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>>34069752
Also sick as fuck.
Got 2 exams tomorrow, and 2 the other day.
Tomorrow's exams are the easy ones though, so it's okay.
But yeah, on the bright side I recently learned that I could sell my Reddit account to scammers and spammers for high amounts of money.
Feels good man.

Sorry, no comfy pics. I only have pepes and wojaks. Have this rare pepe instead.

>>34069879
Good luck on those exams! How much those guys pay for account on average?

>>34069994
Depends on the age. 5 year old accounts could score for 250 dollars it seems like. But that's for 1000~ karma. I have 15000 karma, so I could bargain for more.
Seems immoral to advocate spam and shilling, but hey it's reddit.

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>asking how to pick up girls on /r9k/

>>34069877
There are legit normies in here, also a lot of roasties too (as I have learned from the female /r9k/ discord server)

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>>34069748

Why do you think /r9k/ is a resource for this?

Some people are just born better.

what server are we talking about

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That's nothing. I saw a 13 year-old preparing for our country's Mathematics Olympiad. He's already qualified regional olympiads several times. Ask /sci/, they will tell you that he is hot shit.

I'm 19 and I struggle with math. I see people around me who are better than me in literally every aspect.

>>34069735
You'd be taken to the looney bin

>>34069735
They will probably help you look for a nice mental ward to stay in or prescribe you short-term (usually ~1 week) anxiety or anti depressant medication and tell you to visit a psychiatrist or therapist.

They'd lock you up.

Simple as that.

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>>34069733
>tfw my nieces' and my nephew's eyes always light up when they see me

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>>34069733
It's fine
I didn't even wanted to go anyway.
I will just stay in my aparment and play with the new toy i got for myself.

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>>34069733
>both siblings are good looking, motivated, successful, happy people
>sister is pregnant
>brother is happy he's going to be an uncle
>he has a good paying job, gf, and a car
>i'm somewhat happy but know I'm going to be the uncle OP described because I'm an autistic poorfag
oh well, i didnt win the genetic lotto so, not entirely my fault

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>>34069732
>you haven't had a partner in over a year
>you haven't had sex in over a year
>you masturbate to hentai
>BONUS: you masturbate to degenerate stuff like bestiality or loli
>you are over 18 and a virgin
>you have never had a partner
>you are over 16 and have never kissed someone
>you unironically believe the jews control the world in a shadow government
>you play video games more than 2 hours a day on average
>you don't go outside at least 5 days per week
Well, I guess it's been fun. Just kidding, it's been terrible. Oblivion would be a step-up, I have no doubt.

>>34069732
>>you haven't had a partner in over a year
>you haven't had sex in over a year
>you masturbate to hentai
>BONUS: you masturbate to degenerate stuff like bestiality or loli
>you are over 18 and a virgin
>you browse r9k every day

Adding an extra point for my self:
>well known for animating bestiality and loli in sfm and making good money off it.

>you use the term "normie" unironically

>you unironically believe the jews control the world in a shadow government

>you play video games more than 2 hours a day on average

wew lads, I get to live

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>>34069657
i am sure i am not the only one

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QUATTRO VAGINA

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sugoi to the max kawaii-san

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Kek, I'll upload this juicy meme to /r/4chan now. Thanks anon.

>>34069602
please don't let this become a thing
Ivy league uni students are NOT FUCKING ROBOTS!

>>34069645
H-haha always happy to help out a fellow Channer
>>34069672
Yes we are desu, just because I'm 6'4", go to Harvard, and handsome doesn't mean I'm not one of you.

I'm also a chad. Not all what most make it to be unless you're also rich. Bout to have a Stacy come over though she'll be here in like 10 minutes and I have the biggest boner ever. How's your day though?

chads don't visit 4chan, normie.

I'm chad aswell. Just bought myself a nice car from the money one of the females orbiting me gave me. questions can also be asked towards me.

>healthy

I was going to say that mental illness prevents health, but usually these people aren't physically healthy either.

Sorry for bad English, I am from Danmark

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>>34069558
>tfw I have that picture printed and pinned on my wall

>>34069681
Why would you do that, anon?

organic

>>34069547
.45 high calibre bullet to the temple

>>34069547
evan williams

bretty gud cheap bourbon tbqf

>>34069547
I'm drinking Finlandia rn. It's really good.

Josh always had it in him.He was jolly good guy sometimes "just lift bro"works.However if your genetics are inherently shit then dont even bother

>>34069508
Im not rich and adored by thousands

I don't have a personal trainer

>>34069271
My dad was Chad as fuck and slept with a ton of women and loved anime and king-fu. Fight me faggot.

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Anime girl are modern day pinup girls take it easy nigga

>>34069271
There is nothing wrong with men who enjoy having a waifu. I think it is kind of cute and makes them look soft , like a teddy bear :3

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I would try to protect my daughter from a super fast mulatto and then by the time my time stopping ability is up let him split my head in half. That way it looks like I'm trying to save her but I can kill myself swiftly and without anyone knowing!

>>34069702
What the fuck, why?


>>34069265
Try and find a way to help my family while I'm still young,to have a better life. Meaning I'd already have an okay job, maybe getting a better house for my family and dog.

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>>34069961
>he doesn't get the reference

that she wants to be choked during sex

>>34069257
that she's got the black belt in sucking dick

>>34069257
she's open to having sex with many men, the choker indicates a preference for bigger cock, likely black but not exclusive.