How do I increase my chances of dying randomly?

>randomly
You can't. You can't die randomly.
There must be a cause. Seek causes to die.

Said simply - kys.

Walk through Salford wearing a this is Manchester shirt shouting Salford is cunt m8

Walk through the bronx wearing a red sox top shouting YANKEES SUCK

Or the equivalent for wherever you are

Do some mountain climbing and accidentally fall to your death.

Tell everyone you want to be a sushi chef and decide you want blowfish to be your specialty. Come up with many exciting fugu recipes and test them all out yourself!

>>34075387
This is something I've always sort of wondered about. My guess would be to start a bunch of dangerous hobbies like skydiving or mountain climbing, or even just driving faster than usual. Another way could be to do stuff like breaking into houses.

>>34075387
Smoke, drink, do drugs, drive and live in a city. Some on top of my head

>>34076017
But anon, those are all degenerate!

>>34075499
Boltonfag here. I can confirm truth about Salford

Eat a few baconators everyday

>>34076362
Suicide is the most degenerate of them all.

I'm so glad to see pepe starting to show up more in ">tfw to intelligent" pics

>>34076017
>tfw I do all of those things just living my life

There are really people who don't?