Women deceive you with their facepaint. You cannot trust your own eyes.
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>>34111429
too bad she looks worse on the right
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I find her more attractive without the makeup
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>>34111429
Well that's a bad example, cause she's plenty attractive without makeup.
Why do some women have 3 holes?
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>omegle
kejk
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I think the extra hole at the top is a pilonidal cyst
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>>34111398
Ass, Mouth and Puss.
All gurls have 3, you Dildo.
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I have rejected multiple women in situations which would have led to sex because of my small dick. My co-workers even told me of a girl that likes me while out at a bar and I completely ignored her.
But would they have cared that much?
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>>34111395
If things get to the point that you've gone and whipped out your cock, she's not gonna suddenly walk out on you.
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a lot of girls wont berate people for being below average
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>>34111395
Some chads have tiny cocks man
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Is it true that anime makes you less attractive?
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>>34111352
Well you're probably already an ugly fuck anon so Id say yes.
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>>34111352
Yes. Extremely unattractive.
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>>34111364
>>34111363
How do i reverse it?
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how even would you handle this?
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>>34111335
I'd laugh. What else can you do?
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>>34111335
Who's Paul????????
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>>34111335
This looks like the result of a grown man pissing himself in his sleep.
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>wake up
>see this
>she says "oh, you survived"
what do you do?
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Hey l just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me, maybe.
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>>34111322
>"oh, you survived"
Well goddammit.
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>>34111322
Tell her to suck the poison out of my dick so i dont die again
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Reminder r9k that its okay to commit suicide!
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But what if the abrahamic religions are correct and there is a god and he's a cruel torturer who hates suicide
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>>34111456
why would they be right? it's purely narcissistic of humans to think that they have it all figured out when we inhabit a tiny grain of sand inside of a galaxy which takes up literally 00000000000000000000000.1 of the known universe
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>>34111290
>tfw going to get sexually abused probably
Always a plan B
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Has anyone ever orbited you?
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>>34111247
That's a Huuuuuuuge ego !
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>>34111315
Lick my balls tripfag
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>>34111247
A lot of people did when I was a transfag, but I grew out of that phase
Still got some but don't care for that attention really
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>tfw started hrt yesterday
can anyone relate to this feel?
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>>>/lgbt/
Go away you disgusting hon
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>>34111226
I'm calling dibs on your boypussy
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>actually unironically turning yourself into a tranny
shiggy diggy
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How do I move to a big city instead of a small town?
I fucking hate it here it's cold and windy, there's nothing to do, the town is like a mile long, there's no jobs, everyone here just gets fucked up and in trouble for fun, everyone's poor, the houses are run down, everyone's jobless on welfare fat and trashy, there's rumors everywhere, there's 0 opportunity and your BEST CASE scenario is being middle class and that's a stretch.
I don't care how poor I am. I don't care if I live in a Mexican basement, I don't care if I share a room with ex cons, I don't care if there's gunshots outside, I don't care if I work 2 jobs and eat ramen and bread every day. I'll do anything to never have to look back. I want the sun, I want people, I want to live the way people were actually meant to live, I want to see big buildings and fancy cars, I want beautiful girls everywhere. I want it all.
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What state you in?
Stupid original contents
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>>34111490
Ny senpai
Ddntsvbyecvr
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>>34111219
>>34111896
I live in upstate NY and some of my former classmates live and work in NYC now.
The only way is going to college and having richfag parents.
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can we have a suicide support/advice thread
talk about your feels, if you should go or not, the repercussions
let's not be alone
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>>34111201
i've killed myself a few times. i recommend a gun.
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>>34111237
how to get gun if you're broke and can't drive?
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>>34111353
steal from mom's purse
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Well well well, would you look at the time.
You'd better get ready for work wagie, you wouldn't want Mr. Goldstein to scold you again, would you?
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>>34111195
Time for bed so I can wake up in the afternoon, take a nice, warm and comfy hot shower, eat some delicious breakfast, and then leave for my night shift feeling clean and confident. How about you?
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>>34111195
Daily reminder, your comfy neet days are soon over my friend.
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>>34111195
I am Mr. Goldstein.
I make millions from other people's labor.
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Why the fuck are you still on this board anons?
This place is cancer for your brains and health.
Nothing good comes out from being here
>normies or bots pretending to be normies baitposting to make you feel even shittier than you are
>inappropriate images of women or porn to make you feel even lonelier than you are and consider suicide for being a virgin
>beta male shaming and attempts to prove that they don't deserve a woman in life
>shitty tips from idiots that don't help you in any way
>khv's hating on women even though they had 0 experience with them
>stupid forced memes
>gay/trans propaganda as an attempt to turn you into a prison faggot
This entire board is like a huge cesspool of negativity and it's wasting your time
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shut the fuck up loser
go outside
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I'm not a robot anymore so nothing here affects me negatively at this point. It's just for goofs.
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>>34111188
>be me, 6:50 am
>"hmm havent been on r9k in a few weeks, wonder whats going on over there"
>open board
>this is first thread
What a faggot. I dont even have to read your wall of greentext to know youre stupid
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Do any of you robots go to therapy? What's it like? Is it helpful? How do I go without my parents finding out?
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>>34111150
Personally I didn't find it helpful but that's probably on my part. And why are you concerned with your parents finding out?
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>>34111150
I've been getting therapy on and off for about 13 years I think. When I actively go there, I don't feel it helps, at all. But I've had moments of my life where I stopped going, and I began to notice I felt more depressed. I think talking to someone does help. I don't live with my parents so idk, I don't know why you'd want to keep it a secret.
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>>34111150
Gone for a while, probably the worst waste of money in my life.
But i dont know you, perhaps for some people it works, for me it doesent.
Im my honest opinion is a jew scam like most of psychology in general, and the people who practice it and get payed from it from my experience all all insuferable sociopaths, also women in 80% of the cases.
The only way i ever got shit of my chest or got more social is by using drugs, but i dont recommend that either, especially the ones you get from the doc like benzos and ssri.
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You know if niggers didn't exist, they'd be a pretty good monster for scary stories.
>Looks just like a regular human
>but all black
>only comes out at night
You could add some more things, like acts like animal or speaks gibberish. Call them human shadows or something, or maybe some humans lose their shadow and that's where they come from. Be neat for a fantasy novel tidbit.
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>>34111125
Nice idea anon. why don't you start writing?
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This is really good
Continue pls
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>>34111184
>>34111196
Thanks misters. Maybe I will throw it in some story. It'd be a good joke for the reader. You wouldn't mention race at all up until that point in the story, cause the concept just doesn't exist in that world, until the hero comes across an old lady telling some kids that because one of them lost their shadow, they have to put salt in front of their door or else a nigger will come in the night and attack them.
>what's a nigger grandma?
>it looks just like you do, but all black
Anyway the old lady would just be messing with the kid, his shadow just isn't there because it's overcast or something. Should probably come up with a name for them besides niggers though.