood on the toilet paper after you wipe

>>34038839
You wiped too much and too hard.

>>34038829
Mah nigga. The 'empty bowels' feel is legit one of the best feelins ever.

> waking up in a summer night thirsty, and drinking something delicious and cold

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>tfw you can hear a shit making its way to the final station, and you wonder if you should stop what you're doing and go take a shit instead

>>34038829
nice thread I upboated it for you

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>>34038829
>tfw cumming in your high school girlfriend who happens to be the captain of the cheerleading squad and prom queen and gave her virginity to you.

>>34038981

... and then you wake up in your basement, sorrounded by peejars, with died cum on your fat, hairy belly.

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>tfw you only lasted 11 days on noshit and won't get your super powers.

tfw i use a shattaf so i dunno this feel