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>Meet a cute solid 7/10 girl online
>We talk for about 2 months
>We fall in love. She says she loves me and hopes to be by my side and shit, She's smart but conservative, and somewhat innocent
>I say i love her while talking to five other females
We have plans to meet, She's pretty committed to me which i find cringey. I'm a robot as far as looks and 4chan autism are concerned and i'm pretty sure i'll cheat on her the first opportunity i get.
I was away and the earlier thread 404ed. I just started talking to a new one.
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Who else /PieceofShit/
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I was in the same position.
She lived half a world away from me. Loved her like anything. We broke up last year. We were together for more than 1 year. I loved her like death and I still do.
Either you break her heart, or she breaks yours anon. These things never work out. There never has been an "online relationship". Relationships are 1 to 1. And skype doesn't afford couples of the luxury of resolving a conflict with just a simple hug.
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>>34081076
Story time anon? I know that's inevitable but i'll pick up on it before she break mine and ruin her.
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Uh Oh!
You've been turned into a girl!
The anon under you decides what happens to you.
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>>34080999
Anal sex with a large canine
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kidnapped raped and loved tenderly as you grow old together
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Um... Get to live a normal life?
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Shit you can't get over thread 2017-01-12 04:41:46 Post No.34080940
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Shit you can't get over thread
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> Be me
> Be 17
> Have le pedosexual try to establish his equality in my anus at work.
> Freak out and become borderline sociopathic to protect myself.
> Literally research serial killer's methods and how they got caught so I know what not to do.
> I get >this< close to poisoning him, don't even care if I'm caught at that point.
> Le pedo goes away, I apparently scared him off.
>Atleastheneveractuallytouchedme.avi
> Realize I've become a cold, calculating, unfeeling pile of human feces.
> Get drunk off parents' liquor all through senior year to make the pain stop.
> It doesn't, feel like shit for lying to the people who trusted me the most.
> Told them about it, got counseling, doing good stuff with my life now.
> But I S T I L L hate myself for that, and I don't know why I'm not over it.
What to do, robots?
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>17
>Pedophile
Your a retard. How old was he? Definitley not a pedo though, chill the fuck out. Fuck, poor guy probably just showed signal of interest and you chimp the fuck out like a nigger and try to murder him? Fucking straight normies, your so fucked.
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>>34081047
>pedo tries to rape kid
>you, a faggot,
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>>34080940
nice pic..
I had problems with heroin no pedos but totally relate to the last parts of this
I have a boatload of problems and Im only 3.5 months off methadone
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Would you have a sex change for $1 billion?
>inb4 "i'd do it for free111444"
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i'd do it for free111444
Seriously would though
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Yea. That's a lot of money. I'd do it for less
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I have a really cute feminine butt so yes, it'd make me even more qt
>26 in waist
>28 in hips
>34 in butt
however I'd want surgery to make my face more feminine because I look like a Slav from ww2 propaganda
also I have pectus excavatum and I don't want cockeyed tits so I'd need surgery for that too
would anyone even date a passable 6'3" trap?
im talking intimately with 3-4 girls on a regular basis, have multiple girls catching feelings, and i have girls hitting me up when they are single or because they like me and want to hang out despite the fact that im a LITERAL autist and am a spitting image of the "nice guy". my only saving grace and the only reason this is all happening is because im tall and (apparently) im really attractive. i dont want anything to do with them romantically and haven't gotten laid through 5-6 years of this shit because i fucking hate women and how FAKE they are. woman hate threads are the greatest slice of internet ive ever come across. ive started to get off on sexually frustrating women and throwing them for a loop by acting overly nice and girly because they cant handle it (:
i just want you fellas to know that im out here and i exist.
rate my life /r9k/
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take it from me, women hate threads speak the truth (amongst some bullshit) that most women cant even understand about themselves. who else fucking HATE WOMEN
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I hate human beings and love original comments.
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i identify with you all so much and yet im stuck in this fucking double life REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I DONT FUCKING BELONG ANYWHERE
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Dropping out of high school
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I am a senior in Highschool thinking about dropping out. My test scores and grades are not good enough for any university near me.my parents say just finished HS and go to a CC. I doubt I could even pass at a CC. In HS I am barely passing just taking entry level classes. I'm the dumbest person I know, I can barely do middle grade school math work. Even if I could pass HS I would definitely drop out of CC. I'm thinking about dropping out and becoming a full time NEET. My family is quite wealthy, so I would have no need for a job, and I doubt my family would ever kick me out. Does this seem like a good idea? I don't have many options.
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No it doesn't seem like a good idea, the lifestyle your proposing is just burdening other people and is unsustainable. Finish high school you lazy shit.
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>>34080796
What would be the point of doing so? I have no need for a job, and I could never make it in CC if I'm barely passing basic Highschool classes.
