/britfeel/

Homo's and animefags OUT.

>>34067418
I'm sick of William's """"remix"""" of Sitting on the Dock of the Bay.

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>>34067418
>tfw there are homos in this thread

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>make an embarrasing spoiler error in the last thread
>close it in shame and wait for the new thread

>>34067453
>>34067443
nothing wrong with a bit of cock now and then

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Seriously, how many of you fuckers are dating another britfeeler?

I swear there's at least 3 couples here

Where's my cute boy who is willing to sit on my face!!! Ree

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>>34067443
Homos sure. No to the anime remark
Also post waifus

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>>34067443
>he doesn't know how to use apostrophes

>>34067264
i'd wash it [/spoilre]with my mouth[/spoiler]

>>34067466
I don't date anyone here.

plus robots probably make terrible boyfriends

>A-a-a-anon can we watch some of my an-anime and spoon?
>P-please ignore my mummy!

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Posting again due to new thread
pls don't get angry

How did your day go, anons? What did you get up to?
Hope you enjoyed whatever you did and to my fellow slaves, we're over the hump now!

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>>34067507
why anon oh why

>>34067466
I'm right here~

Original

>>34067466
Hi there

disclaimer: not very cute

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>>34067477
I don't know how to feel about my matress. I don't feel springs anymore, but I can't get the memory foam bit to work. Is it because I lie on my side, or because I'm underweight

>>34067507
Just do fuck you ;^), you dipshit

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seriously lads, why the fuck do I have a mole in my belly button, it hurts everytime I try wash inside my belly button cause its sort of dangling

I also have a mole on my penis but you shall not be having pics of that yet

FUN drinking game - take a shot of water every 2-4 hours to stay healthy and hydrated

>>34067418

Why is /britfeel/ like Heroin?

2 years ago I came here to talk about job centre appointments with fellow NEETs, and it was a comfy place that I looked forward to visiting in the evenings. Now I spend 14 hours a day here and hate almost every moment.

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>>34067443
this

fur friends can stay however

>>34067587
It is truly awful these days.

Oregano.

>>34067455
that's what I do If I fuck up massively in a thread, I either close it or wait for more posts to come in so my post is off screen

>>34067587
I left for a few months because of a certain person shitting up the thread and normie fuckfaces encouraging him

Been nice since I came back though. Be better when the anime prison faggots fuck off, but they're tolerable, for now,.

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>>34067571
no

originaliobumbaclot

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>usually buy pizzas from sainsburys
>lad on here told me to check out iceland
>bought my nugs and pizzas from there
>everything tastes awful and doesnt cook properly

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU BRITFEEL

>>34067517
Sorted out a lot of debts I owe, haven't cleared any but just set up the payment plans to sort it out. For some reason one of the debts has dropped by about 150quid which I didnt tell them about but im not complaining.

>>34067700

Make your own anon

>>34067700
Which pizza did you buy?

>>34067700
I told you not to get iceland. They're really salty and taste like arse

>>34067700
>his mummy doesn't make her own pizza from scratch
you're missing out

>>34067731
I usually buy the quid fifteen ones from sainsburys which are really good, decided to buy icelands alternative which was a quid.

Absolutely horrible.

Also the chicken nuggys that I got from there dont crisp up like the ones from sainsburys do. They go all wet and stick to the tray.

why is everyone in england so obsessed with clubbing? or is it just like that in my city. i cant stand the culture here. fuck football too.

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>>34067477
>tfw you're waifu will never beat you up for being a faggot

>>34067764
I remember asking you about which nugs and pizza you bought form Sainsburtys

I mightg have also mentioned in tbhe same topic about some Iceland pizzas I love

However, there are 2 types

You have Iceland brand in the white box, and you have "Ultra Thin Wood Fired" which are in a dark bix

One of those is literally the worst piece of shit I've ever had. The other is one of the only supermarket pizzas I've ever liked

Which did you get?

>>34067771
Nothing else to do on the weekend. Most people live entirely for the weekend laddo, work through the week to burn money on friday and saturday.

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>>34067792
I got one of the wood fired ones which was horrible and 6 of the other ones which are horrible.

Both horrible, you lied too me lado. You lied.

>>34067771
Lost my best friends to clubbing

Apparently not wanting to go into town and go clubbing on my 21st birthday is a massive fucking insult to them, worthy of never speaking to me again.

Charming

>>34067819
Should just stay inside and shoot up heroin lad, much better.

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>>34067654
>Be better when the anime prison faggots fuck off, but they're tolerable, for now,.

We need Malik Obama to make britfeel great again

>>34067814
I've been lied to about pizzas

I swear people are taking the piss when they say the Asda deli counter ones are good. I've tried them 6 times and every time the sauce has been like water, and cheese was plastic, and the bread was tasteless

I share your pain of misleading Italian cuisine

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>>34067477

Almost died in traffic on the way home

Made me say "wew lad" IRL tbqh

>>34067771
I don't know

I've gone lots of times in the past and I think only rock nights at the right places are good
everything else is shit

>>34067796
>Nothing else to do on the weekend.

not going to lie, there isnt much else but there could be, its just that anything else wouldent get revenue because people are not interested in much else due to our culture.

also, this is kind od what i hate about england. people working shitty jobs, and then wasting all there money on drinking and drugs. i dont mean to judge but i personally cant stand it. but yeah, people do pretty much live for the week end.

>>34067875
it's almost as if we have a very stagnant culture that needs to be fixed

>>34067855
>asda deli
I used to work there and the qt black gurl that worked the counter would make me calzones with anything I wanted on them and mark them as reduced to a quid and give it too me at the end of the day.

Id never buy them otherwise.

