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Robots, what are the odds that hitler may have actually been the good guy?
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He was. He wanted to protect his people from communists. He also turned a starving country into one of the most successful economies in europe at the time.
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>>34101987
explain the mass murder on jews
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>>34101987

germany was already "one of the most successful economies in europe at the time", and this since the 19th century. that was the first important continental country to experience industrial revolution, France remained rural a few decades more.

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Haven't seen one of these in a while. Where are my fellow robots? I want to know i'm not alone in being alone here in NY
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Almost forgot thread bait
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alone here in western MA.
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mpls, mn
not sure if oregami

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sort of reposting. any 901 anons?
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>>34101898
What's up my man! Been in 901 my whole life
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>>34101898
Please post more of this, or other, fat-assed Asian qt
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im 901

how's it going big guy :^)

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Why dont you just change yourself a bit?
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>>34101886
I am who I am and if changing my diet or doing some exercise will get me women then I don't want them, because they're shallow attention whores
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>>34101886
I did

I am a better person than I ever have been - but it's still not enough for society or the normies.
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>>34101886
Im trying desu

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Post images that sum up your feelings
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>>34101810
Here is another image. I will never be loved.
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>>34101810
Who asks their parents to buy them a thong?

Buy dat shit in secret like the rest of us.
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This does the job quite nicely.

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If dubs I take a buttload of robitussin
If singles I get DRUNK AS FUCK for the third night in a row
If trips painful sobriety
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>>34101798
>1 away from dubs
good enough for me
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>>34101827
ROBO ROBO ROBO
What's your brand homie
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>>34101846
dollar tree
it gets pretty disgusting after awhile but it's so cheep
but when I'm in for a treat I love me some CVS brand or walmart brand delsym
I'm glad there are other robo enthusiasts on this board

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>tfw 4chan and shitposting give your life meaning
i've learned from this place
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The first 3 spidey films were so good compared to the shit that was the amazing spiderman, jurys still out on the next spiderman reboot but the real question is why the fuck do the keep making spiderman movies? Do we really need to see uncle ben die and watch spidey discover his powers again for the first time? fucking hell
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>>34102436
Yes. Uncle Ben's death must be ingrained into your mind.
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>>34102436
To milk people like you who keep watching them.

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who here /antidepressant/?
ive been in prozac, effexor, cymbalta and currently zoloft. havent seen any improvement at all so far
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>>34101787
That's because it's a fucking meme.

Unless you solve the root cause of your depression, you'll never be cured.
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Do not take prescription drugs. It is a way for the higher ups to control our lives.
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>>34101787
the only thing they did for me was somehow ease my mind a bit and take away the anxiety. the part of getting your depression away has to be done by yourself if it roots from your personality or surpressed issues

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Can't imagine myself fucking a girl that I don't dated for at least a year. Is there something wrong with me?
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Sure you're one the right board?
Also, it just means you have standards; congratulations!
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>>34101909
yes, I'm sure. everyone here talks about wanting tfw no gf and how shit women are ... and if I think about how dating works nowadays then you will either have sex after 3 dates or you get ghosted. I have multiple trust issues with people in general so I could never do this after only 3 dates. I just wanted to see if there are other people like me that need much time
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BANG MEATBAGS? WHY DON'T YOU ASCEND TO THE WIRED?

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>be me
>chad
>can have a lot of girls
>but the one I want doesn't want me
>I fucking love her
>sucks being a chad when that one girl doesn't want you
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get the fuck off my board faggot
thanks a bunch
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you're not a chad then idiot you're a failed Thad
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You re cliche and disgusting end yourself

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Anyone else afriad of being close to others? I think I shut people out before they have a chance to know me thus why I'm friendless. I've have had plenty of women ask me out and confess they find me attractive but I'm afraid of being hurt. Anyone else have these feels?
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Apparently it's a coping mechanism introverted people use to survive a dysfunctional family
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Yeah. I could never get married lol
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>>34101790
>tfw your family made you this way

And if I try to explain it to someone they say I'm blaming others when they fucking caused the problems.

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Why are you intimidated by black men you crackas?
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>>34101674
im not
i actually like blacks
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>>34101674
Not intimidated by blacks just groups. If I'm out numbered 5 to 1 yeah I'll be intimidated 9/10 times. Regardless of race
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>>34101674
I'm black myself so I would not be scared of black guys. Also if any one want to ask me a question feel free.

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It's almost 4 am and haven't slept in over 60 hours (unless you consider sleeping behind the wheel or while working with power tools)
Been craving alcohol and a nice sharp blade for days now.

PUSH THREAD ROLL
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>>34101607
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ROLL

You have been muted for 2 seconds
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Another roll

Select all images with trees
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>>34101607
FIGHT ME

ROLL

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>Nothing is being done about the overpopulation of the human race
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Overpopulation is a meme
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why don't you kill your weaboo self to help that out.
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>>34101570
I opened this thread to post this exact post, word for word.

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How do I cope with being a dicklet?

My dick is 4 inches with a girth almost as thick as a small prescription bottle from cvs/walgreens. I realize that I'll never have a GF without being cheated on and my only hope to pass my genes is to have an "accident" and hope she doesn't abort. Literally the only point in life is to reproduce, right? Why am I handicapped?
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I just gave up on ever getting laid, if I ever do get a girl interested I'll tell her my dick is 2 inches beforehand, just to make sure shes ready for a small dick nigga
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>>34101551

I've tried to have sex a few times and every time I felt nothing, neither from ass or pussy, with and without condom. and everytime I eventually lose my erection. The only thing that feels good are blowjobs but even then it's not amazing. At this point I feel like my only chance of being in a relationship is turn to faggots or trannies and be a bottom and hope they don't mind my small dick. I've taken it up the ass a couple of times and it didn't even feel good. Just felt like I needed to take a shit. It's like people force themselves to like anal, i don't get it.
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Look, virgins. To lose your v-card, you're going to have to put in a little work to find a somewhat wholesome girl that will slob your knob and take your innocence from you.

>clean yourself up and be presentable but not in a high-class sort of way or women will think youre a fake ass nigger
>find an 18-19 year old with low self esteem
>be sweet but also a bit uncaring if anyone happens and be hot and cold so she doesn't know for sure or not if she's got you wrapped around her finger
>DO NOT CLING
>tell joke or just be witty honestly its not that fucking hard, guys
>give it a few weeks even up to 2-3 months
>one night you and her will be making out and she'll reach down and grab your dick
>she'll either like it or she won't call you back

I've got a fucking 5 and a half inch uncut but girthy dick and I'm 380 pounds and I can at least get one to two new chicks per year to slob my knob.

Also, you can always wait till your in your late 20's and then the 18-19 year olds with daddy issues tend to latch onto older guys for stabilitiy and weird psychosexual shit but also because you seem more mature and grounded and reliable than the young guys that are just looking to get their dick wet.

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