>I locked me out of my apartment. Can I stay with you

>>34050840
Sure I have a couch in my apartment, you can sleep on that while I play vidya in my room.

>hello zookeeper?
>yeah it's loose again

ok but im locking the fridge!

>>34050840
>closes door
>locks it
>pushes cabinet in front of door

>>34050840
Thicc

Of course you can.

I'd be really nervous because I can't tell if it's meant to be a tiger or zebra pattern, it looks kind of orange, but I can't tell if it is just her skin tone showing through stretched white fabric, and I have a zebra mask that I would want to make a joke with but that would only work if it was a zebra pattern.

>>34050840
>I locked me
I think you mean "I locked myself" CUNT

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can we make this /thicc/

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>>34051272
Hopefully

Also I do not have source and I would give my firstborn for it

>>34050840
>>34051272
>>34051656
These women are fat
not thicc

>>34051272
I was just about to say "inb4 pointless comment arguing about about fat vs. thick/thicc as if they aren't completely arbitrary and subjective terms"

But then:
>>34051677

Besides, thicc is a meme word anyways. It almost always references women around the size of that pic related.

>>34050840
sure you can take a seat on my face

>>34051272
hnnnng

can literally feel my test rising looking at her

>>34051656
Source for that pic? Pretty sure that's Ruka Tensho

>>34050840
thicc
>>34051272
can't really tell from this angle
>>34051656
fat

>>34050895
AHAHAHA funny douchebag.

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>>34051656
Aaah chubby tie-ups are awesome

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um-hmmm take your time.

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Choco Thiccness

>>34050840
That is a coal burner if ever I've seen one. Absolutely not.

>>34051677
my gf is 260lb she my fat bitch and i hope she gives birth to my first born. i think we made a baby christmas night

>>34052866
I'm envious.

>>34052668
Jesus look at the size of those nipples

>>34053140
>christmas night
>be sleeping on the couch at gf parents house
>430AM
>gf comes down
>we chat for a while
>pants come off
>shes laying on her side
>get in hard and start pumping
>rub her clit
>shes cumming
>i cum deep inside
>so deep she isnt leaking

she's been having morning sickness lately :D

>>34053278
>having sex

Fucking normies get the fuck out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34053278
> gf


REEEEEEEEE!!! OUT,OUT!

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>>34051272
Of courshe! Thicc is the best.

>>34051656
i don't normally like fat girls but that belly is delicious

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>>34050840
S-sure, there's snacks i-in the fridge, the couch is a-all yours.

>>34053367
Das it mane!


Oregano commento

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>>34053278
Who was the orgasm, and was it synchronized?

Just curious to see how it would feel to creampie.

>>34053278
Damn, you guys ready for a kid?

>>34055131
we've came at the same time before, sometimes she cums more than once and i usually cum whenever I cum, sometimes before she does. I don't know who came first that day, but i make sure she cums.

>>34055173
If you wait till you're ready you'll never ever have kids. just make sure you have the right person to have them with.

Yes! But no food until have you.

>>34055257
I mean like...can you feed and clothe the kid? Cmon anon you gotta decide with these thing

>>34055469
>can you feed and clothe the kid?
You seriously asking this?

Clothing kids is the easiest thing in the fucking world, everyone gives you clothes because they have tons from their kids and they outgrow clothes pretty fast

Feeding them is more costly but fairly simple, and if I couldn't afford it for some reason the state will help. We have stable lives we just don't have a joint stable life. I am in the middle of some major life changes now so if she is pregnant she will have to be with the kid for a couple of years before she can travel to europe and see me with the kid.

You got one life to live anon dont sit around planning shit, you gotta do it now.

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>>34055544
orinigalio

>>34053367
>>34051272
This is obese, not thicc

Learn the difference

>stutter out "girls are icky bicky"
>screeches like autistic man child and locks the door.
I hate company