>>34067912
>qt black gurl giving you cheap food.
you trying to make me jealous lad?

Bought some black primer and a Kharn the Betrayer miniature. Gonna get back into 40K again lads god save my sould

>>34067700
Get the frozen pepperoni ones from lidl mate

>>34067771
Dunno I used to do it myself when I worked in a wageslave shop.
Still went to clubs every friday night for years but it was a small, smelly, booze on the floor "alt" night.
When my friends I used to go with started going to Popworld instead because they wanted to pull I lost interest

>>34067819
>they wouldent speak to me because i wouldent go clubbing for my birthday

fuck em. they are not worth being friends with. i dont mind going clubbing on one offs, its more just the way its all anyone does. but yeah, you're not alone, a few of my friends feel the same way about going into town and such. wish there was an open library or something open of the weekend where people gathered to socialize.

>>34067861
yeah, i agree. it can be alright if its a decent club. in my city, its really shitty clubs with remixed chart music, and people on drugs. there was a point where i was going to town most week ends, and i got completely bored of it. i dont know what the appeal is with it. for me, it gets boring after like 2 hours of dancing. people also stay out way too late and go into town way too late.

>>34067857
What happened? Almost get run over?

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>>34067934
Sorry anon.

I think she was just being nice to me, she'd often say how good looking I was but I'd just stutter if I replied, think she was trying to boost my confidence but it didnt work. I am white too desu

>>34067991
She wanted to dominate you. You should have tried it out

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>>34067477
eating a turkey stir fry I made with leftovers from me ol mumsie

I'm not sure why but the stuff I make with leftovers tastes better than stuff I cook fresh, I guess you can't really go wrong if you add a jar and fry everything together

>>34067904
yeah, i think it does.

>>34067962
i understand. its been like this for years desu, especially among working class people. i can see why people go. as people have said, its the culture, and its a way to let lose when people have been working all week. i have noticed people normally stop going when they move in with a girl

>>34067991
I bet you're very good looking. She sounds nice actually.

>>34068064
I think it all started around the 60s where hedonism among the working class started to increase along with credit cards and stuff

what we have nowadays is just a nasty mutation of that

>new Bailey Jay video
>It's ANOTHER fucking fap video

Someone please film it being fucked in the arse by a male for like 25 minutes straight, already. Good grief

>>34068112
Her stuff is pretty terrible. It's always jack off or her fucking someone. Always bland

anyone drink flavoured tea? bought some "vanilla chai" in tesco but I had no idea what to look for, any reccomendations?

>>34068085
>what we have nowadays is just a nasty mutation of that

I agree. What used to be affordable and just a way to explore more hedonistic tastes has left behind the affordability and the reasons behind it and turned into a weekly ritual of excess and escapism.

>My life is shitty because I work 50-60 hours and even then can only just afford to live, not progress. So I will drown my sorrows under the guise of "blowing off steam"

It's a kick to the nuts and I can kind of understand it, because before I was neet I worked 60-70 hours a week and could only just afford to live. Then I look at my dad, or even my granddad, who left school and raised a family on a 40hr a week job that required no qualifications and even paid their mortgages and had cars. I had none of that.

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>>34067477
>tfw all your waifu's figures are so rare they're not on sale anywhere
>The only one that is for sale is her posing with the penis that cucked her

>>34068112
>>34068139
Bailey's married, all you're ever gonna get now is softcore.

>>34068182
>It's a kick to the nuts and I can kind of understand it, because before I was neet I worked 60-70 hours a week and could only just afford to live. Then I look at my dad, or even my granddad, who left school and raised a family on a 40hr a week job that required no qualifications and even paid their mortgages and had cars. I had none of that.

thatchers fault that mate, she fucked over the working class. its annoying, i know your pain. i have to now compete with everyone else if i want to earn a reasonable wage because thatcher believed that there is not such thing as community.

>people go clubbing to escape from their shit life

too true

>>34067981

Nah I accidentally pulled out when someone was turning across my path, sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug.

>>34068252
There was a recent one of her fucking some male pornstar

It's annoying because she's deliciously thicc now and I want to see someone smashing themselves against her thicc arse

tapering off benzos at the moment, have been for a while. got some kratom in the mail to ease my anxiety on some days, its always useful but its also fucking disgusting. shame it got made illegal because it really isnt that bad and is now hard to obtain. its in some ways easier to buy hard drugs instead

anyone got stories of getting clean of benzos? specifically relating to anxiety. i tried cold turkey a few times but was on far too high a dose and so it felt like i was walking through a nightmare

Anyone affected by the winds today?
I could hardly breathe on my way to catch the train to work, then a small tree fell in front of the train and the conductor and driver had to get out and pull it off the tracks, top lads.

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>>34067477
Why not.

>>34067449
I have never heard this and I hope I never do.

>>34067700
Anyone get the Pizza Express ones? They're a bit more expensive but they're very nice.

>>34068315

Currently trying to cut down from 2mg/day, what dose are you taking?

>>34067700
>Only one pizza place within walking distance
>Their pizzas are greasy as fuck
>They still charge an arm and a leg

reeee, I just want a half decent peperoni pizza that doesn't cost me 15 fucking quid

>>34068343
It got a bit windy last night and I heard a big bang around 3am last night, but apart from that the news around here is the vomiting bug going around.

Anyone else shit themselves when they get a friend request on Normiebook. I check it every now and then and like once every sixth months I'll get one. I already have all the people that I ever talk to on it so I never know why they're adding me.

