>texting with girl for a week >she asks what I'm studying

Ha, she probably thought she could use you for homework help if you were in a similar study

programmers and engineers are AUTISM

>>34043862
smart girl. what's her number?

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>>34043922
>>34043951
Please tell me I didn't fuck up with engineering... what's wrong with it?

>>34044497

It's a good degree but you will never, ever get laid until you're in your 30s and all the women are worn out from riding Chad and Tyrone cock for a decade and want a provider to raise them and their kids. Even then she'll never do half the things for you that she would for Chad and Tyrone, and you better believe a younger Chad or Tyrone could get her panties off in 5 minutes if they showed her interest.

>s.t.e.m.
>sex
Choose one

>>34044497
It's autistic

>>34043922
most engineers and programmers i've met are normies, some are chads. the autistic robot ones are rare.

>>34043862
If you want da pussi you gotta be a bio, med, psych or business major. You probably won't get a good job but at least you get laid.

>>34044497
You didn't fuck up at all. In fact you should be proud of it (unless it takes part in some shit uni).
Most women would consider that a pro for you, I dont know what the fuck is wrong with the certain roastie

>>34044497
>>34043922
What are you fags talking about, engineering is Chad tier
Or does it depend on the what kind of engineering? I study mechanical engineering and it's full of Chads and when girls ask me what I study they react impressed and just positive

literally any of the sciences, besides computer science, impresses chicks.

>>34044701
The 60k a year you get for being in research science doesn't though.

>>34044701
>computer science
>science
>computers
Pick 1

Being an engineering student myself, here is the average profile of all the engineering student I have ever met (chads and tyrones are among ALL of the above categories)
>Electrical Engineer
cyborgs with some occasions of robots
>Mechanical Engineer
chads
>Civil Engineer
normies and chads
>Chemical Engineer
normies
>Bio-related Engineer
normies
>Applied Phusics/Mathematics/Programming
normies some sperglords
>Material Engineer
chads
>Aerospace Engineer
normies
>Industrial Engineer
chads

Nevertheless, these are top-tier studies and even the dumbest fucktoy will give you some credit for them

>>34044743
>He doesnt know about theoretical side of CS

Kys

>>34044630
For your money

>>34043862
She'll text you back in about five years with the end goal of stealing your money.

>I will be a virgin forever.

So?

>>34044813
Maybe I go to a shit school, but engineers always wear hoodies, tell dirty jokes, laugh under their breath, and generally look like filthy school boys.

>>34044813
What about IT? I'm doing engi with IT

>>34043862
What really happened:

>she asks what im studying
>"engineering"
>she expects me to follow up and say something more but instead I sperg out in my insecurity and wait for her to say something
>because women like men to steer the conversation and Im an insecure beta I'll be a virgin forever

You fucked up

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>>34043862
You should have lied and said Finance

>>34045063
it impresses even less than CS. they'll think you're a smelly WoW playing, mountain dew drinking, doritos eating basement dweller.
which you likely are.

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>>34043862
>be me, engineering student
>TA for some computer science class for business majors
>filled with Chads and Stacy sluts who quite literally don't even know how to copy and paste
>because of the Stacies I make sure to dress fly as fuck every day and look good
>retard alarm going off all class
>teaching a student how to click and drag the mouse in order to select multiple objects
>one of my students asks what I'm studying
>tell her my major in my fake deep voice
>she literally bits her lip and giggles goes "ooooohhh"
>mfw I see her at a party when the semester was completely over (don't want conflict of interest)
>mfw I scored some tail

Engineering at a good school is truly the master race.

>>34044887
I go to the best university in Greece and probably the Balkans in general

>>34044813
Can confirm most all of these after being an engineer and hanging out with mostly engineers for all four years of college. Particularly Mech E's since that was my major. 90% of the conversations I overheard in my classes were either about partying or cars.

I would change one thing though, Industrial engineers are stacies. I don't think I ever met a male Industrial Engineer.

>>34044743
That's the name of the field fucking ignoramus.
It's poorly named, granted because CS is essentially a mix of mathematics and electrical engineering branches that have spun off, but it's still the name.

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>>34043922
>>34043951
>>34044551
>>34044591
>>34044596
>>34044616
Right

>>34044618
>>34044630
>>34044701
>>34045463
Sad, lying STEM cucks.

Sorry but this
>tell her my major in my fake deep voice
>she literally bits her lip and giggles goes "ooooohhh"
sounds like it's straight out of a fedora copypasta. Lmao

>>34043922
my gf likes my autism

>>34046739
>lawyer
Chances are you'll be stuck working doing paperwork at a lawyers office for a decade making next to nothing
>Doctor
Already being replaced by doctors poached from India and other shitty countries
>Businessmen
Working 9 to 5 in an office cubicle hoping sucking the boss off enough to get given any real money making opportunities

Everything there is a bad choice, unless you're Jewish or something.

>>34046815
>Engineer
Literally all of what you described x50

>>34046850
Pretty much all of them are the same unless you have connections, or live in/move to a place that needs people in that field desperately.

>>34044616
>medicine
>not a good job
Where?

>>34046815
>Doctor
>Already being replaced by doctors poached from India and other shitty countries
I'm 2 years away from finishing my degree and have never met Dr Pajeet replacing anyone. Medicine is kind of immune to all the bullshit in todays job market. Guaranteed job, great pay and good opportunities to climb the ladder. Would recommend.

>>34043862
It's cruel. I'm pavloving into defense style now when people ask me about my studies. I'm double degreeing in physics and electrical engineering. People just start looking as if I'm from a different world. That on it's turn freaks me out..

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>>34043862
DO not worry, after she hit 30, she will realize that time wrecked her and chads are no longer interested in her because they have plenty of 20yo girls.

She will realize that she is not making enough to survive with her son because Jamal left them.

She will find you, beta cuck that is polite and will not argue no matter what + makes nice money.

Just wait

>>34047104
I suppose it depends on the country.