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Has anyone here ever sniffed a girl's butt? Or sniffed something she sat on? What was it like?
>Tfw no gf to sit on my face and smother me until I turn blue
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>>34077859
>that .webm
I'm sort of grateful I haven't gotten to the point where I rationalize that "it's ok to do this in public since its not illegal, I have no self-esteem, and the alternative is not knowing how a girl smells"
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>>34077859
holy shit that girl must have been fertile. notice how as soon as she gets up them guys literally start moving all frantically one literally following her the other sniffing her chair.
just because we're intelligent and have language, abstract/mathematical thinking, civilizations, philosophy, etc doesn't mean we're not animals. deep down we still have all the primitive instincts that dogs do but its just not noticeable to us humans.
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>>34077981
I don't think you quite get what an animal is. It has nothing to do with instinct. I've known hamsters that could type better than you though. It should be expected that you fuck up with even the simplest of concepts.
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There is literally no reason to reproduce. The only reason normies do it is to give their life some semblance of meaning. People smart enough to realize this should not reproduce, so that only stupid people do. Therefore, civilization will collapse and the planet will be reclaimed by nature, and order reestablished.
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>inb4 reproduce for your race/nation
>inb4 edgy/fedora/some shit you'd read on a courage wolf mehm
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>>34077772
>literally no reason
>begins listing reasons
""""Intelligent""""
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Mate, aren't you supposed to be doing your homework? You've got to go to middle school tomorrow...
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From the thread earlier, I was only able to eat like 75% of the pie. Around 2300 calories
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>>34077705
Even fail at finishing pie.
You have five minutes to finish that fucker off. Accomplish something, make me laugh.
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>>34077820
I can't, I tried but too full
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>>34077705
You are weak. I can eat an entire large pizza with extra cheese and loaded with toppings all by myself crust and all.
I bet you're not even a girl, just some fag.
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I understand some traps are pretty okay looking, but for the notrap guys here, would you fuck a girl if there's 30% chance she's a trap? Say there's no backing out. Would you still do it?
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>>34077702
how would i fuck a girl if she had a dick? that doesn't make sense, biologically.
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>>34077702
sauce
oregano with side of marinara
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>>34077702
>traporno.jpg
lolno, as soon as I expanded that image I knew she was too decent-looking to be a dude.
>>34077779
http://www.imagepost.com/videos/rhiannon-on-exploited-college-girls/
Note the vagina.
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>complain about shitty wagecuck job to normies
>"lol Anon everyone hates their job!"
>ask how they deal with it without wanting to kill themselves
>"omg Anon you're weird"
So are normies lying when they say they hate their job and stuff, or do they have some sort of secret method that helps them do shit they hate for 50+ hours a day and they just don't want us losers to know?
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Idk but the worst part about hating my job is that I literally can't really tell anyone, because they won't give a shit either out of general disinterest or because they have to deal with the exact same bullshit. They're never surprised by it either.
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>>34077697
Normies freak out when you causually talk about suicide, they can't process it
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>>34077777
>get quints
>make a typo
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SMILING IS FOR NORMIES 2017-01-12 02:02:20 Post No.34077691
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Who no smiling here?
smiling alot is for normies and tryhards
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>>34077691
Is resting bitch face ok?
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>He isn't smug all the time
Your loss
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>>34077699
dubs confirm it
O R I G I N A L
P O S T
T H A N K S
M O D S
>get practice gf
>shes black
>constantly bully her
>she still sticks around
Why are black girls either extremely obnoxious or extremely masochist?
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>>34077664
I got unironically triggered by this.
Be nice, every other man she's ever known was worse than you.
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>34077689
Even a nice black girl will give you a head bob and a finger snap if you let your guard down.
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>>34077689
This is true and yet while we've had sex a few times... I know she'll never give me the time of day I want. So I'll leave her after this week to get broken mind.
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Why are women so picky about height? 2017-01-12 01:57:18 Post No.34077566
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Why are women so picky about height?
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"For example, among men, only 1.3% want to only date
women taller than them whereas 13.5% want to only date women shorter than
them. But among women 1.7% wanted to only date men shorter than them
whereas 48.9% wanted to only date men taller than them."
>13.5% want to only date women shorter than
them
>48.9% wanted to only date men taller than them
Explain yourself, fembots.
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Because they dont want silly manlets like you
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>>34077566
Not a girl but am a gaybot so probably close enough
It's not really about them being really tall or anything like that, it's more about them being taller than you. I guess women also have to worry about you remaining taller than her even if she wears those filthy 50cm heels, as well.
It's nice to be around someone who's both taller and stronger than you, it's kind of like being dominated passively.
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Women hold the key to the gates of sex and relationships, therefore they get the pick of the litter while men have to settle for whatever scraps they can get.