>>34067443
I agree with anime fags out
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34067700
do you get the ones they cook instore from sainsburys?

theyre amazing, sometimes i get the massive one for like 4 pibbly punds

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>>34067418
Good lad

>>34067587
>Came here when i was unemployed
>Over 2 years later now
>First thing I do when I get home
>My main social contact

>>34068469
i deleted my normiebook a few years ago. i didnt see the point in it. i hated people tagging me in photos too.

>>34068469
Probably just spambots anon. Unless you know them. I just ignore everything on normiebook. "Meme culture" has ruined the site and memes for me. Fuck normies.

>>34067449
It's fucking awful and is needless desecration of a classic to sell cunty coffee machines

>>34068505
I occasionally get invites to things on it so it helps me maintain at least a slight bit of social contact. Only really check it once a week or so.

>>34068518
They're usually people I spoke to like once months ago but remember nothing about.

>>34068546
>I occasionally get invites to things on it so it helps me maintain at least a slight bit of social contact

makes sense. i have thought about making one again for that but my close friends just sort out stuff with me on skype, and my normie friends dont do anything but go clubbing.

>Going to uni for masters in september
>Worked out that I will have approx 5 pounds per week for food

fucking lol

>>34068491
>4 pibbly punds

not rich lad, jesus fucking christ, stick to the quid fifteen ones theyre yummy for my tummy

>>34068419
i started taking valium regularly in mid 2015, got up to 40mg +/- 10 every day. i'm down to feeling fine with 10mg and i'm roughly following the ashton method. 1mg per fortnight. think i'm lucky to realize how bad the addiction can be before ending up as someone who had a real 5, 10 year long usage...

Also valium for you or other type? how long?

>>34068469
a guy added and poked me because we have the same last name, he messaged me on facebook about it i just said "th-thanks y-you too"

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>>34067517
>>34067352
i went on paint and it was better but still a bit jittery,i'll have a try again tonight when i get back from work
>>34067477
1 waifu as requested

>>34068606
>tfw never look at the price of anything i buy

>>34068605
christ man. looks like it's plain white aldi rice every day for you. i can get by just fine on 15 per week, going to 20 fills out my diet perfect, but 5 quid is savagery

>just saw my uncle on midlands today lads greeting princess ann at his workplace

Anyone here ever been on TV?

>>34068605
>masters
What subject lad?

ORIGINAL COMMENT

>>34068617

Xanax, around 6 months of intermittent usage. 2mg is too high to support daily usage, so want to get back down to 0.5-1mg/day.

I tried valium for a while, was just a weaker version of xannies for slightly less.

>>34068605
buy carrots, onions garlics, tomato sauce whizz it all up and cook with pasta, cost about a 1quid each meal desu and tastes good.

better with garlic bread and cheese though

>>34068593
Yeah. I sometimes get shit invites to clubs or whatever but I normally just think up an excuse. Luckily none of them are huge into that but I don't mind an odd house party or pub trip. Any excuse to drink I guess.

>>34067443
Other boards exist for these things,
Any of you avatar fags can go fuck yourselves, especially Jun since he's gay as well. This is an anonymous image board. Not for people who want accounts.
>/reddit/

>still no hot water

I've been washing myself out of a bucket for a week lads

How can life go so wrong

>>34068662
I've been in crowd shots at festivals before. Thats about it.

>>34068695
sorry not tomato sauce but chopped tomatos, am sorry senapi desu

Give other robots tips for life:

Never buy a burger in a kebab shop, pizza in a chicken shop, kebab in a burger shop etc. as it'll always be shit. Stick to what they do best.

Never go to the same place too often, the staff will take it as permission to start conversations and "try to get to know you".

Hair clippers are 30 quid and will last you years if not decades, it'll save you tons of money and you won't have to deal with the stress of going to a barbers.

>>34068662
I was in the news of the world when I was about 7 or something. my family were on page 3. inb4 tits

Some creepy fucker took a picture of us paddling on the beach and made a big deal about it because there was reports of a great white shark.

as if a great white would come into 2 feet of water to eat a skinny 7 year old.

considering giving some fat bird on adultwork 70 bongs for a cheeky handy also want her to nurse me

>>34068710
talk to your landlord laddo, a baby boy shouldnt be without his hotty botty water>>34068662

>>34068725
should you get chicken burgers from chicken places or burger places

>>34068716
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>>34068736
I was on live TV when the Olympic flame came to town.

>>34068654
Give me money you spoiled rich twat

>>34068736
>tits

>>34068761
Mine was live too. Was just me stood there drinking a can of Thathers with my dad.

>>34068725
Bullshit my kebab shop does banging burgers you fat cunt

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>>34068662
>1997
>primary school
>am 6
>bbc 1 news comes to my school to do a report
>at the end of the day when waiting for mummy to pick me up i see the tv camera filming us leaving the class
>poke my head out and make a stupid face while waving goodbye too them
>watch report with mummy and daddy later hoping im in
>gets to the end of the report still not there
>suddenly closing shot
>its my big fat face and blonde hair waving goodbye
>reporters laugh and comment how cute i am
>am the star of the show
>mummy very pleased and keeps vhs for future watchings

>>34068762
i genuinely should, i have far too much money because of my parents and the government

i dont even spend it

>>34068813
But you won't you tight prick

>>34068725
>Hair clippers are 30 quid and will last you years if not decades,

Getting there. My hair is receeding (i think) so I can do this

Whilst I have hair though, I feel an obligation to keep it somewhat length.

Even though the barbers is the most stressful experience of my life.

>>34068725

IMO:

> shower, deodorant and body spray, every day.

> make sure your ears are clean too

> you are loved, you might not know it, but you are

>>34068662
My house was in the background of an episode of Coronation Street in 2004.

