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>tfw you will erase millions of years of your family gene code just because you're pathetic loser.
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>>34044381
have plenty of close relatives to continue the lineage
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I'm a jew so I'm actually preserving humanity by not reproducing.
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>you will end millions of years of suffering by not having children
more movies about being a robot like pic related?
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The last American virgin is a cheesy but good one
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>>34044263
>40 year old virgin
>Taxi Driver
>Drive
>Bleeder (Lenny is more of a robot)
>Inherent Vice
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The Machinist I'd say is a bit robutty
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Why do i keep thinking love is real ? Somebody convince it's not so I stop
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It's real, you must be looking in the wrong places :^)
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true love is a powerful emotion that causes pride and ambition it ignores looks, hygiene, and even smell. seriously though who ever hurt you didn't deserve you.
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love is a concept conjured up by the human mind. Brain chemistry is very real. Guess what , you can replace love with plenty of things
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> heeey anooon... watchalookinatonthecomputer?
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>>34044104
just lookin at our sex tape sis
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>>34044104
Just some beautiful anime girls that will never be real ;_;
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just think
that girl is now 19 years old
feel old yet?
I can't fucking understand it.
Why are girls so evil?
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pussy ---> power ---> evil
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>>34044076
Well explained Anon. +1
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>>34044061
Their reproductive strategy is different than ours. They're evil now, because they're young and hot. But they'll be 10x more miserable than we will in 30 years time, when they're crones.
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Name one reason why being a homosexual is a plus in this shithole? Fags are disgusting, there is no reason to be one.
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>>34044039
Checkmate homos.
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it's the same type of attentionposting as ""fem""bot threads, ignore and hide all fagthreads
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>>34044039
faggots literally on suicide watch
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Stop watching anime!
I noticed something recently. When I used to watch anime all the time I was always ignored by everyone and never got attention from girls.
About a year ago I took a break, I just got bored of it. Suddenly I started getting attention from both sexes. I started getting compliments and even got invited to a party. But two moths ago something happened and I went back to watching anime.
Right away it goes back to how it was. All friends that I got stopped talking to me. The weird part is they all watch anime. So now that we have something to talk about, but don't want to talk and pretend I'm not here.
So stop watching anime guys! It's making you a robot.
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>>34044012
I don't watch anime in the first place. Still robot.
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Is this bait ?
Or did you find this from plebbit like nofap
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>>34044012
>When I used to watch anime all the time I was always ignored by everyone and never got attention from girls.
Think maybe it was because you were a cringy autist who ran with his arms behind him?
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>no fap day 2
>getting boners thinking about fucking men
What the fuck? I'm not even gay.
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>day 45
>still erections are like 30% hard
>no morning wood still
>still no sex drive
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>Day 13
>Boners feel like diamond
>Walking around with a semi pretty much all day
>Hard to concentrate
>Just feel horny constantly
Amazing stuff desu
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>he hasn't accepted that nofap is a huge meme
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Want to make your faps more interesting?
1. get a sheet of bubble rap that has a texture you want (I prefer larger bubbles)
2. cut out a piece and roll it into a cylinder, leaving enough room in the middle for your dick (you may want to overestimate a little since girth can be hard to eyeball)
3. tape the seam from end-to-end so the ends aren't loose
4. lube up and have fun
If you do it right it can feel surprisingly realistic, especially if you put it between something.
I like to put it between two pillows and simulate cowgirl position.
post your own ideas/designs if you have them
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here's mine for reference
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>>34043935
>Want to make your faps more interesting?
>1. get a sheet of bubble rap that has a texture you want (I prefer larger bubbles)
>2. cut out a piece and roll it into a cylinder, leaving enough room in the middle for your dick (you may want to overestimate a little since girth can be hard to eyeball)
>3. tape the seam from end-to-end so the ends aren't loose
>4. lube up and have fun
>If you do it right it can feel surprisingly realistic, especially if you put it between something.
>I like to put it between two pillows and simulate cowgirl position.
>post your own ideas/designs if you have them
Just buy a fucking sextoy
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>>34044399
>Just buy a fucking sextoy
but that costs money
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Found live ammo in my closet. If dubs I'll hammer a nail into one.
