>tfw all I want is to be powerful and dominant
>tfw normies definition of a powerful man is someone who is socially skilled, popular and gets laid often
>those are generally the most respected males
>tfw I could kill anyone if I wanted to
>tfw vastly more intelligent than others
>tfw put me in any survival scenario and I will come on top
>tfw in this world and with this world's rules nobody will accept my superiority
>tfw my greatest weakness, getting people to like you, is the most valued and powerful thing in our society
I just want everyone to die. I can do the best when I'm alone. I'm not a team player. And I'm forced to accept that this world only values the one thing I'm the least capable of. I swear I wish everyone around me would die a slow painful death. My worth shouldn't be determined by the opinion of worthless pieces of meat called people who decided getting laid a lot makes you the alpha male.
>>34051373
Then why don't you go ahead and fuck off, lone wolf?
Do you need the validation of betas or something?
So if you want to be dominant, why do you let the normies call the shots? Like who are they to decide who is dominant?
>>34051373
i cant find a picture with enough fedoras to reply to OP with
A time wizard sends you back to when you were in highschool. You retain all your memories from those years, but nothing from beyond your final year there.
What do you do differently?
I guess I'd do my homework and not drop out?
I dunno other than that High School was pretty much a high point in my life. I had friends, I had a gf, I was getting laid. I guess I could have stuck it out for my senior year but I dropped out because I wasn't on track to graduate.
>>34051359
Guess I'd have to stop 9/11 somehow
>>34051359
Get out as soon as possible
Learn how to do something creative
Be nicer to people
how do i get the balls to start talking to her? my oneitis is in several of my classes, and I always see her near me. im always about to say something, but then i J U S T can't
fucking help me, a week ago i made a goal to just say hi to her and i couldnt get it
>>34051354
Treat her as if you were talking to one of your guy friends, dude. It's not that hard.
>>34051354
ask her to do something fun and exciting. Maybe an escape the room
You will never grow any more balls than your young spry self has.
Work on yourself, become celibate (it's better to do so voluntarily), get a body pillow, anything to get your mind off roasties
>comment on an active thread
>thread dies
Am I a reject among rejects?
I guess that answers my question
>>34051349
DONT DIE THREAD
arijasdjpasd
>>34051447
>>34051349
now with some (you)s
TFW no tumblr gf who's not overweight
I want to impregnate that woman at least five times.
>>34051366
she's a dyke though... and that's a wig
>>34051978
how do you know that's a wig
>be me
>new semester in college
>walk into first class
>end up sitting next to 8/10
>havent fapped in a while because of busy schedule, so it is incredibly hard to concentrate
>five minutes in, she stands up and adjusts her pants
>9/10
>fuck man, I cant take it
>I begin tapping my foot to try and destract myself
>we exchange glances several times
>she looks at me. I glance back and she looks away
>this game goes on sparsely but continues for an hour
>I can't stop thinking about her ass. my dick is going to explode
>she looks over at me and I try to pretend I don't see her doing it
>she reaches over puts her hand on my leg
>i look at her
>"Um, can you please stop tapping?"
>Oh. Yeah, sure.
>class ends and she walks out with her buttocks gloriously shifting to her walk
>mfw
>>34051225
>I begin tapping my foot to try and destract myself
I used to do that too in similar situations. I wonder if it's like some primal built-in masturbation deterrent
If she wasn't interested in you, she wouldn't have touched you before asking.
Invite her out to go to a fun activity together.
>>34051225
>>34051281
It's literally a sign for "I am an autist and incredible aroused"
Most people will bob their leg up and down periodically if they have no attention span but nobody fucking taps their foot or bobs their leg for a full class period
My constant desire to fuck a woman is insane. It's unbearable
>>34051180
>tfw don't even want sex anymore
>just want everything that comes with a relationship (good and bad), and companionship
just kidnap one, keep her locked inside, and use her for sex
how the fuck did you not think to do that yourself? no wonder you have no girl, you're stupid
>>34051180
I know exactly how you feel. I devour every girl I see with my eyes, they must feel the desperation seeping from my every pore.
urp...Anon, you've turned me into such a *burp* pig.
>>34051085
she's got smol boobies
>>34051085
>tfw no original belly gf
>>34051085
Oh god. Anon, don't you dare rub this *uuuurrrp* thing or I'll be begging for muuurrrrp-more in minutes!
who /Daisy/ here?
>>34051020
>tfw will never have a 5-head gf with large teeth for cracking shellfish
>>34051020
>tfw no xenomorph gf
>>34051040
>ywn watch daisy Ridley eat shellfish
>Anon, come hop into the bath with us!
What do?
What would you do if women like this actually existed in real life?
>>34050933
I would probably avoid them.
>>34050945
Why? Is it because the bath is full?
>>34051063
I avoid women in general.
>I locked me out of my apartment. Can I stay with you for the night?
>>34050840
Sure I have a couch in my apartment, you can sleep on that while I play vidya in my room.
>hello zookeeper?
>yeah it's loose again
ok but im locking the fridge!
>"Ey femanon u like wat u see yeh? ;)"
wat do?
>>34050788
ew he looks like he has a <80 IQ
I look for smart bfs not muscle dummies
>>34051242
>looks like low iq
weeeeew lad
>>34051242
'muscle dummies' are better at sex
which is what all you females want... desu
So backpage escorts is shut down how the fuck am i supposed to get laid now?
>>34050775
grindr because you're a FAGGOT
>>34050824
fucking savage burn
>>34050824
No i am not i am a lonely man its not fair.
>tfw canadian
>depressed because of it
How do I get out of here?
>>34050551
A FUCKING LEAF
cant wait for the day of rake
>>34050551
>true north strong and free
yeah right, more like new sweden
>>34050551
are you a paki, indian or chinese or somalian......?
>tfw you didn't get to prove yourself worthy of being a man by going to war
Just fuck my life up.
..You're welcome to join a war any time you want. There are several to choose from.
>>34051151
>hurr hurr just go to any random shithole where you don't know anybody, don't speak the language, don't even know the full details of the conflict, don't even have the training or equipment to fight dur durr
Give me your address and I'll have you fighting a war in 24 hours. Hope you like balloon rides