>>34068654
>>34068762
i don't buy stuff i don't need. i look at the price, and grimace, but i need it anyway. i mean, it's not like i'm not going to buy a bag of braeburns if it's 1.50 like usual or on offer at 79p.

>>34068725
>30 quid clippers
cant get better ones for cheaper on amazon, just sort by reviews. had them for 3 years now and not busted once.

>>34068844
Why would you clean your ears when earwax tastes so nice?

>>34068662
I was on local japanese TV once when they walked into my hostel looking for gaijin to interview, I was one of the guys in the background eating a fried egg sandwich while they interviewed one of the Canadians

I was in the frame for 3 seconds so I think that counts

>>34068834
>I'm a bald cunt now so I don't go barbers but I went to one and the faggot had dreadlocks, drank Bulmers and sang along to kiss 100 whilst he cut my hair

Couldn't fucking believe it

>>34068844
also buy cheapo nose and ear clippers so never have to deal with them as you get old

>>34068725
>>34068834
>>34068861
>clippers
I have a pony tail several feet long

>>34068725
>Never buy a burger in a kebab shop, pizza in a chicken shop, kebab in a burger shop etc. as it'll always be shit
>buys pizzas from the fish shop

>>34068844
> shower, deodorant and body spray, every day.
don't forget brushing teeth, that's more important than the others combines

>>34068662
I've been on tv twice but never actually got to see myself on tv.

>When I was about 8 I got my picture shown on one of those kids tv shows birthday sections, by the time I ran into the living room as my grandmother called me they'd moved on

>When I was 13 I was in the stands at a football game being filmed for tv and my family saw me, some shitty no name team though so no record of it

>>34068862
Not him but if i lie on my left side my ear stops working because of a waxy buildup.

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>have wonky bottom set of teeth
>never really thought about it
>friend asks me how i chipped my teeth
>never chipped them
>realise its because theyre wonky
>now self concious about bottom teeth
>thinking of shaving them down to a uniformed shape with a nail brush

>>34068662
Could see me waving a union jack flag in the crowd when the olympic flame came through my town and a reporter came to our after school club when I was in primary school and took a picture of me and another kid playing snooker.

>>34068710
Hope you get that shit sorted lad. Went about 2 and a half weeks without hot water or heating in November when we had that cold spell when my boiler packed up. Fuckers kept messing me around saying someone might call me or might come out but never did. They only came around next day when I phoned them having a right go

>>34068932
I was on German TV once in a news program shot over a bridge in Munich. Never saw it though

>>34068961
>>thinking of shaving them down to a uniformed shape with a nail brush
that sounds like a really bad idea honestly, you will expose the underlying layer and it might start decaying

>>34068961
>tfw parents never cared about taking you to the dentist or getting you braces
>20 and have crooked teeth both along the top and bottom
why did they do this to me?

>>34068947
get em flushed laddo, i did that and i dont regret it

also did it myself

>get water bottle
>leave lid on
>smash a pen through the top
>fill water bottle with hot water from kettle
>put in fridge
>let it cool down so its warm but not gunna burn me
>put head on side and pour it in

was weird as it flushes out into your mouth, kinda messed up my hearing for a week but now theyre fine

if i went to a doctors it probably wouldnt have fucked them up but i still recommend getting them flushed. here's the video I used

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQu8nY3CXIw

>>34068725
>Hair clippers are 30 quid and will last you years if not decades, it'll save you tons of money and you won't have to deal with the stress of going to a barbers.

THIS times a million
Do not worry and tell yourself "I can't cut hair", all you need is two mirrors. Give it a few haircuts and you'll be good, and you can tailor it exactly how you want it. It might be my hairtype (girls want to touch it [no i dont have an afro and i'm not black]) but I get compliments on my hair a lot.

t. hitler youth/shaved sides pioneer of the early '10s before fucking everyone was doing it

If you want girls to touch your hair grow it long enough so they can plait it

>>34068756
Chicken place, after all the main ingredient is chicken. My local chicken place does orgasmic chicken fillet burgers, way better than KFC and cheaper too.

>>34068924

Yep, and to add to my list:

> if you can smell your BO, it's noticeable to others around you.

>>34068725
>Never go to the same place too often, the staff will take it as permission to start conversations and "try to get to know you".
Worked out for me, based turkish guy piles on the doner for me now.

>>34068924
>don't forget brushing teeth, that's more important than the others combines
This isn't enough, good to chew gum once or twice a day.

Work with so many people who don't do this and you can always tell, it doesn't smell atrocious but its unpleasant

Had my gyno surgery today lads

Now i'm stuck indoors doing nout
I;m in Poland and I forgot to buy food, bloody starving. Nearest tesco is a 10 minute walk.

>>34069075
THIS

bossman gives me deals now cause of this always end up saving 3quid

>>34068781
I find that hard to believe but I'll give you the benifit of the doubt. I got a burger from my local kebab shop once and they just cooked a frozen lidl one and put it on a shitty bun.

>>34068998
I'm the same. As long as my teeth are clean i'm fine, i kind of embrace it.

