I'm literally a chad according to y'all. Ask me questions

I'm also a chad. Not all what most make it to be unless you're also rich. Bout to have a Stacy come over though she'll be here in like 10 minutes and I have the biggest boner ever. How's your day though?

chads don't visit 4chan, normie.

I'm chad aswell. Just bought myself a nice car from the money one of the females orbiting me gave me. questions can also be asked towards me.

>>34069566
you got a girl's number in the past two days and had sex this one time with a 4/10
congratulations, teach us your ways O enlightened one

>>34069566
>according to y'all

Low-tier normie fuck off, you aren't special just because this place is filled with late-age virgins who don't leave their rooms.

>>34069566
how do I stop being a beta orbiter and slam this married chick I like?

How do you get a gf? I don't mean "just go out and talk to people bro xD" "just be yourself".

I have basically not socialized since I was 14, I have never been to a party, I have never held a girl's hand. I have no idea what being a part of society and having a normal conversation is like.

My question is what do you say and do specifically. I am curious.

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I'm too am a "chad"; and yet I'm actually just a shy gamma-positive, that hasn't had social contact in 11 years.

nice dubs

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Just be yourself bro :D

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I also consider myself as a chad, this one hot girl made eye contact with me for one second.

Feels good to be a chad.

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>>34069763
>/r9k/
>be yourself

>>34069763
Yeah that's a myth

Chad here, reporting. Just fucked a chick that whose dad is rich as fuck. I was talking to the dad (business associates) and he was like, "id appreciate if you impregnate my daughter with your superior genes". I was like shit alright dawg (im not black).
Anyway she comes to my house, she's literally just turned 18 and boom sex all over the place. Then we go to a cafe and the girl working there gives me the eyes, and I go to the door of the bathroom and motion to her and boom sex in the bathroom.
Life as a chad is good.