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How do i get into philosophy ? 2017-01-11 06:57:00 Post No.34068275
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How do i get into philosophy ?
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not as a career but more as a hobby
>book recommendations ?
>do you have to be very smart?
>wat do ?
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should i have gone to /lit/ ?
sorry originalio no mute
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That would have been possible in the beginning of the 20th century in Europe: just hang out in some famous bourgeois caffes, get to know important persons who will fund you to write a book or to have you around being witty.
Now, you have to go to college to meet the right people.
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It's a giant waste of time and will lead to nothing but having to talk to other people who read philosophy which is mostly terrible.
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Shit tier majors thread.
Ancient Greek
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English. Aka what I'm currently doing.
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>>34068267
I feel like this pic makes it look worse than it really is.
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>>34068267
Music Studies
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Brother, I hunger so desperately for oats that I hate.
My trotters no longer support my immense girth; I have become trapped here amongst the hay, immobilised by the consequences of my own gluttony.
How sweet the oats once seemed, how readily I ingested vast quantities of them. Now the oats are bitter - bitter reminders of happier days. Days when I was young and immature, Brother. Days when morality and temperance vanished like spectres in the presence of the siren call of hedonism.
I became intoxicated by the oats, brother. Mindlessly, I allowed these wicked temptations to erode that which made me a pig as intended by the Almighty; transforming me into little more than an immobile sentience fit only for the violent perversions of man.
Can we turn back the hands of time? Will I ever be able to undo what I have done, what I have become? Or, Brother, have I been ensnared in a trap? I was baited in by pleasure, Brother, and now I feel the door has shut behind me. Uncaring to the lessons I have learned, the invisible hand of fate moves against me.
Oh, Brother. I must never eat the oats again, but my stomach feels now so empty knowing once the feeling of pounds of oats.
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>>34068166
I feel the same way, brother.
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>>34068166 (Czech'd)
I don't feel the same way, brother.
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>>34068166
Oh dearest sibling, thine pain will soon be over. Let me endeth your life. Let me endeth your suffering. I can feel thou suffereth. Come hither brother.
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Does anybody want a slave?
>will do your housework
>dress me any way you like
>will remain mute if you wish
>will allow myself to be drugged or raped
>you may modify my body as you see fit (castration, branding, tattoos, piercings, hair styling/removal, etc.)
>you may also kill me as long as I am properly sedated
>will live on minimal food
>will live in closet/shed/box/cage as long as it is warm
I only ask that you live alone and keep my existence a secret from everyone, otherwise I will be your loyal human property
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>>34068132
only if you are hot enough to become my sexual slave
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that sounds awesome but I can't do it right now
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Is this the thread where I buy a slave girlfriend (girl)? Which fembot here /loyalfuckslave/?
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Who else /cannotattendtheirdreamschool/ here? Feels very bad man
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>having expectations in life
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE
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I dont have the grades nor money to make it in.I learned to live it i have military plans anyway
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>Not going to a top tier state uni, balling out with a 4.0 than going to a top tier selective grad school
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Why haven't you shaved your head and started wearing sunglasses yet, /r9k/?
You'll be swimming in pussy in no time.
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>>34068061
Because my hair is fabulous, desu~
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Because I'm not in DALE
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>>34068061
Because I have bumps on the crown of my head, I have a nose too crooked for any type of glasses to be worn comfortably, and my lack of social wherewithal and emotional control would still cripple me no matter how I look.
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I'm about eat this whole pie
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>>34068050
I'm so allergic to that shit.......
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>>34068062
You're allergic to nuts? You should have been aborted then
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bro
i recognize that pie, see those at walmart in the freezer section
i buy those motherfuckers all the time
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>tfw legitimately smart but lazy
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>tfw legitimately retarded and lazy
i am so fucked desu
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>>34068041
tfw asexual but sexy
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>tfw smart but socially retarded
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Why are normies so fucking stupid?
>be me 26 kissless virgin, living with parents, working in the family business
>uncle has a birthday party
>invites shitton of guests
>as soon as we arrive I found a room and playing vidya on my laptop
>spend all the time in the room
>after 5 hours I was hungry as hell but decided to man the fuck up and stay in the room because of the "look who decided to show up reaction"
>after 10 hours at night we finally go home with m family good riddance
>uncle and mom are mad as fuck
>"anon we invited because of you many girls, and you didn't even show up!!! What the hell were you thinking! We told them that you are a handsome guy without a gf, they agreed to come just because of you and you went to a room like a retard!