>>34069075
Exactly. You'd be amazed what you can get if you strike up a convo with the bossmen

>>34069107
Theres a few kebab places that do good burgers where I live but the majority do what yours does

>order chicken filltet burger
>end up with birds eye bullshit

>>34068998
>>34069110
You can deliberately dribble on people you don't like, and have an excuse for it

>>34068893
And I bet it looks fucking awful, cut it you tist

>>34068662
Me gesturing towards away fans at Anfield

>>34069075
my friend used to go to the local kebab shop so often that got a free pizza off bossman

>>34069107
Na mate local turks have fresh succulent large beef burgers and once off that grill with a toasty bun, perfecto

>>34068813
Gib shekels pls, I can post my paypal email

>>34069142
>>34069122
>>34069101
based bossman

>>34069142
In my uni days I got into a fight in the local chicken shop. Bossmen threw the other prick.out even tho I started it

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>finally get to level 100 on overwatch
>suddenly all my games are shit as im against a bunch of try hards

was a fun game while it lasted i guess

>>34069191
what a legend, I hope you bought something after

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>>34069191
>>34069142
>>34069171
>>34069101

>Watches Chicken Connoisseur once.
>"bossman"

>>34068662
keep watching the news lad, i'll be on it one day

>>34069224
Fuck yes, although I was in there 3-4 times a week back then so I guess it made business sense to let me stay
Plus the other guy was wearing a snapback and a tank top

>>34069191
Rubbish. University students don't get into fights, they're too posh for that.

>>34068903
Fish and chip shops are run by the saltiest fucking cunts in the world these days.

>Me and a friend go in to buy some cod and chips, I don't want any though
>My friend makes his order and I stand back as in "I'm not here to buy I'm just waiting for my friend"
>Cashier snarkily asks what I want
>Say nothing
>Him and the two cooks are just miserable cunts the whole time
>My friend finally gets his food like 20 minutes later and we leave

>>34069232
New words spring up from anywhere dickhead

>>34069256
>says rubbish
>calls other people posh

what did he mean by this?

I'm on the TV every weekend. When I'm drunk I'll sleep anywhere!

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>life is turning out horrible
>living in my flat alone
>now every night i bust out my old worn out childhood teddy and hug him tight before i go to sleep
>sometimes talk too him in bed and give him hugs that would kill a normal mortal

I never knew that we had so many TV stars on britfeel.

>>34069256
They do when booze and chicken and beak is involved

>>34069232

sum bare fuckin wastemen in deze end n ting
act big man but get fucked when the beef starts senpai

nigga im out imma hit this fat blunttt and get lit ya bam

>>34069075
this.
if its not a big chain and is local you can make yuge deals. the only vinyl shop in my town give me random discounts, i picked out 40 quids worth of vinyl and went to the cashier and the lad just asked for 20 quid because i went there every couple weeks and he exchanged a couple of lines of conversation with me when i did.

>>34069281
That was the joke. THanks for pointing it out.

>>34069309
>ironic moistposting

>>34069307
Beak?

>>34069309
That cheeky senpai ruined your flow there a little bit didn't it famalam?

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>>34069303
were very famous people desu, mummy says i could be a movie star

>>34069356
Melts are everywhere nowadays innit senpai

>Met some guy in an incest thread on r9k
>start talking to him off 4chan
>it's going well, it's kinda hot being able to talk to some random guy about it
>now it's moved on to him basically trying to cuck me with my mom in the chat

it went 0-100 really fucking quick

>>34069368
Coke, Charlie etc

>>34069297
>sometimes talk too him in bed and give him hugs that would kill a normal mortal

hardest hug i ever gave was to my mum after i came home from uni knowing i was failing and going to drop out. i cracked her rib. felt it snap and all. fuckin hell ... pretty hilarious looking back on it.

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hello anons

can aj have your attention pls?

o-ok thanks

do someone know where stanley is?

>>34069406
Almost heartwarming, but then, not.

>>34068961
You'll destroy your teeth by exposing the dentine.

>>34069297
>Got given a teddy as a child
>Hugged it like I saw other kids hugging theirs but never got any comfort from it
>Only now do I realise I've been an emtionally stunted little edgelord since I was a toddler

Still don't have strong feelings for anyone, not even when I had a gf and we were together for 2 years and got on great. Dunno what's wrong with me.

>>34069415
stanley who? little frogo

>>34069406
>tardstrength

tardwranglers incoming

>>34068725

Never go into a room you can't get out of

>>34069429
ACCRINGTON STANLEY? WHO'RE THEY?

>>34069382
Does he know that incest is about fucking your own family, not other peoples?

Silly boy

>>34069446
quality post right there la

>>34069356
ahaha u droppin dem bars again fuckin dickhead

>>34069369
how tf it changin my words raassss
anyway fuck have a tidy one my fuckin honory negros lmfaooo

>>34069462
You, rasclaat! Pimms', all round!

>>34069462
>unironically mixing american in there

Does anyone here visit /heem/ on /sp/ for MMA? I think this is the best quality general on this website, and /heem/ is the worst. It's quite a dichotomy... thanks to everylad who posts here to be honest, you're all class acts (at heart)

>>34069451
I assume he does but he goes off sometimes saying "imagine your mom riding my big american cock" ruins it every time

>>34069479
/trans/ is the best general of all time on any website ever la

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
boipoochee? p u c c i, poo chee?

my willy is really hard again lads

>>34069479
Too homoerotic for me tbqhwyfds

>>34069495
fuck football.
its been that way since i brought in a sick note to P.E. class every week mate

Good You count tonight.

Put some work in for a slightly higher count, and achieved a modest amount. Some gags in today's threads have hit their peak.

Thank you.

>>34069523
Slap that silly willy lad!

>>34069523
It's gangrenous. Amputate it immediately.

>>34069488
Time to drop that fat yank

>>34069533
Quite welcome fine sir

>>34069529
>unironically hating the greatest sport ever invented and england's best export

>>34069523
you dont want that. stick it between your pants and your belly until it goes away

>>34069554
Exactly football is what this country runs on

>>34069554
Football is for faggots and apes, anything is better than kicking a ball around a field.

>>34069554
not him. meh, i hate football because of how obsessed the country is with it. if only people cared this much about things that mattered.

>>34069578
Says the one who was always picked last in primary school

>>34069570
I'm just rubbing it through my shorts

it's never done this before, what's happening?

