>tfw hold my own hand in bed as if I'm holding hands with a girl
>tfw circle my thumb on the back of the other hand as if it's a girl
>tfw rub my foot up and down my calf as if it's a girl
>tfw run my fingers up and down and through my chest hair as if it's a girl doing it
>tfw whisper to myself in a feminine voice and reply in a deep whisper complaining jokingly to "her" that I'm tired and need to sleep
>tfw lie in bed and pretend a qt girl is lying with her face towards mine and smiling at me
>tfw fold up my bathrobe and place it between legs as if it's a girl's leg
>tfw kiss empty air pretending I'm kissing a girl
>tfw lie on my back and hold my arm out and then folded at a ninety degree angle to pretend I'm holding a girl who's lying against me
>tfw go through each board on 4chan pretending I'm giving a tour to my girlfriend and providing a humorous little summary about each one
>tfw watching home videos on my laptop of my family and me as a kid and pretending a qt girl is sitting beside me saying "awww" and smiling and asking who the different people are
>tfw walking home alone and pretending she's walking beside me and think up lengthy dialogue and occasionally laugh at something she or I said in the imagined dialogue
>tfw imagine meeting her family and having them like me
>tfw imagine her meeting my family for the first time and us sleeping and talking quietly in my room at home
>tfw imagine her and my mom preparing coffee after dinner and watching her laugh at something my mom says
>tfw imagine making her mom laugh and making her father a little annoyed when she and her mother tell him that he's probably boring me and that I probably want to get to bed after the long journey
>tfw developing several lengthy scenarios involving me and my qt crush and replaying them mentally each night while adding small details and more dialogue and making them a little longer each night
How the FUCK did it come to this?
>>34077565
OP, just get a girlfriend already. What's stopping you?
>mfw I reaIize i do most of these
God dammit
>>34077565
>>34077674
Yeah just b yourself
Get a gf, OP.
I do things like this too.
My favorite thing is to lie on my stomach and put a bunch of blankets on top of myself, then I pretend its a man on top of me who is pushing me down and raping me.
I then finger my clit a very gently until I fall asleep. It's the best.
>>34077747
i'm a girl by the way ;)
hehe
>>34077674
Yeah, OP, just go to the Girlfriend Store and pick up a 6-pack of gfs. What are you waiting for?
>>34077785
me too post feminine penis
>>34077692
>>34077565
We probably should kill ourselves.
>>34077565
Holy shit I've been thinking about making a thread like this for months. I do these things too man.
When did you start?
I started from as young as 4.
Commit
FUCKING
RAAAAPPPPEEEEEEEEEE YOU NIGGERS
>>34077847
The option's definitely on the table
>>34077565
>Laying down half ontop of a pillow, right arm hugging it
>Use left arm to scratch the top of my head with like it was someone else doing it
I've given myself that weird butterfly feeling in my stomach from it
>Rap my arm around myself and rub my back/neck
>Hug myself
>Hold my own hand
Kill me.