Give me ONE reason why I should ever sleep again. I'm done

I regularly go several days without sleeping, but good luck never again.
Best I can manage is 4 days before I can't help but fall asleep.

Being awake is suffering, I wish I could sleep forever.

Give me ONE reason why I should ever breathe again.

I'm done with this bullshit. It's been 2 minutes now and I feel fine. I'm not gonna waste my time breathing ever again

>>34038466
8 hours of sleep a night boosts your testosterone

Dreams, if they're good.
Also you will go insane if you never sleep
But a little bit of that can feel nice

Because you'll eventually feel like shit.

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>>34038487
>but good luck never again.
seriously what's the worst that can happen

>>34038506
>8 hours of sleep a night boosts your testosterone
that's just another reason I wouldn't want to sleep anon
test is a poison that I need to remove from my body
test is holding me back from being the cute boy I know I can be

>>34038506
>falling for the sex hormone meme
not worth the effort imho
why even bother? just cut those balls off now, no sense in wasting time with that nonsense

>feel incredibly tired
>still can't fall asleep

feels kind of good tripping out whenever I close my eyes though

>>34038466
The body needs sleep for unknown reasons. Some people apparently die if they go too long without sleep. Others just go crazy.

>>34038534
>seriously what's the worst that can happen
you'll fall asleep in an uncomfortable position because your body is so exhausted it simply shuts down and then you wake up with a sore face and imprints of your keyboard on your face that don't go away all day.
i mean have fun trying and all, but getting through the groggy haul that is days 2 and 3 is miserable, after that you kinda brighten up a little, before crashing.

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>>34038517
>Dreams, if they're good.
I have unironically never experienced a dream anon, I don't know why

>Also you will go insane if you never sleep
Oh yeah? Have you gone insane? How do you know?

>>34038518
I feel fine stop telling me how I am supposed to feel

you and fucking doctors in suits think they know everything

>>34038567
>never experienced a dream

You should read up on the uberman Sleep Schedule that's a 20 min nap every 4 hours .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia
how the fuck was this not original

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>>34038613
>You should read up on the uberman Sleep Schedule that's a 20 min nap every 4 hours .

That's twenty minutes of time WASTED every FOUR hours

I don't need it. If you want to waste your time fucking napping every four hours you can but I have stuff to do in my life

>>34038496
This.

Being awake is horrible.

>>34038466
You know, you're also wasting your time posting on /r9k/.

But if you want to do it, go ahead.
The world record has been set by a brit who didn't sleep for 264 hours, or 11 full days.
Most people can't make it past 4 days.

>>34038855
What do you even do after being sleep deprived for a few days? It makes me lose all care and interest about anything.
I've tried it a few times and it makes life completely boring and I just have to throw in the towel and sleep to regain some feelings.

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>>34038855
>Most people can't make it past 4 days.
what happens after four days?

lemme guess, they just "get tired"?
they are all fucking pussies who gave up because they can't handle being a little tired

>>34038903
>what happens after four days?

You lose consciousness from exhausting. After about 14ish days you die.

>>34038567
Everybody dreams, you just don't remember them. You can quite easily learn to dream recall, look it up!

>>34038655

like watch anime? you'd lose sleep over anime?

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>>34039118
>like watch anime? you'd lose sleep over anime?

better than just fucking CLOSING your EYES like a little BITCH

have you ever realized how pathetic and weak you look when you are sleeping?

You will eventually pass out for like 20 hours anyway

>>34038903
Happened to me once, after 5 almost 6 days I just fell asleep without noticing, I swear I was awake and then bam I just woke up from 12 hours of sleeping all of sudden. But sure go ahead and try it yoursel, is fun imo, your brain starts playing tricks with you when you're close to complete exhaustion

>>34039136
this is a whole new level of shit posting, impressive collection of (You)'s you got lad. here's one on the house

>>34039409
>impressive collection of (You)'s you got lad
it's only 28 anon, that's not nearly enough

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I'm starting to get really tired guys

I think I am gonna go to sleep.... s-sorry for disappointing you...