>>34069592
>implying football isnt the only thing that truly matters

>>34069592
People care about it because its an escape from what really matters>>34069598

>>34069601
stop it, you'll summon the devil you fucking mad man!

>>34069598
We could actually choose our sports unlike your state school. I chose archery and mountain skills.

>>34069608
Fuck Luton town

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>no longer getting asked for ID

h-heh f-finally, wh-who needs that hassle r-right guys?

>>34069626
>faggery and poofter skills

>>34069616
yeah, same reason why the country is so obsessed with clubbing. tbf, its normally only working class people because we dont really matter, we are just the scapegoats for the middle class to blame all of their problems on.

what absolute bellend uses a hammer at 8pm, i'm trying to chill out and fall asleep before i go to work tomorrow. fucking terraced houses

>>34069626
Those are not sports they are activities chosen to signpost the fact that you're a cunt

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>>34069429
stanley phillips, god over r9k

>>34069644
old ass nigga
originalio

Any of you lads play an instrument?
I want to pick one up but I have no idea where to start and don't want to go to lessons so it has to be relatively easy to learn at home. Are guitar or piano the best ones to pick?

>>34069654
And yet they hate themselves in a way we never will

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>>34069663
looks foriegn, no thanks

give me cara anyday desu

>>34069644

> 25
always getting id'd, even get id'd for headache tablets occasionally

now just puff weed cause my dealer don't do age verification

fucking take me now jesus

>>34069654
Is it? Might have been true in the nineties but now nightclubs are closing down left right and centre.

>>34069644
>31
>still getting the old ID hassle

Good feel

>>34069667
i-im only 24 lado ;_;

>>34069671
i play your mum's snatch mate

>>34069661
I had a great time ticking off all of the tallest peaks in the country, archery was a was of relaxing after a hard day of study.

We also did rowing across several lakes as many of these mountains had great jumping spots.

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>>34069297
>>34069425
>all alone now emotionally
>probably going to kill myself soon
>every night trying to go to sleep, in my head I talk to the last girl I was close to (and regret not telling her about my feelings)
>just remember little fun and comfy times at school together, we always sat with each other, had dinner together and talked after school, just about dumb shit but the time together is what mattered to me
>tell myself that she never loved me, that she humoured me, that she only ever felt sorry for me
>cry, because I'm forcing myself to shutdown and stop myself from saying her name or remembering her fondly, lock that shit away because it doesn't matter any more
>cry myself to sleep at 4am
>wake up at 7 and pretend that everything's fine to my parents
Every day.

>>34069714
Your mum plays my banjo string

>>34069699
really? maybe its just like that in your city but pretty much every brit i talk to is obsessed with clubbing.

>>34069554
It's not an export, quite the opposite. Fans pay enormous amounts to import foreign shitskins from jungle slums.

>>34069644
>get asked for ID half the time and half the time not at random
fuckin hell. i should shave my head so they can see my hairline. then there'd be none of this bullshit.

worst part? if i dont shave and my "beard" grows it's incredibly patchy and ridiculous looking (neck beard shit on a skinny guy, imagine) so they assume i'm a 15 year old who's beard hasn't filled in, the reality of it is that it's all i will ever have. very sobering.

>>34069671
I can play piano and violin, would like to take up a third instrument at some point.

>>34069715
>tall peaks
>england

come back when youve climbed everest you poof

i played football, rugby and american football at school like youre meant to

Got pretty good at running toward the end of last year but stopped because of xmas holiday. Just started again now; not really affected my time but fuck it nearly killed me t b h lads.

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Wow, would you look at that? It's me craving a relationship that will never ever happen

>>34069660
>7pm
>Summer
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Fucking twats and their lawnmowers, why can't they wait till the weekend for fucks sake

>>34069753
American football? What is this treason?

>>34069756
>used to do six hours of cardio during the week
>girl broke my heart
>now fat with man titties
>can barely get up my stairs without being out of breath

time to die

>>34069731
It was in a report I read after they shut down Fabric.

>>34069671
they're all quite simple in their own ways. if i could go back i'd love to have learned piano instead of guitar. a bit more difficult but much more diverse. you can go on to buy a nice synth and play all kinds of weird shit.

if its casual, a guitar is ideal because its nice to just pick up and play rather than sit at. thats much more important than you'd think. get a second hand acoustic and learn some chords

>>34069753
We did Kilimanjaro one year and I meant the UK as a whole, we did one every few weeks so going abroad wasn't practical each and every time.

>i played football, rugby and american football at school like youre meant to
You only played those sports because that's what you were limited to. Try going on a fox hunt and you'll see what real adrenaline is.

>>34069718
I've been there anon, took me a decade to get over her

>>34069758
wahh waaaahh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. i cant get a smelly roast beef girl to waste life with. boo hoo hooooooooooooooowwwwwahhhhh

>>34069828
I don't even like anyone. I don't talk to women, that's why nothing will happen.

>>34069823
actually i had the option to do rowing, shooting, baseball, basketball, swimming, cross country, triathlon and plenty others but im not a poof

>>34069731
"clubbing" nowadays is just a dj playing the most popular shit while everyone gets piss drunk

what it really should be, and rarely is, is a dj/electronic act playing all kinds of weird shit, new shit while people take ecstasy

>>34069866
>"clubbing" nowadays is just a dj playing the most popular shit while everyone gets piss drunk

well yeah, i dislike clubbing anyway. the 90s ruined it.

>>34069828
That's a shame but typing like that garners you no sympathy, you drooling reprobate.

mummy bought me apples and bananas lads, says her growing boy needs good fruties, i love my mummy <3

>>34069856
>but im not a poof
You seem awfully concerned about proving yourself to people who you'll never see again in a few years, like a closet homo who tries to portray a bully boy image.

