anybody want a fat autistic bf?

>>34067591
youre so not sexually appealing.

>>34067710
Ok I'll put you down as a 'no'

>>34067710
you are very mean

>>34067591
Post cock and belly and I will access

>>34067937
no tyre kickers

>>34067591
is the belly hairy?
>>34067937
>access

>>34067591
I had a fat autistic bf once. It was good for a while but then he decided I was cheating on him (I wasn't) and that basically ruined everything

>>34068278
so get a new one

>>34068308
And go through the same bullshit again? No thanks.

>>34067958
I'm not a tire kicker!! I'm seriously contemplating investing my precious time and energy!!!

>>34068490
I'm not posting my willy, or my belly, I'm not a slut.

>>34068571
p-please, it's an important part of the decision making process~ ;w;

>>34068278
>he decided I was cheating on him (I wasn't) and that basically ruined everything
How so ?

>>34067591
>tfw actually find this guy attractive (apart from the mullet)

am I a meme?

>>34067591
anyone want an asexual bf?

>select around the street sign
>street sign is a circle

i need a 4chan pass

>>34068639
>am I a meme?
Depends whenever you're a girl, girl(male) or a male

>>34068715
what about a male(girl)?

>>34068733
>male(girl)
eww.

>>34068747
>eww
mean

>>34067591
post feet please OP

>>34068598
>p-please, it's an important part of the decision making process~ ;w;
I don't want someone that shallow, you don't see me asking YOU for pics do you?

>>34067591
>anybody want a fat autistic bf?
no

>>34069112
>post feet please OP
this

>tfw no fat autistic bf

>>34067591
who is this ugIy cunt?

i'll give that a 7.9

>>34073018
>i'll give that a 7.9
huh?

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Would you be willing to powerlift and go bear mode?

Can you grow a full beard?

Are you nice and like cuddling?

>>34073066
>Would you be willing to powerlift and go bear mode?
maybe
>Can you grow a full beard?
not really
>Are you nice and like cuddling?
yes

>>34073018
how about you suck my 7.9

>>34072988
some cunt

>>34067591
>anybody want a fat autistic bf?
...no?
why would anyone want that?

>>34067591
Do you have a fat autistic dick?

Are you willing to use it on me vigorously?

>>34073798
>why would anyone want that?
loneliness

>>34074019
>Do you have a fat autistic dick?
>fat
eh, it's not thin
>>34074019
>Are you willing to use it on me vigorously?
ye

I had a fat, mean, autistic bf and I actually really loved him for some reason

>>34074096
I'm nice not mean :)

>>34067591
I am the skinnyfat autistic bf...material.

>>34074152
you should talk to me i'm lonely XD

>>34074213
>you should talk to me i'm lonely XD
I feel like you're mocking me but I'm not sure

>>34074248
trust me, im not

>>34074265
Do you actually want to talk to me?

>>34067591
How tall are ya senpai?

>>34074305
>How tall are ya senpai?
5'9

>>34074304
yes
iwasmutedfor2secondsfornotbeingoriginalomg

no fuck off you dumb ugly autistic cunt who thinks he's special. FUCK OFF

>>34074343
>yes
do you have skype? I have a throwaway email [email protected]

>>34074382
yeah what's your skype username?

>>34074419
I don't want to say it publicly, email the throwaway and I'll add you

>>34074437
okay I just emailed you from my throwaway lol

>>34067591
>anybody want a fat autistic bf?
literally nobody

Post autistic penis?

>>34075195
>Post autistic penis?
I'm not a slutty boy!

>>34075211
Be a confidant man!

>>34075243
I am confident in my choice to remain pure!

>>34075266
Look heres the deal

before I slip and slide on your banana peel

I got a lot of autistic friends. But the difference between a friend and a boyfriend is that you fuck and share other intimacies with them.

I need to know what I am getting into. I have a strict size limit.

>>34075344
>I have a strict size limit.
how strict? give me the parameters

>>34075344
hes not trying to be 4chans boyfriend XD

>>34075344
stop trying to corrupt him

>>34067591
postt butt slutt

>>34067591
post balls please

>>34067591
>anybody want a fat autistic bf?
does he want a fat austic gf?

>>34075417
Nothing larger than 5.5 inches is going in me.

I dont want to be loose.

need to be atleast 3 inches long or we are wasting time.

Also no taller than 6foot. I dont want to be crushed in my sleep.

>>34076459
>Nothing larger than 5.5 inches is going in me.
what if I don't put all of it in?

>>34077595
If you are ok with that for the rest of your life, then fine.

But I would probably put a blocker on you until i trusted you.

>>34077920
>If you are ok with that for the rest of your life, then fine
i am

>>34078110
That means mouth too btw.

I also cant cook. My cleaning is ok. I have a good job and am in decent shape.

What are your qualifications

>>34078353
>What are your qualifications
I can cook

that's it

>>34078414
Cook what?

>>34078471
>Cook what?
I made gemistas the other day, I also cook a lot of curries, pasta dishes, casseroles and can do a decent roast dinner.

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>>34073798
>why would anyone want that

h-haha right?

>>34078772
>h-haha right?
the fat autistic bf is there for the taking anon

>>34075344
fuck this bitch, he's mine

kill yourself you fat fucking retard

>>34068681
Yes pls be my asexual bf.