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Quality OC that just happened to me.

>be me
>2017
>look in pants
>see penis

>>34074978
I mean, say a story that only happened because you were a guy and wouldn't have gone the same if you'd been a girl.

>>34075046
Exactly thats what I did.

>Come out of moms vagina for first time
>Tfw doctor says "You have a healthy boy!"

>>34075045
>>34075067
>>34075080
Very funny but you know what I meant.

>>34074957
>early 20s
>old af neighbour lady asks me to help with her car
>try and fail
>she probably wouldn't have asked if I hadn't been a guy or amab or maab or whateverinsertapparentlymasculinewordthingyhere

Also
>2ish months ago
>in some poopoo training course thing
>we test ourselves, check talents, interests, etc.
>score high in arts and low in kinesthetics
>trainerteacher saysays girls usually score high in arts and boys score high in kinesthetics
>mfw this again confirms I'm non-binary or at least an atypical male

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>>34074957
>23
>made my own way in life, never complained
>SO's never pull their own weight in relationship
>ppl want me to be strong and unwavering, but share my feelings so they can ultimately think less of me for it.

hmm

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>be me
>vagina itches
>scratch it
>smell fingers
>mfw

>be me
>have vagina
>never wear panties
>drink tons of water
>stand up
>feel vagina juice run down thighs a little
>makes me kinda horny
>mfw

>be me
>stick finger in vagina to check it out
>out comes thickish and warm goo
>mfw

>>34075285
WOW
>tfw ywn x-perience anything like that

BTW some femanon posted something like this back in '11 or '12:
>tfw lying in bed and smelling salmon and thinking it's salmon in the oven and almost ready but it's actually your dirty vagina

pls don't interpret my post as misogynist or sexist or anything like that
just wanted to contribute even though i suck at it just like i suck at pretty much everything else

I dont wanna hurt ppl.

>>34075285
>>drink tons of water
>>stand up
>>feel vagina juice run down thighs a little
This happens?!

>>never wear panties
Maybe time to start?

>>34075434
Let her go commando if that's what she wants. I'm not even whiteknighting, just talking about basic human rights and stuff..... I mean, shouldn't everyone have the right to be happy? At least in an ideal society?

>>34075416
>>tfw lying in bed and smelling salmon and thinking it's salmon in the oven and almost ready but it's actually your dirty vagina
Sounds like b8.

>>34075973
Maybe it was. I just posted ITT what I saw back then.

Wehn I'm in the shower I wash my penis.

>>34075620
This kind of cucked attitude is why women can already get away with doing whatever they want in our current society

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This might sound really stupid but i got a better grasp at what "being a man" was after i crossdressed in my senior year of highschool (i'm a man).
>last week of highschool
>all the seniors must wear clothes of the opposite sex, basically Cross-dress day (all the guys must use a skirt)
>all my classmates take it like a joke
>i was embarrased of my hairy legs so i used black pantyhose under my skirt to hide them
>i was shy and my hair was long
>i realised that my legs were fucking sexy and thought "what the hell, if i'm going to cross-dress, then i'm going to do it seriously"
>Make myself look as cute as possible
>when my classmates saw me they thought i was a girl (even though i was 6'0)
>the girls in my class asked me to pose while they took pictures
>the guys from other classes looked at me the whole day
>some guy walked at me, looked me from head to toe and said "i would fuck you"
>even the teachers told me i was cute
>i acted girly all day
>when i saw myself in a mirror i almost got a boner
>get really confident on my looks
>act cute and all that shit

The next day
>we have to go to school on pajamas
>3 teachers told me that i was really cute in girls clothes and that i looked better yesterday
>8 guys told me that i looked better with a skirt
>get looks of disappointment everywhere i go because i'm not wearing girl clothes

At that time i felt really conflicted because nobody ever told me that i looked good when i was wearing normal (male) clothes, but suddenly when i was pretending to be a girl, i got a shit ton of compliments. That made me realise that the worlds of men and women are really different and that how you act is how the world sees you.
It doesn't matter how you look, true masculinity comes from within.

>>34075620
Not saying she can't, just maybe it would be a smart move.

>>34076540
It's okay, I wear jeans so no one will accidentally see my vagina. Also, it keeps the goo on my legs where it should be.

>be me, female
>at an old friend's house
>period starts early
>ruinedsomegoodpanties.gif
>ask her if I could borrow something to take care of it
>tells me to check the third drawer on the right side of her vanity
>pads
>I am completely screwed

I will never understand pad users

>>34076346
Did you take any pictures of yourself on that day?

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>be me
>only 1 bath in house
>have disabled mum so she gets bathroom privilege
>having bath
>hear her complaining outside
>sigh and get out of bath while only wearing towel
>brother outside on landing doing ironing
>feel something dripping down leg
looksdown.jpeg
>my period is dripping onto the floor
>brother looks over and pauses
"I've never seen that before..."
>I then get a cloth and clean it
>mum comes out of bathroom and I run back inside, locking the door
>hear intense shuddering from my brother over the pool of blood on the floor
>want to drown in bath

>>34074957
>be me
>love kids
>want to get a part time job as a manny or baby sitter
>tried to get a job as an assistant preschool teacher
>end goal as a preschool teacher
>can't

this is a true story

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>>34074957
>walking home from eating at a restaurant
>feeling really good and confident, smiling and everything
>stroll past girl
>as she passes me, she looks at me, stares down, then looks back up at me with a weird, almost worried face
>a while after, I look down and notice the fly was down on my pants

>>34076625
What's the problem with pads? I don't understand how tampon users can deal with having them in all day.