In reality all of those other sports you listed are much more enjoyable than kicking a ball round like some estate rat.

>>34069819
Yeah I only want to pick up guitar as something to play casually. Learn a few songs that I like. How long do you practise a day and how long will it take me to be able to play some easy songs?

>>34069825
She just pops up to remind me that someone might have cared about me once, maybe to comfort me to help me cope, or to just give me a bit of false hope so I don't do something drastic, I don't know.

>>34069926
Erm, I think the post was ridiculing >34069758 rather than gaining sympathy. What a special friend you are.

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>>34069927
yummy! I got myself a satsuma, we can enjoy our big boy fuel together!

>>34069297
I had some Adventure Time bedsheets for christmas, mock me as you will, and I've legit started talking to the picture of Jake right by my head when I try to sleep

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I love this semen demon lads, she does daddy daughter videos where she plays a stuck up brat who gets a good dicking.

feels so good

>>34069940
You need to play every single day. Half an hour wherever you can find it is ideal (at least once every day). It's like anything else, you have to keep it regular or your body never gets used to it and never progresses.

>>34069972
I go through two bags of easy peelers a week

>>34069982
why the long face tho?

>>34069982
>search google for this image
>best guess for this image - furniture

give us a clue mate

>>34070016
Same, I'm actually peeling one right now.

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>that feel when pot dealers weed quality keeps dropping


time to find a new one i guess

>>34069982
>>34070022
never mind found her. Katy Kiss

>>34069637
I take it you support the Udinese reserves anon?

>>34070022
is katy kiss laddo

>>34070040
Surely it's just your body gaining a tolerance for it so it takes more and more for you to get high like you used to?

Should I watch Top Gun or start playing Ace Combat 5? Never touched either before.

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Lads I have a tough decision to make

My mum and dad are moving to Botswana because of my dad's job

I can either go there and live with them, or move out and get a flat on my own.

I am a 29 year old NEET, never worked

What should I do?

Dad just walked into my room with a fucking headlamp on while I was beating my shmeat what the shit

>>34070111
Top Gun is a good film, but if you look closely it's really gay.

>>34070111
I remember watching top gun at movie night and it was a real let down. It's basically a typical romance film with some occasional planes thrown in, and every character is an obnoxious chad.

>>34070128
Move with them, its nice and warm there and you'll be seen as a rich guy.

>>34070091
nah its the quality of the bud, first few times i got from him it was this crispy white widow stuff, now hes gone to haze and its horrible dusty shit

>>34070128
Move to botswana and get yourself a beautiful aids ridden qt

>>34070128
Move. Take any opportunity to get out of this shit hole before the ruling class completely destroy it.

>>34070139
Top Gun's a 5/10 movie that people remember as a 10/10 movie.

I tried watching it, couldn't get more than half way through.

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>>34070128

>when you have to move to Southern Africa to avoid your own son

>>34070128
botswana looks comfy if you avoid the niggers

>>34070111
>>34070130
>>34070139
Watch Hot Shots instead. I suppose if you watch Top Gun the parody elements of the former will be clear.

>>34070128
What does your dad do?

>>34070130
>>34070139
>>34070175
>>34070210
Ok, I'll play AC5 and maybe I'll try watching Top Gun and Hot Shots tomorrow.

>>34070210
Hot Shots is good. Always prefered Part Deux though I think it's much better.

>24
>after i poop and walk around a bit poo leaks from my bum

fuck me lads, my body is shit

>>34070040
Prices rose massively in Manchester over the last year; street deals are tiny most of the time but the quality's unaffected. Now the bastard moral police have 'cleaned up' the streets this last week - they must've locked up 99% of the dealers so it's difficult to score.

>>34068662

I was on Midlands today solving a rubik's cube for about 20 seconds in 2007

>>34070242
>they must've locked up 99% of the dealers
Good riddance, I'm a local snitch and hate druggies.

>>34070230
He's a geologist

>>34068725

>Tip for gamblers:

When you get a big win, pay off all your bills, fill up your car, and buy as much shopping as will fill up the fridge/cupboard etc. Also pay bills in advance, most companies will let you put your account into credit.

This way, if you gamble away all your money, you don't have to worry for the immediate future. Ideally you should do this immediately after getting paid too.

>>34070242
sucks, i can still get a good quality bag for 30quid here, theres pot dealers every where too, it'll probably be cracked down upon at a point because i smell it everywhere i go

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>>34070258

It's a shame we don't have Rodrigo Deturte as president

>>34067418
sports direct mug spotted

>>34070128
>I can either go there and live with them, or move out and get a flat on my own.
>I am a 29 year old NEET, never worked

Maybe it's about time to get a fucking job? I'd be so ashamed if my parents still had to look after me at 29 years old.

>>34070258
How do you feel about legal drugs such as alcohol, tobacco, anti-depressants, etc.

>>34070330
>that feel when 32
>live alone
>mummy still pays my rent
>have to lie to my friends who are all poor complaining about money

is the good life desu

>>34070254
Can I get your autograph?

Anyone ever had success with cognitive behavioral therapy here?
It sounds like a load of shite but its the only thing you can get on here

>>34068725

The first one is pretty much impossible to avoid though?

Almost every single fast food place in the UK is run by immigrants and they always have the exact same menu.

Burger place will do kebabs, pizzas
Pizza place will do burgers, kebabs
Kebab place will do burgers, pizzas

The only places that semi-specialise are probably Chinese & Indian.

>>34070330
How old are you and what do you do for a living mate?

