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Are all cheerleaders stacy scum?
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>>34075555
QUADS ARE WHITNESSED
PRAISE KEK
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>>34075555
Most of them, yeah.

Flag girls, pep squad, they'll try, but they'll never be up there with the Stacys.
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>>34075648
I heard about Meryl Streep, looked her up and found out she was a cheerleader and looked to be a stacy.

She's most likely a horrible excuse for a human being based on that alone.

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No matter what the person did, wether it was pedophilia, rape, or a mass shooting, I can't help but feel bad for someone who is sentenced to life in prison. It seens like such a cruel and inhumane punishment. Any sentence over 20 years really if im honest. You may as well kill the person instead of having him/her sit in an empty room their whole life. Just imagine doing literally nothing for about 80 years. Its inhumane and cruel.
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It's pretty good incentive to follow the law
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>>34075554
You don't do nothing in prison, you work full time for small amounts of money that you exchange for toilet paper and candy bars

Robots on neetbux literally accomplish less in their lifetimes than some lifers
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>>34075554
You're correct anon, they have made it like that so people don't wanna break the law. Prison is fucking terrible

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What's your philosophy on life?

I believe people are like tornadoes in the sense that we're the product of physical conditions.

Just as tornadoes are phenomena that occur only under specific physical conditions, life too also occurs under specific physical conditions.

I don't think there's a meaningful difference between humans and the product of the actions we take and all other phenomena that occur as a result of the physical conditions of a system.
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I am not op, i am bumping this thread because it is interesting.
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>>34075537
Hmm, I don't really have much of a philosophy of life, I just see it as people simply pursuing good feelings and survival. I don't really see there being a meaning to life, just more so something we do because that's how we function.
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My philosophy is that OP is a faggot. check my digits.

Please explain why you are this way and why you haven't already.

Here's something I was told that keeps me a step away from running my car off a cliff.

Do you have dream? Your wildest aspirations. Well if you're going to kill yourself, then you have nothing to lose by trying to achieve it, fly, drive, walk or bike there. You have no reason not to climb, not to just try. The only other option is death, and if you didn't exist for billions of years, trying what you've always wanted to before you crawl into that billion years again should be nothing.

And even then, if you don't try to achieve that pipe dream that you never told anyone about, what are you actually scared of... If you were really steps away from killing yourself, then you should have no reason not to try that thing you always wanted, audition for that spot you always wanted, climb up that mountain..

Maybe you're scared of being vulnerable, scared of judgement by others. You don't feel worthy. Or maybe you're just lazy.
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>>34075498
I'm not close to it, but I am not and never have been that far from it, either. My first memory of considering suicide was in the 4th grade. (I'm now 30) It never went way. The good times in life aren't very good and never have been, certainly not good enough to make me feel a strong desire to live. I've coped with much fear and uncertainty in life by reminding myself that, if things really go south, I can always take a .45-caliber aspirin.

I don't have a dream or a wild aspiration. There's no life goal that animates me and makes me want to get up in the morning. My hobbies and interests fade very easily and quickly become chores. Nothing is very pleasurable. I don't feel pride in accomplishment. You see a dream, something inspiring that you want to do with your life. I just see a lot of work.

I am scared of being judged by others, and I am both lazy and unworthy. It is what it is. See, I suspect that normal people get that pointed out to them and it causes some kind of fire within them. They think "Hmph! That asshole thinks I can't do it? I'll show him!" I neither get that motivational anger, nor the feeling of satisfaction if I prove someone wrong.

So why am I here, you ask? Inertia. Life is a bother but it'd be more of a bother to kill myself. I'll die when living becomes more of a pain than dying.
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>>34075498
12 months away.
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On a scale from one to ten, probably a 4.5. I think about it a lot, but I don't think I could ever actually follow through.

I tried being social and hated it. Is it over for me? Maybe I should give up on society and move into the woods.

pic unrelated
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>>34075494

having a "social circle" is a meme

Discipline over yourself will get you much farther unless you socialize extensively, I just prefer doing X instead of listening to someone talk about doing X.
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Did you fail
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>>34075557
idk I just got annoyed and tired having to keep up with people all the time. maybe that's a fail.

I just want to be at home in peace and quiet forever

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Jerking off while blazed is fucking insane. Why haven't you robots experienced bliss yet.
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>>34075465
>implying this isn't almost half of the entire reason I still smoke weed/concentrates
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>>34075465
Yeah I used to do it all the time

Now I don't jerk off or smoke weed anymore
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>>34075465
Because too much bliss is addicting, and I don't have time to be addicted to shit.

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Why did /r9k/ suddenly stop liking Leafy?
He used to be oui boi.
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When was this normie fuck ever liked here?

Find 1 (ONE) archived thread where that was the general consensus.
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He was never our guy. The only people who watch him are edgy young teens. Stop posting bait.
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>>34075431
this is 4chin not 0chin

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what are you ashamed about
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>>34075422
wasting my opportunities on love, education and jobs. every single one of them.
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>>34075422
>what are you ashamed about

My life
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>>34075422
My Iife

oregnana

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How do I increase my chances of dying randomly?
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>randomly
You can't. You can't die randomly.
There must be a cause. Seek causes to die.

Said simply - kys.
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Walk through Salford wearing a this is Manchester shirt shouting Salford is cunt m8

Walk through the bronx wearing a red sox top shouting YANKEES SUCK

Or the equivalent for wherever you are
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Do some mountain climbing and accidentally fall to your death.

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liz is never coming back guys :(

who do you miss
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Stop watching porn.
it's bad for you
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>>34075364
Used to beat it to her back in the day. Shes dirty and hot, but I cant stand that emo fag she always bangs.

Did something happen to her?
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>Sell porn
>buy land

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>can't get over her
>it's been months
>still hurts like yesterday
Pic related weeks before breakup.
Woman's word is worth the fleeting moment they express it
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>>34075083
>I love you anon! I always will!
>*breaks up with you*

WHY DO WOMEN DO THIS
BITCH, YOU DON'T LOVE ME
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>>34075128
She cut me off completely.
Even though when we wanted to split up before she wanted to stay friends, but now that she didn't care anymore she just cut me off.
Hilarious
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>>34075083
>whatever happens with us

Bitch was already planning to break up, I guarantee it

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BRAZIL WILL BE A SUPERPOWER BY 2020 SCREENCAP THIS !!!!11!11111!!!!1!
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>>34074980
Heh, your post does not have the sacred repeated numerals. Kek has no such plans for a disgusting like Brazil.
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>>34075014
KEK IS DEAD PRAISE MOLOCH YOU DISGUSTING GRINGO
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>>34074980
Does south america have hot jungle loli's, or do they all look like abbo primates

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Post greentext stories that only make sense because of your gender.
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>browsing r9k
Origenallyo
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Quality OC that just happened to me.

>be me
>2017
>look in pants
>see penis
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>>34074978
I mean, say a story that only happened because you were a guy and wouldn't have gone the same if you'd been a girl.

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>2000 was 17 years ago
>Sonic Adventure 1 turns 20 years old next year
>People born in 1999 are now 18
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>>34074938
Fuck you sonic faggot
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HA! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FAKE
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>>34075004
He's back and you can literally do nothing about it kek

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I want to masturbate so badly, but I can't get my dick up right due to antidepressants.
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>>34074923
Time to get to know your ass a little better. Limp-dicked prostate orgasms are the best!
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Everyone knows the brain is a human's most sexual organ. Give yourself a head massage.
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>>34074923
I stopped antidepressants exactly for this reason. Why get rid of one of the few things that make life worth living?

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