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How do I cope with being a dicklet? My dick is 4 inches with

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How do I cope with being a dicklet?

My dick is 4 inches with a girth almost as thick as a small prescription bottle from cvs/walgreens. I realize that I'll never have a GF without being cheated on and my only hope to pass my genes is to have an "accident" and hope she doesn't abort. Literally the only point in life is to reproduce, right? Why am I handicapped?
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I just gave up on ever getting laid, if I ever do get a girl interested I'll tell her my dick is 2 inches beforehand, just to make sure shes ready for a small dick nigga
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>>34101551

I've tried to have sex a few times and every time I felt nothing, neither from ass or pussy, with and without condom. and everytime I eventually lose my erection. The only thing that feels good are blowjobs but even then it's not amazing. At this point I feel like my only chance of being in a relationship is turn to faggots or trannies and be a bottom and hope they don't mind my small dick. I've taken it up the ass a couple of times and it didn't even feel good. Just felt like I needed to take a shit. It's like people force themselves to like anal, i don't get it.
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Look, virgins. To lose your v-card, you're going to have to put in a little work to find a somewhat wholesome girl that will slob your knob and take your innocence from you.

>clean yourself up and be presentable but not in a high-class sort of way or women will think youre a fake ass nigger
>find an 18-19 year old with low self esteem
>be sweet but also a bit uncaring if anyone happens and be hot and cold so she doesn't know for sure or not if she's got you wrapped around her finger
>DO NOT CLING
>tell joke or just be witty honestly its not that fucking hard, guys
>give it a few weeks even up to 2-3 months
>one night you and her will be making out and she'll reach down and grab your dick
>she'll either like it or she won't call you back

I've got a fucking 5 and a half inch uncut but girthy dick and I'm 380 pounds and I can at least get one to two new chicks per year to slob my knob.

Also, you can always wait till your in your late 20's and then the 18-19 year olds with daddy issues tend to latch onto older guys for stabilitiy and weird psychosexual shit but also because you seem more mature and grounded and reliable than the young guys that are just looking to get their dick wet.
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>>34101749
>380 lbs

better luck with the bait next time m80
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>>34101551
This pretty much.
No point in trying desu
I just lift and use drugs to ease the pain.
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>>34101668
>I've tried to have sex a few times and every time I felt nothing, neither from ass or pussy, with and without condom. and everytime I eventually lose my erection. The only thing that feels good are blowjobs but even then it's not amazing.

That's what I'm afraid of, I can't even get excited about the thought of having sex with my dick cause its so small, and as I figured which you just confirmed, blowjobs will be meh.

Its sad but it seems small dick men were not meant to enjoy sex.
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>>34101890

I've only came once from a blowjob. Took about an hour. It was my homo coworker and he REALLY wanted to make me cum. I had to watch some porn on my phone after about 30 minutes. I'm not gay so that's probably why. Girls that did blew me just gave up after like 10 minutes. I had to eat them out and shit to not have them be completely disappointed but at that point why would they even bother with guys? Might as well be a lesbian. Anyways, girls are shit and word spreads and you're pretty much blacklisted from any people from their social circle. The fag was cool and somewhat felt sorry for me.
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>>34101508
just get rich enough to afford the penis transplant operations available in a decade.

enjoy your 3 foot dick.
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>>34101508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM8KaZ2-6nU
Let Poppy ease your pain anon
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What is the girth of that size bottle? I have a CVS bottle around but I've never been good at measuring girth.

I ask because mine is a little bit thicker than one of those bottles.
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>>34102222
Only thing you have to worry about is passing the toilet paper roll test. If you can not get it in then you have nice girth. That's all that really matters unless ya dick is under 3 inches hard.
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>tfw 6 inch girth

Fucking amazing when their hand can't fit around it.
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>>34102284
My dick is an inch longer than an iPhone 5.

I have a little room to spare in a toilet roll tube. But aren't there different sizes of rolls?

Guess I'm a dicklet. ;_;
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>>34102284
I can always get it in US rolls. I guess I'm fucked. I heard European rolls are smaller.
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>>34101508
>Literally the only point in life is to reproduce, right?
Says who? There is literally no point, so you can do whatever you want. Large parts of the developed world have sub-replacement fertility, so from that alone it should be clear humanity has long passed the point at which the laws of evolution don't really apply anymore.
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>>34102284

Paper roll test is nothing. I can pass that if I'm 100% erect but just barely. I'm assuming it's the standard toilet paper roll, probably the smallest if there are different sizes. It's still too small.
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>>34101508
>Why am I handicapped?

You either had bad genes or bad nourishment during childhood and adolescence (nutrition, hormone levels, etc) prevented you from reaching your potential.
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>>34102333
It's not about how long it is. It's about girth and seeing can you fully stick it in from the base of ya dick.
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>>34101668
Why can't you feel anything with your dick?

Are you sure it's your size and not jerking off with a death grip or jerking off too frequently?