>>34070353
>alcohol
Ok in moderation.
>tobacco
Nasty, needs to be phased out.
>anti-depressants
Legal drugs with strict regulations are fine, weed is fine as a medical drug but only if you have a medical card and the crop comes from a regulated source.

>>34070385
I had it, it did nothing.

>>34070401
He means don't buy the things they don't specialize in. Not don't go to a place that does different food.

He's right too. I once got a kebab out of a fried chicken shop. Holy fuck what a mistake.

>>34070401
>they always have the exact same menu.
That doesn't mean you have to buy burgers in the pizza shop.

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>there a people out there more pathetic than me
How?

>havent paid my electricity bill in a year and a half
>letter comes in saying i owe 800 quid
>ring up give them correct meter readings
>she says it now cost 980quid
>hang up
>ring up a week later
>somehow its only 150quid

wew lads almost died

>>34070385
It was fun being able to play on the giant swing they had and crawling through the big tunnel, but in the end it didn't really do anything.

The only change you get is natural change from growing up a bit.

>>34067418

Oi oi lads
Supposed to snow in the north on friday

>>34070423
>if I don't like a thing nobody should be allowed it

>>34070413
31 years old civil engineer.

Work through my own limited company on a freelance basis. Earn good money, work when I want to. I've been on holiday since December 16th and I may go back to work mid February if I feel like it.

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I think I beat Ground Zeroes, lads. I knew it was short but I didn't think it would be under an hour. Having said that, it looked beautiful and seemed to have some neat mechanics, which I'm sure will be put to good use in 5. The surgery on Paz was the first thing I've found shocking in a while. The other bomb was in her vagoo, right?

>>34070385
It made me think differently and in more healthy ways so yeah I had success.

>>34068866

I also was on Japanese TV once on a programme where they interview Gaijins on why they are in Japan in the winter

>>34070452
>It was fun being able to play on the giant swing they had and crawling through the big tunnel, but in the end it didn't really do anything.

You sure that was CBT? I had CBT and there was no playground equipment, just filling in worksheets about how I feel.

>10k queue

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34070472
The medical evidence is all there and its costing this country way too much money having to support junkies and alcoholics.

>>34070423
So you seem to be fine with things if and only if they are legal. Regardless of harmfulness, you base your morals on the arbitrary decisions of kings, parliament, etc.

I'm currently consuming illegal substances, tell me your opinion of such actions.

>>34067418

just made my own massive pizza for 80pence (88p if you count oven electricity)

Far better than anything sainsburys do.

>>34070481
Are you the guy who used to post under the name "Sacked Civil Engineer Anon"?

>>34070510
depends what it is, im smoking a joint right now desu

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>>34070128
do it lad

they have a small minority of white people

>>34070385
I've heard of people whom it has helped a lot. But I think you need to believe it will work, for it to work. If you think it's all bollocks, it won't work.

>>34070518
Yes.

arogihjazerlg.knaz.grlj

>>34070510
Doesn't bother me. Legalise whatever do whatever. Has no effect on me.

>>34070505
There could be anything in illegal drugs mixed together on some niggers cutting board. If its going to be legal it needs to be regulated and come from places that take medical safety very seriously.

>>34070525
>>34070550

I suppose you're beautiful people, I bet both inside and out.

>>34070510
Triggered and reported.

>>34070510

A druggie once attempted (and failed, kek) to commit suicide in his extremely overcrowded prison because I grassed him up.

>>34070543
Sounds like your life was completely falling apart at that point, how did you turn it around?

>>34070551
Right, fair enough. It's just when you say alcohol is OK in moderation, but cannabis is the devil's spawn, lock up the users and throw away the key, it makes me raise my eyebrow a little.

>>34070510
Talk to frank m8, you could be injecting rat poison.

>>34070330
>Maybe it's about time to get a fucking job?

Who the fuck is going to hire someone his age without work experience?

>I'd be so ashamed if my parents still had to look after me at 29 years old.

Sounds like a personal problem

>>34070483
If MGSV is your first proper MGS you'll probably like it. If you liked the others you'll hate it.

>>34070434
>>34070436

Sure sure I get that. But at a certain point when every single fucking bossman owned takeout has the exact same menu you're getting the same shit no matter where you go or what you order. your pizza is still gonna be shit with a soft base.

Any of you degenerate bastards ordered weed off the 'dark' web?

Just wondering what the quality and delivery times are like?

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>>34067477
about to have a wank desu.

>>34070588
No, I'm not saying that at all. But when you have no idea where it comes from you are taking a risk every time you light up.

Real medical grade marijuana would have all of the correct support channels in place and every last detail about its manufacturer would be freely available.

>>34070618
Done it dozens of times

Quality is usually much better than on the street. The big advantage is also choice, so you can choose what strain you want.

Delivery is usually in 3 days if you're dealing with a domestic seller.

>>34070605
>Who the fuck is going to hire someone his age without work experience?
I'm quite interested in the answer to this question myself. Not that I'll act on the information, but interesting nonetheless.

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>>34070635
Just finished mine. carry on lad.

>>34070536
Thats pretty nonesense double think though, like stage hypnotism.

It all just sounds like a really efficient way to kick people off the system for 'not trying'

>>34070618
I'm sure selfharm, ex-methaddict London chink handjob anon can fill you in

>>34070614
I've replayed the first 4 and Peace Walker. As long as V is mechanically sound I'll probably enjoy it. Unless the story is really, really bad I think I'll be alright.

As a side note, should I play some of the other missions or jump into V now?

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Gunn try and grow a beard lads, do you think its possible for me? This is about 5 days.

>>34070658
As a 31 year old permaneet, im STILL waiting for a viable answer

I'm sure I'll be waiting for a long time