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>>34043934
Rolling.
Oriigigigjdndyebbx
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>>34043934
put one in the microwave with a spinning plate and stand in front of it, so its like Russian roulette 2.0
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>>34043934
Plz stream, Kek wills it!
A nigger name Tom
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Life of a Black Robot
A nigger name Tom
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>Hey, La-Sha can we go on a date?
>No anon, I like thugs who hit me, rape, and get me pregnant then leaves me, but after that when I am 35, with 5 kids then, yes I will date you.
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You really need to get off /r9k/, man, stop letting these bitter assholes pollute your mind. Black males have the easiest time getting laid, just get out there.
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>>34044060
>Black males have the easiest time getting laid, just get out there.
t. /pol/ memester
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>>34044060
Not all of us. Black women don't care about all the "Lame nigga". It seems like you got to go to jail before you even talk to one.
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We are the oppressed and mistreated people. The literal bottom of society. Isn't it a perfect condition for new religion to spread? In fact early christianity was very popular among lower classes of society. The beggars, slaves, prostitutes. We replaced them. We need a new christ
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>>34043890
its called the return of christ brah, not long now.
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>Not worshiping kek as the one true god
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>>34043890
Thiscan signify either the return of Christ or the rise of Kekism.
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>texting with girl for a week
>she asks what I'm studying
>"engineering"
>immediately stops texting
Two days since she texted me. Fuck this gay world, I will be a virgin forever.
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Ha, she probably thought she could use you for homework help if you were in a similar study
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programmers and engineers are AUTISM
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>>34043862
smart girl. what's her number?
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I just don't understand the concept of beeing a robot. It is so unbelievably easy to dress well (it doesn't even have to be expensive) in these days. You go on youtube and printerest and you find within 30 seconds styling guides. What i experienced from this board is that most of you guys build yourself a cage you don't want to escape. You always complain about the easy normie life (Chad life also) and that your life is unfair and depressing. Every single person would have your current state if they lived like you. Wasting time and accieve nothing. And in most cases it is your fault. The thing about that is that it is not so hard to change it. I bet most of you realized it long ago but you expect that some miracles will happen if you wait long enough (its pathetic). I just fuking can't understand why you don't try to improve your situation. You rather sit in this board, watch sometimes disturbing/nasty stuff than having a happy life, finding love/passion/enjoinment/etc..
Living the normie life isn't such aburd dream for most of you. I esteem you are in your 30's -40's (20's like me ) and it is never too late for improvement. Literally thousands of guides are in the web that would make your life so much easier if you just follow them and invest your money in it and not in games, anime-stuff.
I browse this board for 4 months, I rarely comment but i noticed that this board is just there to increase your unhappiness. This will be my first and last thread. I will read the comments for a few hours maybee and then never come back.
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mental illness- being a robot is similar to being a hobo
hobos are either drug addicts or have mental illnesses
robots are internet, porn and vidya addicts and a lot of them have mental illnesses- and thus, don't function as expected
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>>34043807
>It is so unbelievably easy to dress well
being a snazzy dresser doesn't fix autism
>I just fuking can't understand why you don't try to improve your situation
because fixing that situation would require a lot more than buying some new shirts, cockgoggles.
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>>34043807
I'm still ugly, short, and autistic though.
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The "I cant get a gf because im short" is a meme 2017-01-10 06:48:14 Post No.34043778
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The "I cant get a gf because im short" is a meme
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Just talked to this girl and she said the guy just needs to be taller than her. So if you arent a midget youre good and stop making excuses
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>>34043778
not true, all women want a man who is at least 20cm taller than her so he can intimidate other beta cucks to make them stay away from his gf
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Plus, she was asking me to rate girls and etc so i asked her her opinions on some guys. I showed her hot guys and she said they werent hot. bottom line is taste differs and you can for sure get a gf if you keep trying
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>>34043778
>Just talked to this girl and she said the guy just needs to be taller than her. So if you arent a midget youre good and stop making excuses
And then her boyfriend is 6'2".
Seen/heard it a million times.