I know it's common broscience to fap before you get with a girl so you last longer but in my experience you should do the opposite. Most modern betas are so desensitized from constant fapping and porn that our dicks don't function right when we get with women. Tbh any robot that thinks he might get laid should do nofap for at least 3-5 beforehand depending on his libido.
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>>34101801
I'm a 270lb guy who stands 5'9" with a 4.5"x6" dick, I have had multiple gfs and one night stands, I have a gf right now. My dick is literally wider than it is tall, it's a fucken frankendick and I have a gf.

No matter how shitty you are there will always be women who will fuck you, you just need to keep looking.
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>>34102545
That's what I mean. There's a bit of room left. Not a lot, but some.
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>>34102580

Well I think it's because of my small dick, length and girth. I first thought I was fapping too much so I stopped for a couple of months and tried again. Nope. Then I thought it was medications or something so I stopped taking them for about 2 months and tried again. Nope. Then I was thinking maybe it's anxiety or something? Nope, I can't feel anything from penetrating thus I lose my erection and I can't cum. But like I said, blowjobs feel alright. Then I thought maybe they were too loose and all, but nope. I couldn't get my dick in an ass without using a lot of lube and even when I got it in I don't have much to work with so it ends up slipping out all the time but it doesn't feel like anything. So I just think my dick is too small.
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>>34102333
That's not too bad, just get a girl with small hands.
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>>34102806
Man, when I lost my virginity back in 2013 I fucked one girl. She made every excuse under the sun to not see me again.

Few months later, fuck another one. Next day she says she wants me around but she doesn't want sex. Either I was terrible in bed or it was my dick, probably both. Or I was a beta faggot.

Whatever it was, shit sucked. Know what I mean? I've always felt like a dicklet. How couldn't I jump to that conclusion?
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>>34102774
>Well I think it's because of my small dick, length and girth. I first thought I was fapping too much so I stopped for a couple of months and tried again. Nope. Then I thought it was medications or something so I stopped taking them for about 2 months and tried again. Nope. Then I was thinking maybe it's anxiety or something? Nope, I can't feel anything from penetrating thus I lose my erection and I can't cum. But like I said, blowjobs feel alright. Then I thought maybe they were too loose and all, but nope. I couldn't get my dick in an ass without using a lot of lube and even when I got it in I don't have much to work with so it ends up slipping out all the time but it doesn't feel like anything. So I just think my dick is too small.

Average Indian dick size is 4" inches and there are over a billion of the brown fucks, I really think it's mental anon. Why don't you try getting a handjob from a girl? If you lose a boner from a handy where she can adjust her grip to your size you'll know Its mental.
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>>34103052

How many Indians are running around fucking Chad Thundercock and Tyrone before they get married or even have sex for the first time? Hell, isn't having an arranged marriage common for Indians thus small dick Indians will have virgin wives and since most Indians have small dicks anyways so it isn't like the women are going around trying to find the biggest dick they can. Different cultures.
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>>34103283
Ok but none of that changes the fact that they obviously can and do enjoy sex despite many having dicks even smaller than yours anon.
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>>34102942

Dude I can never fuck a girl twice, they always ghost me after the first time. I'm 6.5 inches idk if its too small, i'm pretty bad at sex because these bitches won't give me any experience.
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>>34101508
i don't like touching me penis since it has pearly penile papules
>will never ever get blowjob
it really hurts deep inside my heart
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>>34103344
I hear ya man, shit sucks. What can ya do.
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>>34103386
I know these feels anon, my dick is disgusting looking, especially when it's erect.

I can't imagine a girl even wanting to touch it.
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>>34101508
So how origunally tall are you?
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>>34103344
Whats your girth?

Original very
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>>34103344

I had a friend that I knew since middle school that I found out was a homo when I was in my early 20s. Never really kept in touch but we were both into vidya and shit. I reconnected with him and I started hanging out with him and smoking his pot and he wanted to "fool around". I said, I'll try it and pretty much tried to fuck him but couldn't stay hard. Maybe it was because I wasn't really gay? I don't know. I tried to fuck him a couple of times, even though I could practice with him, but nope. Couldn't stay hard, couldn't get it in. Used a bunch of lube once and got it in but couldn't really work with it since I'm inexperienced, I guess, but also have small dick so I blamed it on that. I just gave up after about 6 tries and just stopped talking to him. I mean, I even asked him if he would like me to blow him instead but he insisted that he didn't like blowjobs (wtf?). I guess he was a "bottom" and I wasn't able to perform. I moved and we pretty much stopped talking besides when I need some weed when I was in town, which is rare. I couldn't even fuck a tight asshole with my small dick, what hope do I have with women?
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>>34103473

6'1

poopydickey
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>>34101508
I think my dick is below average, but had an ex say she liked it's girth when I sent her a dick pic

I've given up on getting laid, anyway, so, oregano cement.
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I have no problem getting laid, once, but it seems after the first fuck I can't keep them around and all their friends know about my small dick. Doesn't matter if I'm an expert at eating pussy or whatever, small dick = blacklisted.
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