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>tfw hold my own hand in bed as if I'm holding hands with a girl
>tfw circle my thumb on the back of the other hand as if it's a girl
>tfw rub my foot up and down my calf as if it's a girl
>tfw run my fingers up and down and through my chest hair as if it's a girl doing it
>tfw whisper to myself in a feminine voice and reply in a deep whisper complaining jokingly to "her" that I'm tired and need to sleep
>tfw lie in bed and pretend a qt girl is lying with her face towards mine and smiling at me
>tfw fold up my bathrobe and place it between legs as if it's a girl's leg
>tfw kiss empty air pretending I'm kissing a girl
>tfw lie on my back and hold my arm out and then folded at a ninety degree angle to pretend I'm holding a girl who's lying against me
>tfw go through each board on 4chan pretending I'm giving a tour to my girlfriend and providing a humorous little summary about each one
>tfw watching home videos on my laptop of my family and me as a kid and pretending a qt girl is sitting beside me saying "awww" and smiling and asking who the different people are
>tfw walking home alone and pretending she's walking beside me and think up lengthy dialogue and occasionally laugh at something she or I said in the imagined dialogue
>tfw imagine meeting her family and having them like me
>tfw imagine her meeting my family for the first time and us sleeping and talking quietly in my room at home
>tfw imagine her and my mom preparing coffee after dinner and watching her laugh at something my mom says
>tfw imagine making her mom laugh and making her father a little annoyed when she and her mother tell him that he's probably boring me and that I probably want to get to bed after the long journey
>tfw developing several lengthy scenarios involving me and my qt crush and replaying them mentally each night while adding small details and more dialogue and making them a little longer each night
How the FUCK did it come to this?
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>>34077565
OP, just get a girlfriend already. What's stopping you?
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>mfw I reaIize i do most of these
God dammit
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>>34077565
>>34077674
Yeah just b yourself
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>letting porky, who never worked hard a day in his life profit from your labor AND have the means of production
>letting porky destroy the environment that you played in and laughed in as a child for his own profit
>Giving up your leisure time and the things you enjoy doing because porky says you have to work hard and have self sacrifice even though he never had to do any of that
kek. and the rightists call us cucks. You guys are the real cucks
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What were these stats like before capitalism? Were people healthier and longer lived?
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>>34077554
the new right likes nationalism
we don't like capitalism either
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>>34077554
Ok I'm a leftist but you CRINGY autists make us look bad.
Fuck off.
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What is your favorite Brendan Fraser movie/moment? 2017-01-12 01:54:32 Post No.34077504
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What is your favorite Brendan Fraser movie/moment?
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In the events of a possible comeback of the great B.F , I would like to know what r9k thinks of this soon to be oscar-winning demigod.
We must meme Brendan back to relevance
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>>34077504
I was at jury duty a few years ago.
While we were waiting to have our names called to be questioned, they showed us Brendan's "Journey to the center of the Earth".
I wish I had stayed.
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>>34077504
I liked his guest appearance on Scrubs
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>>34077570
You should have stayed shame on you..and where were you when his wife was fucking him over?
>>34077620
noice
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I got this game as a gift around 20 years ago and its STILL not fixed.Anyone else play this broken piece of shit?
>bugs out the ass
>shitty character customization
>ok graphics
>no good story arcs
>NPCs are fucking clueless and all repeat the same actions
>devs went MIA and never released a patch to fix the fucking bugs
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>>34077486
I love the Truck Attack random PVP events in Europe, but hardly anyone flags for it before they make their assault, fucking carebears.
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>>34077486
Also, have you played this?
My Mecha-Mosley is still having trouble on the Dresden level, I use my Bomber Harris summon to call in Bomber Command but the ARYANS eventually beat me in the final stages of the round, I just can't deal with the Flak 88 spam
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>>34077486
how the fuck do i stop the succubus attacks
i'm seriously starting to feel the energy drain
the whole you've been woken up by something is getting old
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I'm angry, rowboats, indescribably angry. How do I put out my anger without injuring or KILLING (because I really feel like killing a lot of people) someone? I'm trying to listen to aggressive songs and look at gore.
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>>34077437
masturbate furiously to gore if your dick doesn't have blisters you aren't doing enough.
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https://koolad.bandcamp.com/album/the-natural
theres a bby at the botto,m of the well
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>>34077437
Embrace the hate, anonbot. Strike a blow against the normies!
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What's the point of wiping after pooping? 2017-01-12 01:49:00 Post No.34077388
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What's the point of wiping after pooping?
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Hear me out. So, after you take a shit, do you wipe? I don't, for the following reasons
>toilet paper is an unnecessary cost
>takes too much time
>my butt is clean enough anyway
>not like anyone is going to go in there and check
So, am I abnormal in this regard? I don't really see a problem with it. But when I told someone this they looked at me with disgust. Is wiping after pooping just like brushing your teeth, something everyone pretends to do but actually doesn't?
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My ass gets really itchy if I don't wipe. Does this mean something?
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>>34077388
>Is wiping after pooping just like brushing your teeth, something everyone pretends to do but actually doesn't?
No; it's actually extremely disgusting not to.
Even if you have a waxed/shaved ass, you must wipe at LEAST once
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>>34077411
Idk I am the same way, I have to use moist wipes or it itches horribly.
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Does watching anime turn you into a socially isolated loser? Do you feel like your life would have turned out better if you invested less time into anime?
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>>34077383
1. I don't doubt that it's a factor
2. I was a loser before I saw my first aminey
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>>34077383
the internet turned me into a loser.
thanks for reminding me
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Nope, the only anime I watched growing up was whatever was on Toonami, but even normalfags did that. Being ugly turned me into a socially isolated loser.