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If you can't pass highschool you're too retarded to live. Literal retards pass highschool. A diploma is a participation ribbon
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Please tell me some good books for escapism.
>Just found out my mom has Ms.
>She is my only parent.
>Her body is getting weaker, she has severe nerve damage.
>Every day for her is hell on earth and constantly says things like.
>"I know why people in severe physical pain end there life, but I can't do that.
>Can't console her.
>I dont know how to, so im just numb around her.
>What is wrong with me.
>I just wanna leave my life for a little while.
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>>34080757
Yeah, it's a fucked up disease but she can definitely survive it. There are also huge advanced in MS treatment that will be coming out in the very near future.
Stay strong man, for her.
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>>34080803
Yes surviving hell on earth while still burning. Can they cure nerve damage too now? Do you have any idea what nerve damage feels like?!! REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34080803
Fuck. Why her is all. She has had a horrible life in general. She has never caught a break. I promise you man. She has had a terrible fucking life. Why her man. Its not fair.
>Her body is already started to detoriate her leg is starting to drag sometimes its so fucking sad.
>I wanna blow my fucking head off.
>I can't stand it man.
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>tfw your nippon steel blade, folded a thousand times over can't cut that tank in half because it is made of nippon steel, folded two thousand times over.
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>>34080662
>tfw your nippon waifu, folded a thousand times over cant survive a punch from a wrestler because its made of nippon waifu, folded two thousand times over
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>>34080662
Yare yare daze
The amount of times steel is folded means LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
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>>34080888
tfw his digits is folded 3 times over
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Any robots enjoy Ballbusting?
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>>34080649
Hey man, how about you kill yourself.
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>>34080649
No, jesus, I'm just an autist with a foot fetish, I'm not a glutton for punishment.
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>>34080649
It's such an awful fetish, I wish I could get rid of it.
I'm a pretty strong masochist though, so it's inevitable that I will like it even if it's highly impractical.
I'm trying to just avoid it and wean myself off of it now.
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Why are there more single men than ever before?
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>>34080466
I dunno, I don't worry about that stupid shit.
Already know I'm dying a virgin so the personal/intimate comings and goings of others don't really register with me.
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>>34080466
Male surplus and feminism.
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>>34080466
Our parents failed to teach us how to get relationships.
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>both of my ex's are having children
Tell me where it all went wrong, bros?
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>exes can't keep their legs shut or are too dumb to use birth control
Having children, especially for a woman, is not an accomplishment
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>>34080453
>ex's
NORMIE
KILL
YOUR
SELF
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>>34080956
What isn't that the meaning to life? To pass your jeans on?
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thought i got over this mindset but i keep falling back into it
hello again, robots
gonna be poasting a bit in the comments
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i thought i could get over this mindset by thinking of my suicidal tendencies and disappointing social stature and abilities as choices and opportunities rather than something i just have to deal with. like instead of thinking "i want to kill myself," i thought "there are certain prerequisites i have to complete before killing myself." instead of thinking "why dont i have a gf, i thought "it is my own choice not to have a gf." shit like that.
it doesnt really work very good.
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>blogging on /r9k/
AHAHAHAHAHAH please just KILL YOURSELF
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ive been hanging out with a bunch of normies online. people who arent afraid to attach their real name, face, voice, and family to their username. they convinced me to attach my voice to my name. i think that was a mistake.
the first time i put a voice to my username i had night terrors for the first time that night, that my mic would randomly turn on even though my computer was off, that they would find out who i was, that they would find out how i actually act. it was terrible. 0/10
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1 on 1 unarmed combat 2017-01-12 04:10:24 Post No.34080336
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>YOU HAVE STEPED IN THE SACRED CIRCLE THAT HAS BEEN UNSTEPED FOR 589 YEARS
I MUST NOW FACE YOU IN 1 ON 1 UNARMED COMBAT TO THE DEATH.
I WILL DESTORY YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.
TELL ME WARRIOR..... DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME???!
AWNSER THE QUESTION!!!
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>>34080336
if i took off that turban would you die?
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Do you think there's any ~1 foot circle on the ground somewhere that has never been stepped on?
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>>34080412
most certainly
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I honestly want to die. This feels worse than anything any girl has ever done to me.
I channelled all my emotion and autism into sports and it came back to bite me in the fucking ass.
Holy shit.
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>>34080257
are you a san diegan robot, friend?
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>>34080257
>Chorgers
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>>34080317
Sadly, yes
This life is a hell
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She rubs her feet on your carpet and short circuits your PC
>then best waifu gives you a kiss
>what do you do
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>>34080224
has to repay me by being my sex slave
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she should rub them on my face instead
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>>34080426
DO NOT SEXUALIZE OUR GODDESS
>>34080449
She's wearing cleats though