Cmon, let's dance! *unsheathes steak knife* This is my last

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>>34067769
Yare yare daze. Guess I'll go. You sure you wanna do this?
*sips crisp refreshing Pepsi*
Don't say I didn't warn you. I won't hold back, you hear?

>>34068014
shut the fuck up permavirgin lmafoaoo

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>>34068024
*rolls towards you*
I'll be your challenger.

>>34068442
now this is a spicy meme

Your next line is "this will be easier than smothering an infant!"

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>>34068442
My first thought upon seeing this image is that I want to missle dropkick her, am I a bad person?

do you think your dog would protect you with a knife if it could

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>>34068442

*leaps over your head*

Very well... so be it.

*does the splits*

But I'll have you know that I've been training!

>>34067769
>>34068014
>Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
>Anata wa oishikatta

>>34069045
>tfw she will never give you a handjob