>>34076875
i love kid too. i feel like people will think i am a pedo if i say it though so i keep it to myself. its annoying. i just want to help children go down the right path in life.

>>34076995
Yeah, no one will hire me as an assistant despite there being a growing population of kids in my town AND i'm in the early education program in college . It's very obvious discrimination

>>34077090
Are you male or black?

>>34077106
I'm fucking both and i want to kill myself. I'm only two years into college though so i think i can change my major to normal education.

>go in men's bathroom
>have guys telling me i'm in the wrong place
>one guy says "you remind me of my time in france!"

>go in women's bathroom
>get called a pervert and told to leave

>>34076768
i took one of myself in front of a mirror and there where a lot more thanks to all the people who took pics, i showed them to some of my friends who didn't knew that it was me and they all agreed that "the girl" was pretty cute.

That being said, i won't post any pics because some of my brother's friends browse this board and i don't want to get doxed.

>>34076993
Well two things

In that situation I already had ruined panties and had no options when it came to attaching the pad to something.

And I don't want a chapped ass.

>>34076346
>>all the seniors must wear clothes of the opposite sex, basically Cross-dress day (all the guys must use a skirt)
How fair is that?

Girls in most schools get to wear pants anyway, yet as if forced crossdressing wasn't bad enough, on that day guys aren't even allowed to wear what girls normally can.

>>34077342
It was because in my country most schools have their own uniform, in that day we just exchanged uniform with the girls, any accesory was optional.

>>34076875
>>34076995
>men experience discrimination
>do nothing
>women get better treatment
>complain about discrimination anyway
>omg we have to help the wimmins

>>34077623
Still isn't fair to force guys to crossdress when girls would never be embarrassed by it.

>>34076799
Serves you right for being nude in the house.

>>34079095
I'm sorry I forgot my burka in the bathtub baka

>>34076799
I would have licked it up off the floor

>>34078222
you're right on that, however the guys were the ones that looked forward to it the most.
think about it, under what circumstances a guy would have the opportunity to try girls clothes without any social drawback.
everyone was curious about what wearing a skirt felt like.

>>34079264
Just get Scottish nobody will judge.

>>34079138
It doesn't take long to pull on some clothes.

>>34076346
Gimmie source for that image pls

>>34075285
if you're a gril your life is very similar to that of a girl made up by a guy on 4chan trying to imagine what being a gril would be like
>that's the joke
fuck you I typed it I'm posting it

>>34079451
sure
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/5415/1/10-things-to-do-while-im-still-a-guy-10

>be a grill
>post literally anything
>a thirsty robot will respond to it

don't respond to this post, silly boys ;)

>>34079580
You can't tell me what to do, bitch!

>>34079580
h-hi

pls respond ;_;

>fap hard
>my dick hurts right now
>tfw

>>34079264
Did you get to wear panties?

>>34080156
i honestly wanted to in the beginning, but i decided that it was too much.
It wouldn't serve any practical purpose so i decided that it wasn't worth it.
Besides, wearing girl clothes was one thing, but wearing girls underwear would have been a social suicide if found out.

>>34080467
What was the punishment for failing to crossdress for that day?

What other day themes were there?

>>34075080
>Come out of moms vagina for first time

Was there a second time?

>>34080635
There wasn't something as a "punishment" but it was heavily frowned upon.
As for the other days themes, i don't remember the exact order but there was
>Crossdressing day
>Pajama day
>Costume day
>Zombie day
>Beach day

>>34080813
>but it was heavily frowned upon.
Did anybody refuse? What treatment did they got?

>Beach day
Bet that was fun.

>>34080917
>Did anybody refuse? What treatment did they got?
Yes, one of my friends refused to crossdress and it was like he didn't existed that day, everyone would want to do stupid shit with other people crossdressing so, unconsciously, everyone made him a social outcast for that day

>Bet that was fun.
it was, we didn't go to an actual beach, but everyone dressed as if they were in one. At the end of the day we all played with water and stuff.
Also, there were some girls that went with white t-shirts so at one point there was a little "Wet T-Shirt Contest" among them.

>>34074957
>Be gay man
>All gay men are unrepentant whores
>Tfw no boyfriend until the day I die

>>34081055
Did he regret it afterwards?

I'm surprised the teachers let you get away with a wet t-shirt contest!

I got shortly held prisoner by sex traffickers for confronting them and being female. If I was a guy, they probably would have just killed me.

>>34081415
>Did he regret it afterwards?
I don't think so, after that day his social life returned to normal, so it wasn't that big of a deal.

>I'm surprised the teachers let you get away with a wet t-shirt contest!
Actually they didn't even wanted to let us play with water, but it was our very last day in school, so they were like "well, it's the last day so it's ok"

>>34080813
No school old fashioned enough to impose uniforms would allow theme days, let alone "crossdressing day" and freakin "beach day". Nice larping, faggot.

>>34081522
You don't know south america, do you?
here all the schools (even the poorest ones) have their uniform.
We have special days in wich we could use normal clothes, but they were never more than 4 times per month.
Also, as i said, it was the last week of highschool, here people are very chill with students in their last week of highschool.

>>34081696
>south america
I take everything back. You probably even have "cocaine and sex" days.

>>34081842
Yes, they were called "School trips" but only chads and stacys did the "cocain and sex" part.

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