>"this is not a way how you can behave to your uncle anon. You are not a child anymore so we can't punish you, but your salary is going to get lowered in the next 3 months
so basically I will be a wageslave just because I didn't attend a fucking party what the hell
I hate normies so fucking much
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>>34067858
jesus christ anon, what the fuck is wrong with your family?
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>>34067858
>You are not a child anymore so we can't punish you, but your salary is going to get lowered in the next 3 months
Sounds like some roastie logic right there.
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>>34067891
They are the biggest normies on the world.
I don't know what even was I supposed to do wth those "girls"
jeez
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Is my dad fucking retarded? 2017-01-11 06:29:56 Post No.34067799
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Is my dad fucking retarded?
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2017-01-11 06:29:56
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>Keeps buying me shit clothes
>Refuses to give me the money instead to buy my own shit
>Can't even sell the shit he gives me because it's so fucking ugly
>Gets mad when I don't wear the clothes he gets me
>Have to waste my savings on getting decent clothes
Pic related, the shoes he got me
Anyone else have stupid parents?
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Those are worse than autism shoes
How does a pair of shoes like that even enter the market
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>>34067799
He thinks you have shit taste or you may just spend the money on drugs. And you can stop being a baby back bitch and just ask him you faggot.
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>>34067799
Same anon ive been wearing the same 2 pairs of JAYS for a year plus now
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Cmon, let's dance!
*unsheathes steak knife*
This is my last hurrah!
*quickly dances towards you*
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>>34067769
Yare yare daze. Guess I'll go. You sure you wanna do this?
*sips crisp refreshing Pepsi*
Don't say I didn't warn you. I won't hold back, you hear?
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>>34068014
shut the fuck up permavirgin lmafoaoo
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>>34068024
*rolls towards you*
I'll be your challenger.
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So after developing the NEET lifestyle I've been jerking off 10+ times per day. I've always done that a lot whenever I am alone but recently I began doing this thing I call "doujin-style". Basically, it's kind of the opposite of edging. You cum and instead of letting it go you proceed to jerk off, cum again, rinse repeat until your dick stops responding completely. Usually it takes about 4-6 consecutive orgasms in a span of an hour before both the dick and balls get completely numb and start receding into the body. Each consecutive orgasm is better than the last one too, probably due to the physical strain.
With that in mind, I want to ask you robots. Does anyone do the same thing (all I hear about is edging) and if you do, did any of you try using viagra to extend the experience?
What are the possible side effects given the fact that I, thanks fucking god, I don't have any sort of erectile dysfunction or anything like that?
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>>34067708
considering you're on r9k, the side effects you'll get aren't that relevant to you.
but these are some of them:
-dehydration
-if you're edging or cut too often you get a certain stingy pain in your bottom
-you slowly develop death grip, which basically means you overstimulate your penis because it's used to getting touched. your nerves become slowly numb
-possible erectile dysfunction
-your testosterone levels can be imbalanced since you're cumming so much
-sex won't be enjoyable because your penis won't be sensitive enough
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Jesus Christ anon why would you want to jack off until your dick is dead?
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>>34067708
I do the same thing. I also edge too, but I do this more. It's a great feeling to keep pushing yourself and your dick to the limits of how much it can cum. Like the last cum before I just can't get it up anymore is a strange mix of pleasure and pain, but damn does it orgasm and spasm hard.
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anybody want a fat autistic bf?
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>>34067591
youre so not sexually appealing.
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>>34067710
Ok I'll put you down as a 'no'
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>>34067710
you are very mean
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women without macromastia are literal subhumans
prove me wrong
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>>34067557
guess im right
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>>34067557
>tfw no gf with tits this big
why even live
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>>34067557
Yes but finding and marrying one is a daunting task. There is no statistical place someone with mega boobs would be at other than a specialty bra store.
You just can't go looking for women at an undwear store.
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making it before that other faggot does
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Homo's and animefags OUT.
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>>34067418
I'm sick of William's """"remix"""" of Sitting on the Dock of the Bay.
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>>34067418
>tfw there are homos in this thread